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naijaboiy: That's what u get when you Ma§turbate daily

Lol... Preach! Howdy? Who's wooing you this time around?

naijaboiy: Mehn your right hand go don gather muscle be that o

Hehehe

This is interesting

Tell her you're one of the celebs, that you were bored and asked the operator to help u generate pins to enable u converse wif your fans and luckily hers was among the generated

The only have problem with girls dah grows beards. Gush! Like seriously?!?

Amuga: I hate silent treatment. I feel like strangling my husband whenever he does that.

Lol... Do you prefer he hits you instead?

Kachisbarbie: It doesn't mean the person doesn't have a life outside...but the way some people strive for popularity on NL is alarming.

...be you- people that would love you - would love you. just as 'tosyn' said, sum people will visit every single thread, even the one that doesn't want them. E get as e be na
-some people have been registered for 1week, but the time they have spent online is like 2weeks sef...hahahaha

I really think, if one has a life outside here, people that care for you in the real world, you wouldn't come to NL in search of fame. Yes the fame may come-but not you hustling for it.

Chai! I'm in love wif this girl. *Looks around for her hubby* *kisses her sharply *

amAZEing: Same here along with Telsa.

You live in Asaba?

naijaboiy: I want her to woo you

Lol.. If she decides to nah, who no like Beta tin

Once it's lie-ability, I don't bother reading

Honestly, I've never been bashed

naijaboiy:

Yea, she's lying here comfortably, why you looking for her?

Lol... Wetin go dey the girl *Gush! God please providing me wif this kinda maga erryday *

Chai! Why this girl wan spoil ppl market nau?

destante: okies. Sha, any gist for me?

Lol.. Watch out! An e-slap is obviously coming your way

Romanciella: 1000 likes...... u know the problem with most of the peeps who commented above me is poverty....

I for instance got a blackberry q10 as a birthday gift from my bro.... I also got an iPhone 6 as a gift from my fiancée... although he's not here in Nigeria yet....


my point is most of this gadjets is not a huge deal here in the north.... u see a lot of teenage guys driving exotic cars while using a very small Nokia..... ..



everybody shiuld just STFU nd mind there bizness

Wow.. You're really loved oo, dash me one nau?

destante: there must have been something u guys are talking about before she asks you to gist her more about it.

Usually, there's not always that 'something' that leads to the gist, some will just greet and after greetings the next line will be 'Any gist for me?' That's pretty shitty

Sarimah: i don't mess

Lmao.. I'm starting to think you're the one the OP wrote about

Sarimah: its written all over u hun...kip it up

You don't mind 'mesmerizing' wif me

Sarimah: sharap u inhale it lyk cocain

Lol.. Yea, I'm a 'mess dealer' and an addict too

*yawns* where's my toothbrush?

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Shiit makes me wanna puke

Seriously, I do wonder what they really wants to hear . I do brush it aside whenever it's brought up

This is good, sometimes I even get afraid of this marriage thingy, it's just like a life sentence

Now this is wah I'm talking Bout

naijaboiy: The baba come dey deny

naijaboiy: You opened this thread?

Hahaha.. You guys are funny oh, exactly my thought

Lol... Yea, my first girlfriend did woo me, it was very awkward then, I was very shy when she was busy dropping the bomb to me, I wished the ground would open and swallow me then. I agreed finally though the relationship didn't last. Since then, I don't allow girls woo me, I figured out I don't take em serious if they do

destante: Lol don't turn the table back around clown!

Lol... Ok ma'am!