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rozzay: The poem is soo beautiful dat reading it makes me wanna cry. To think my sam neva deemed it fit to write me a poem. *wails loudly* buhahahahahahhahahhahahha pls gimme hanky

See as she be like Rozzay seff, it's just that the big beards and pot belly ain't there

Baddestguyp: nice shape

hannesy: Hhhhhaahaa dude u re sick

Baddestguyp: nice shape

And a nice skin tone too

hannesy: Hhhhhaahaa dude u re sick

Ugly face

Are you sure you know what you want? Ain't you the one with the 'someone tell him I love him thread'?

tsew! All these rules? No time! Just do you! Be you!

Ok

Ah ah! Who looks at the legs?

doctorofgirls: we invented picK up lines bro,

Aiii... Big ups on your invention

doctorofgirls: ok,mary,if not that am dating my currrent gal, I would hvAe sent a cv to u ?

LOL.. Oga, you got that line from the 'funny chat lines topic*?

marieolae: ok then. What can I do?

I don't know, you look beautiful though, Now I see the reason

destante: Good grooming.

Thanks

marieolae: isn't it a gd thing?

No it's not, you're becoming too popular

marieolae: Thanks a lot. It shall be well with you

Are you this popular that people create topics for you? The previous was about you ignoring some guy, this one now is on intellectualism.

Joavid: Your fore head! O God, That fore head!
And its only going to get worse as you get older!

Lol.. It's not like my forehead is like that naturally, I just did it for the picture

50calibre: OP do you know what handsome means? To be handsome, you've got to have an appealing face with proportional features.

First, lets start with your nose; Your nose is so big, it doesn't even look like a human nose. It looks like that of a circus clown.

Now your forehead. I'm guessing you're below 22, yet your forehead has as much creases as that of a 70 year old man.

Then your haircut. Dear Jesus who gave you that haircut? That person should be arrested and charged for crimes against humanity. This is 2014, not 1978, why the hell do you walk around in a punk that high?

Look for a more modern haircut, and finally find a good skin cream or facial treatment, your skin doesn't look like that of a young man.

Finally, stop the pretty boy wannabe attitude, it's gayish.

Thank me later!!

Lol.. I was just expecting something like this once I saw your moniker, it's all good though. BTW, that's not a punk, you should probably take a closer look

*spreads mat*

faithego: Lol!I was expectin to c one fine dude,u try sha...........But u aint so handsome,bt I lik ur self estEem

Thanks

kolawaxxy: you dey o.k man. Thank god I'm not gay

Lol.. You'd better not be. Thanks though

Gozieekenkwo: e n0 easy o0o i d0n bite ma t0ngue finish, which part of east u dey? Nah owerri?

Nah, Asaba

Gozieekenkwo: y0u be ma br0da self, im0 state, i n0 sabi speak but make i try, kewanu? I dey east 4 n0w, buh i n0 gr0w 4 east...b0rn, bred and butter in west....lag0s

Lol.. Odimma oo, just try learn am, small small e go master u. I was born and raised in the east

Gozieekenkwo: were are y0u fr0m?

I be igbo boy oo, Imo

Gozieekenkwo: guy n0 vex o0o, y0u kn0w Erigga? Dat s0ng title nah CART00N

Yea, I like the boy flow

Onwa December don dey near

You see this aunty, don't greet her!

Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week

Good move tho

That shitty industry! I stopped watching them when I was ten, wondering what all the money pumped into that trifling industry is used for?

I love these people

uche16: I have made you think about national development today and Nigeria is proud of me for reminding a young man to think about the problems facing this great nation

Lol... You need to be flogged on your belly

uche16: HEHEHE, for nairaland again, na English and how fast you can type dey intimidate me online not looks o

Lol.. Okay, so what have you contributed to national development today?