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So chuck norris is now God?

The secretary na fooooooooooLL

Doesn't he look like this guy from third world cop

NOIBMUUL: Come on guys, don't do this. Please, let's keep it clean.

Talk 2d buffoon

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]African Soccer is Mad Corrupt Yo

Almost as Corrupt as Italian Soccer

Can't eva trust those Ginnys

Fhuck an Italian

A Ginny can't do a Gotdamn Thing for me but Slide my Goddamn Pizza In the Oven

I really Like Nigeria, and it's women and Beauty

It's just that Damn Green and White Flag.....

I Hate That Thing[/quote]T.B joshua sure got a lottta work to on this dude

Lil chilz: see dis mumu ooo..if he e sure for u upload ur qurlfriend pix..ode

I no nid upload my girlfriend pix bt I sure say no mata hw she dey ur mama no fine reach am

So if u de pass my house gate naim b say u enta my house abi mtsceew

Omo julius agwu wife wowor o
Bt teju babiface babe wowor pass

Sometimes when I read through the pitiable comments of some so called igbos when matters of rochas is concerned I just shake my head in shame and agony. This man rochas has so dangerously hypnonitized and blinded some confused and ignorant (imo) citizens that they have refused to see that they are seriously enveloped by okorocha's darkness. This is a man who is so confused and myopic about governance, a man who has been harloting from one party to another since yr2000 having cross-carpeted to nothing less than five parties in the last 12 years. Its so unfortunate that we still have fo.ols even here on NL that would still go ahead supporting rochass stupidities even if he strangles their mothers in their presence and makes them believe he has done the right thing.
Its so unfortunate that their are still people who would continually support evil even when its openly obvious. This is a man who openly legalised abortion in imo state some weeks ago only to shamelessly come out later to claim he was hypnotised by some forces of darkness that made him do what he did. This is indeed funny but dead serious. Am only comforted by the fact that come 2015 my capable,intelligent and ever resillient imo brothers and sisters would all join hands together to kick that beast of a governor out of douglas house let him go back to ogboko his village and continue to mess them up with his useless policies.

Chai so na so dis fine boy take mad

Make I see as dose end time guys go take relate dis topic wit dia crase

What do u mean by freewill? Btw. Mod shouldn't this be on FP

" May d grace of our lord Jesus christ,
The love of God
And the Sweet fellowship of the holy spirit
Be and abide with us now and forever more
Amen "

May you go in peace.

That's my favourite part of sunday service

Then you see those women putting on very large hats insisting on staying at the front thereby blocking everybody. Very annoying

FarmTech: Great post. Thanks very much. Have you tried this or do you know of anyone who is doing it?

Thanks. Btw am doing it as a part-time business and its really paying well

Just like every other place, in church you meet several kinds of people who do not cease to amaze you with different stunts during the service. At times, you get disturbed or annoyed but what can you do? Here is a drop-down of the most annoying things people do in church:

*Chewing Gum in Church: And not just chewing gum but making silly noises with it. We know that most times, you might get sleepy during the service (especially if it is a vigil) but be discreet, mint sweets are better.

*Gisting with Friends: Some people have seriously complained about this. They are struggling to listen but the noise of the person next to them won’t even allow them hear a thing. The most annoying part is that their gist is irrelevant…at other times, it evolves out of something the pastor has said and goes beyond proportion. Please, whatever it is…can’t it wait till after the service?

Pinging and Constantly Updating Status: Funny enough, most people hide under the cloak of E-Bible, pretending to be using the bible application or  jotting on a phone memo…hmnn…God dey ooo!!!

*Screaming ” Yeah, Word! Preach It!! Yes, the Word can get really exciting but also remember that you’re not the only one in church…hehe

*Snapping Pictures During Service and Uploading on Facebook, Twitter, etc: Just one question; when did church become a photo studio?

* Walking Around: Very distracting, even to the minister. If you are the kind of person that always has to go to the gents, please find a seat in a place where you won’t draw too much attention, and except it is urgent, please please and please, try and sit still till the end of the service. This is no excuse for the rudeness of ushers though…

*Standing Up or Climbing a Chair to Watch a Drama: Dramas can get really exciting but  obstructing the view of other people behind you is not accepted. Church is not cinema!

*Crying babies in Church: Yes, babies can get out of control but if you know your baby is the touchy type, it is more advisable for you to seat where you won’t easily distract people….and please don’t breastfeed in front of everybody , give yourself some closure.
Please, try to make this Sunday and every other one better for both you and everyone around you. Stay blessed!!!

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Maybe d pple wey rate am wan make 2face feature 4dia track.

Last September, Gemma Holmes was driving a scooter in Hilperton, England, when she collided with a parked car. The impact reportedly caused her to fly across a busy road and slam into a lamp post.

Holmes suffered horrific injuries, including severe head injuries and a broken back. In a coma, the 26-year-old was airlifted to the hospital, where doctors didn’t think she’d survive.

Remarkably, about three months after the crash, Holmes awoke from the coma. Not only was she still alive, but she was told that she was almost 4 months pregnant.

According to SWNS.com, Holmes suffered amnesia as a result of the accident. She couldn’t remember what had happened over the last three years, including how she had met her baby’s father. (The child’s dad has since been located, but he and Holmes have not reunited romantically.)

“I was just in shock,” she said of receiving the surprising news.

Doctors warned her that keeping the baby would not only be potentially dangerous to her health, but that she would also not be able to have any surgery on her back until the child was born, according to the Wiltshire Times.

Holmes was adamant, however, that she would keep her baby.

“I just thought that if this little baby inside me had managed to survive the awful crash, then he was meant to be,” she told ITV This Morning, according to the Daily Mail.

During her pregnancy, Holmes reportedly didn’t take painkillers out of fear that the medication would harm her unborn child, thus enduring tremendous pain from her injuries.

But for Holmes, it’s all been worth it.

In May, she gave birth to a healthy baby boy named Rueben Miracle Holmes via cesarean section.

“I couldn’t stop crying when they first showed him to me, because he is my little miracle baby. I was just so happy to see him after everything we’ve been through,” she told SWNS.com.

In a few months, Holmes says she will be able to undergo the brutal procedure — doctors will need to break her back and place metal plates in it — which could one day allow her to get her back on her feet.

She will likely be able to learn to walk again in about two and a half years.

“Rueben is the best thing to ever happen to me. I may not remember how he came to me but I’ve got the rest of our lives to make up for that,” Holmes told Reveal.co.u
Source
Reveal.co.uk

timpaker:
**excuse me boss you have a text message**
Brb...is like my alert don show

Alert of eviction from ur landlord

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Bryancrox: How old are you bro? Frm ur comment,you sound 13...I dont exchange words with teenagers.So peace @

I just went through your posts on NL and seeing the kinda thrash you've been dishing out I must confess am really dissapointed at myself for having been wasting my precious time with you. You re just a myopic and ignorant kid.

Abu Mikey: Nor Vex!!

Why I go vex nah