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Jokes Etc › Re: Abuja Has The Largest D*** In The World by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:26pm On Jan 28, 2013

Na Laugh: Same goes for you

can you listen to yourself?

Himalayan he-goat

Jokes Etc › Re: Abuja Has The Largest D*** In The World by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:50pm On Jan 28, 2013

This is rubbish, same goes for your website.

Jokes Etc › Re: Am New Here by Valiantvaliant(op): 4:24pm On Jan 28, 2013

Xymc...:
You had a cardiac arrest and died while farting. . .

That's exactly what happened.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Is Not A Reckless Spender - FG by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:46am On Jan 28, 2013

Am i expected to read all that?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Am New Here by Valiantvaliant(op): 9:28am On Jan 28, 2013

Mr.T Anonymous:
Is dat d end of d story?

and Mr. T Anonymous helped Larride.

Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Missed Me? by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:21pm On Jan 27, 2013

BIGVAJINA:
i am back for good.
wish me a happy stay.
i went on a maternity leave.
delivered a bouncing baby boy.
wow!!

i guess the baby came out very easily huh.
Cöngratz anyway

Jokes Etc › Re: Am New Here by Valiantvaliant(op): 6:06pm On Jan 27, 2013

Table Leg :
Naff off!

Fu€k off!!

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Importance Of Logos by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:45pm On Jan 27, 2013

How does this affect the price of groundnut that i will use in soaking my garri?

Jokes Etc › Am New Here by Valiantvaliant(op): 3:04pm On Jan 27, 2013*

An African businessman by name Larride travelled to Europe on a business trip and stayed in a boarding house as he attempts to save money. There were three other occupants in the room called 'woo' namely bin gbago, prettieböny and her in valuable husband bunmioguns.
The next morning he noticed that his tooth brush was wet instead of dry. The next day, he again noticed that his tooth brush was wet and suspected that someone else was using his tooth brush in his absence.
The businessman decided that he was going to find out who was using his tooth brush, but could not confront any of the three strangers he was sharing the room with. He told the other three that he wanted to sleep a little longer and excused himself from the morning breakfast.
Once he heard them returning to the room, he quickly put his plan in motion: He got up from bed, greeted them and picked up his tooth brush to use it to scratch his butttocks and put back the brush. Immediately, one of the room mates started throwing up.

Jokes Etc › Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:04am On Jan 26, 2013

Lagusta: Yeah, and she removed her shoes too before entering abi

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

yeah, she even squats down to collect money from the ATM!

Jokes Etc › Re: Check A Yoruba Man's Brain Out by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:16pm On Jan 25, 2013

maggilove: I am proud to be a yoruba girl.

little wonder i saw you knocking before entering an elevator!

Jokes Etc › Re: President Jonathan On Cnn by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:11pm On Jan 25, 2013

May the good Lord save us. They are currently playing with the light in my area as if someone is playing ping pong with the control switch

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come-by Your Username? by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:11pm On Jan 25, 2013

Mr.T Anonymous:
still waiting 4 bin gbagbo and bunmioguns comment.

as for Bin gbagbo's real name its
MR.BIN OSAMA GBAGBO.
But Gbagbo is his maiden name

Family › Re: Trending Babies Names In Your Local Language. by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:51pm On Jan 24, 2013

Woman: doctor i need birth cöntrol pills.
Doc: how many kids do you have.
Woman: 10 boys
Doc: what are their names?
Woman: David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David.
Doc: wow, how do you cope when you want to call one of them?
Woman: i simply use their surname

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Family › Re: Ten-Year-Old Gives Birth To Baby Girl by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:45pm On Jan 23, 2013*

Onlinebiz2012: [img]http://learnweek.com/?r=agbeniga[/img] I love this

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Jokes Etc › Re: A True Life Story That Happened In Iran. by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:59am On Jan 23, 2013

فشصي يفخوع صي فخخ فخقةشصحس. طشع صي رصإأ يخ ةوقأر

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Are Your Best 3 Jokers On Nairaland? by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:28pm On Jan 20, 2013

Lagusta: Bingbagbo da prof

Bunmioguns da jokes presido

And........

VALIANTVALIANT... THAT GUY NO DEY DULL AT ALL!!!!

hehehehehehe
am fattened. . . . Sori flattered!

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come-by Your Username? by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:26pm On Jan 20, 2013

Lagusta: No, his name is olanrewaju... Shortened to lanre...

oh! I see

Family › Re: Some Lovely Childhood Memories by Valiantvaliant(op): 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2013

Excellent contribution guys bhet ma Nokia 3310 is stream-unfriendly! Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Smart . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or Not by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:36pm On Jan 20, 2013

Excellent punchline!

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Video : BABE FOR SALE By Basketmouth & Bovi by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:32pm On Jan 20, 2013

Can somebody interprete from video to writing?

Jokes Etc › Re: How Did You Come-by Your Username? by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:29pm On Jan 20, 2013

larride: Anyone can guess my name with my username

is your name garri?

Family › Re: Some Lovely Childhood Memories by Valiantvaliant(op): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2013

korexes: Na wa ooo @op u had a nice child hood.
For me i think it was climbing trees,mangoes, we were troubls some then i knew all the trees with fruits on them.we fought for turns just to ride bicyles. We played with sand a lot

that was still fun but i didn't have much of the outdoor experience, that is an edge you have over me.
Btw i still sing in the shower:-) !
old habits die hard i guess.

Nairaland General › Re: Thank You For Making Nairaland Forum Great (My Message To 1 Million Members) by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:52pm On Jan 18, 2013

You are welcome.

Music/Radio › Re: What Collaborations Would You Would Like To See In 2013 by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:43pm On Jan 18, 2013

To be realistic i am expecting
MI and P-square.
They are both J-town boiz i don't know why they haven't collaborated up till now since there is clearly no beef between them.

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Events › Re: Countdown To Nairaland Hitting A Million Members. by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:31am On Jan 18, 2013

Nairaland has officially hit 1,000,000 members as at 8:29am

Politics › Re: Gombe Governor Involved In Auto Crash by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:47pm On Jan 17, 2013

homerac7: anybody who knows Gombe-Yola road very well will know it is a death trap. The FG road is a long windy pot-holes ridden single lane road through some of the most hostile terrains of Tangale mountains the country geography can describe. Well, I know Shongom very well, in fact, i was posted to serve at the LG secretariat there originally.

RIP to the dead. Soonest recovery to the wounded. Thank God for the survivors

seems like you did your service in the 70's or 80's. Get updated eh.

Politics › Re: Gombe Governor Involved In Auto Crash by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:45pm On Jan 17, 2013

Akshow: The prophesy is comin to past. That very road they refuse to repair will hunt them too. If them fly e go crash Shikena!

gombe-yola road is not bad.

Music/Radio › Re: Skales Drops “my Baby” Video + [DOWNLOAD] by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:21pm On Jan 17, 2013

Let them learn from the choc boiz, they show girls quite alryt but not in an exposing and s3x provocating way. Check out their videos

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Is About To Hit 1,000,000 Members!! by Valiantvaliant(op): 10:58am On Jan 17, 2013

Mynd_44: I hope the newbies are not the troublesome types ooo

i hope so too. Bet warriz your date?

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Is About To Hit 1,000,000 Members!! by Valiantvaliant(op): 9:39pm On Jan 16, 2013

No derailing please. Let's stick to the topic people.

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