realsammie: Two YORUBA women sitting quietly

bin gbagbo: i will simply fart 14 times and faint

chumakk: My first account got banned. i opened another and another for insurance sake. I think they need to give you warning before banning your account like facebook do and when it is done. they should give reason and make the ban very short. people on ban should not be able to login for a while because why allow me inside when i can't do anything.

harbibi: I tire o. Dat its y it is called a joke! Its not suppose to make sense and as such make u laugh. I wonder y d insult. Well some people find it hard to loosen up and laugh sha. They probably feel they r d only ones wit problems so it is a taboo to laugh. Mtshww. Smh.

valicious1: Whatif u die in jail

El Guapo:

To make sure they are really in Hell

samguy009: The Imo-born actor, who before his disappearance from the screen was enmeshed in series of controversies that even led to rumours of insanity, is back from oblivion.
The actor tells NET in a telephone conversation of how he had to take time off to rebrand, and rediscover himself.
The now born-again actor/rapper said, ‘When it was clear that the world had rejected me, I had to go back to Christ. Whatever has happened to me all through these years, happened for a reason. If these things had not happened, I would not have discovered how much Christ loves me and how much I should have held onto him’.
El Cream, as he was popularly called within the rap circles, has just released a brand new music video for his new single Go Under. ‘The new single is coming off my forthcoming album, ‘Return of the Don’ that will be dropping anytime soon’, he tells us.
Ernest Asuzu began his acting career in the late 90s film Another Campus Queen. He also featured in a number of Nollywood flicks, most notably the highly acclaimed and successful, Rituals by Kenneth Nnebue.

http://www.wapjoint.com/2013/03/nollywood-bad-boy-ernest-asuzu-becomes.html

bin gbagbo: https://www.nairaland.com/1231485/transcripts-phone-conversation-between-teacher

jackbauersballs: Ice prince looks like a houseboy.

No beef, but does that look stylish to you?

See the short sleeve shirt looking like awka oche...

and I bet he nacked that sleveless top with apola canvass.

Aboki go be aboki anyday.

caesaraba: I'm young, have no responsibilities and I have an obsession with excellence. Target: My first billion before 35. Sounds impossible? Bookmark this page.

Wishing all young C.E.Os the best.

booqee: Is this the joke??
#thread burnt!

Iceslizer:
WON'T NOBODY ANSWER THIS QUESTION?

dopeJemi:

No no no.. It wilL make him serious and it wilL aLso be a difficuLt task 4 him cuz he wudnt wanna ban peopLe cuz he wants everybody 2 Love him


I want d Job

bin gbagbo: * clears throat and grabs the microphone *

jokes section's "demise" is multi-faceted.
The major contributors to this unfortunate trend are 1. the mods (dani and ben): These two guyz can no longer pay their internet bills and are hardly seen online unlike their colleagues in other sections. what they have specialized in is ban ban and ban. No clue to revamp this section. 2. That so-called super-mod's interferences on this section: Can u believe that girl was behind my disqualification for the joker of the year award? and it was the same girl that placed a ban on intimacy jokes? The day intimacy jokes were banned, was the day this section suffered a mile stroke 3. Seun: The so-called owner of nairaland does not care about this section. if he did, u would see threads here make the frontpage and also replace those immpotent mods with better guys like myself ...i dont want to talk plenty,.....i will be right back

inurmind:

Of course I do my friend, of course
But my only wish is that you take a very different course
Just consider my friend, just reason
Gather knowledge, "think without ceasing"

You might come out an atheist
You might come out a theist
You might come out in between
Maybe even a Satanist

But the most important thing would be
That you seek knowledge
That you seek to be free

bin gbagbo:

inurmind:

You words speak disorganization
Impromptu poetry is definitely not your occupation
Sit down and relax your mind
Think a little, then maybe atheism you will find

inurmind: It baffles me
How your signature shows your love for money
Yet you criticize others, what show of hypocrisy

It baffles me
How one could put so much faith in a book
That has been assembled and twisted by crooks

It baffles me
How one could think his religion the best
When a million others could do that beating their chests

It baffles me
How pastors are easily let to slide
When boys for stealing vegetables die

It baffles me
How these "men of god " they say
Welcome corrupt men to the "holy" grounds to pray

A lot of things baffle me
Just like you
But maybe we will begin to see
When we cease to remain fools

bin gbagbo:

r u gay?