₦airaland Forum

Labbish!

Smelly and unkept hair

mzchinny: The real cuties on nairaland don't really make noise on talk about their looks. I went through djeezy's page on instagram and I was like lord, dats one hot nigga. Almost fainted. But here on nairaland he's laying low.

He's surely laying low

Empty thread!

Marieolae is not on that list? U go hear am when she comments
Okay, the needful has been done, I like the view from up here though

rozzay: Yes start by following me cos am d happening mama here. Hehehehehe

I like your sense of humor, I like your 'cordial relationship with people, I like this babe. I think I'm gon follow

Did anyone finish this? Op who taught you how to write?

So funny I forgot to laugh

She should borrow airtime nau

Looks at op's picture and guess what? I just puked in my mouth

Freest: Is that ur village? So u from anambra?

No, the vowels there should have dots under them

So wetin you wan make we do now as u talk am so
?

LaurelP: Pls when nxt you're typing, try and give in between ur points so dat we can get what you're saying. It will make more sense dat way and we will enjoy ur writeup.

See how I gave space above? Its for a reason. Shey u re enjoying my writeup? Dats d way it ahud be ok.

Anoda space. U see dat my writing is neat and readable. Pls implement dis

No it's starting to be boring bruh

Rip English!

Are you fat?

8 years and you're still forming? Otuocha!

Otuocha!

3cycle: As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed.

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known.
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?

Come Op, why remove the picture? I wanted to see this damsel everyone is confirming

marieolae: Wow as fine as u are.. Dese guys are mad ooo

I didn't see any picture

bizngr: Ceasar1
mecussey
190theclown
dayosaurus
valmunich
ayodejy05

^^You guys are just learners with your Caboni reverse kick...

[size=18pt]I'm the MISSING BALL girl you all dread to play against!!![/size]

Lol.. That missing buh ish made Sega stupid

190theclown: I fail JSSCE Because of Mortal Kombat

It's probably cos of your English

Ceasar1: Sweet old times, I Loooove Sega.
I can't ever forget ‘Dshoot’ or ‘LawnBall’ from the soccer - commentary.

It's "he shoots" and "long ball"

My kinda gurl

paranorman:
may be you are an "ancient of days!"

Lmao! Are you for real?

Given? Chai! Rip English *sobs*