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segxes23: u r indeed a typical mumu nigerian. Not ready to take any action

You re the mumuest mugu for not understanding my post infact ur mumuness is beyond cure.

I'll be a big mumu if I spend my precious time reading this rubbish

[quote author=Flygerian.]This funniest comment i've ever heard on nairaland. Believe u me, I laughed to the Bank. [/quote]Lol I tire for dat babe o

sicily4u: @poster remember majority of the reply's here na kids, don't forget when we did a poll concerning age group.
So use your sense and do the right thing

Thanks bro

Nomski0: No it mustnt but its actually more advisable for you too.
But its really your choice.

Advisable? Why advisable? Or is it like a marriage ceremony where you need witnesses to be present.

[quote author=big-t]To show how grateful u r to God, do accordingly.[/quote]Can't I just do it within the confers of my room.

Yungwizzzy: don't be ungrateful bro. you should thank and dedicate that ride to God. nor be by power oo

Thanx bro but I thank the Lord as I wake up every morning. Must it be done in church?

Happy sunday to all nairalanders.
This is an issue seriously causing commotions between me and my sister. I finally changed my troublesome camry and got myself an i-vtec last month, I happened to travel to Delta state for a 4day seminar and since my sister and her family lives close to the venue I had to stay with them throughout the duration of the seminar. My sister has always been the very religious type right from our growing up years. Everybody was happyy for my new car but the problems started when she asked if I had dedicated it in the church and I replied no cos I didn't see it as a necessity. She insisted, threatened and even went as far as trying to drive the car herself to her church which caused a minor dent. I had to angrily leave before sunday. Now she sent me a text calling me an unrepentant atheist who would burn in hell (in my own car lol). Now my question, is it mandatory by law or bible that one must dedicate his car in the church( with gifts for the pastor/priest of course) I have all my licences intact so why the compulsion to dedicate it in church again?

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[quote author=Khad££jah.]Nawa o...20million...kai...wen sum cant even afford moni 4 gari...[/quote]Does your life only revolve around garri ? Can't someone just treat himself fine. Smh

Joeblis: guy your papa...if you never l*** pu*** before you never enjoy life be that!

mugu continue de lick, u go lick sotey u lick ur brain comot.

ONILA. the kinnda mischievous threads you constantly dish out makes me wonder if you're but a Programmed computer device installed by seun

Guy ur name na sorry

booqee: which kain question be this one sef?? So u mean u do both, eating banana and eating goathead pepper soup, u only find one more easier and less tasking than the other huh? Holy smokes!...are u bisexual?? If not why would u be asking me which is easier in eating banana or goathead peppersoup(God forbid dat i lick a woman's toto! ) I'm not bi abeg so don't ask me dat kain question again. Now back to my initial question, dyu like blow jobs??

you asked if i like BJs and am trying to let you know that under the context of our discussion, comparing BJs with cu[nni]lingus is not just proper cos one is a more complex and complicated case than the other. Now To answer your question, if i were a lady sincerely i would not allow any man i love to go 'down' on me knowing fully well the kinda things and shiit that regularly go on down there, that would be wickedness so YES i ENJOY BJs and am yet to meet a girl that sees it as irritating.

didicold: Then women shouldnt give guys blow jobs, afterall, dont u piss out of dat same hole?
*dumbasses*

how dare you compare piss wit bad blood! Enough with the abominable utterance!!

booqee: do you like blow jobs

which do you find easier & less tasking, eating banana or eatin goat-head peppersoup?

am going bald today unfailingly (seriously )

Am interested in the topic but the content is way too large please can any good samaritan kindly summarize the writeup for me thanks.

And yet some mumu female worshipping men would stupid_ly put their mouths down that pink/red hole that constantly flow with bad blood and shit all in the name of se[x]ual adventure and gratification smh

I go jus kari speed rush outside weda naked or wit boxers....lol

You wake up from a good night sleep, grap your toothbrush, toothpaste, head for the mirror, on getting ready to brush your teeth, you look up to the mirror, ALAS!! you can't find your reflection in the mirror, you touch your face, yes its there, you can solidly feel your face and hairs, you check the other mirrors in the house, the same is the case, you still can't see yourself. What would be your reaction Nairalanders? Lol

Its genevieve anyday/anytime for me

Na GEJ cause am

Indifferent: yea thats Oliver de coque's son from Anambra state. Huh !

NAH! i mean Ricky Rosay. HUH

Decryptor: Good one! I'm yet to see a foreign act praise D'banj Even Kanye West is sick of him.

u sure say u fit finish dis tin u wan start so?

I once heard rick ross in an interview say hez from Africa so i guess the country is Nigeria and the state (am sure) is my state

[quote author=Zona.com]Just wish they would do another colabo. Ghostmode was hot!
Make una dey dia dey compare. NDI ALA![/quote]onye ala n'akpo onye ala ebe ona apu ala.(mad man calling his fellow mad man mad wen he himself de mad.) Lol

gerald09: Dats y una dey fail WAEC he asked which is most criticised by 9ja I bet he knows d problems of Nigeria, in fact 80% of kids in Nigeria are born knowing d problems of Nigeria.

please clearify

Afam4eva: NEPA supersedes GEJ and is the most criticized thing ever. people criticize NEPA every blessed day. Jonathan comes second.

Oga Afam FrontPage tinz abeg

[quote author=maxwello.yg]Sexkillz[/quote]lol maybe he should be grouped under the police( NL police)