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I served in Katsina state and such things are just common. How can you Block a major road just because you are praying? Dis kain god wey dem dey worship I tayya. I remember when I spent almost an hour waiting on the highway for some idiots to finish praying before I could continue on my journey from Katsina to funtua. I wonder why am sharing the same country with these people.

okowande:
Who go tickle am now mk she laugh make we for see her gum! Who go tickle am now mk she laugh make we for see her gum!

Use cucumber.

Observe the colour of her teeth gum. You will see her true complexion.... Say no to bleaching!!

Kolababe:
Famous Nigerian blogger, Linda Ikeji, needs no introduction because she has already made a name for herself in her chosen choice of trade. The ace blogger who has diligently put in a decade of her lifetime into the now proliferated trade of blogging, recently decided to discuss the things she requires in a man she would love to marry, according to a report by Vanguard.

According to Linda, any man who would finally claim her heart and eventually take her to the altar must be dexterous and highly skillful at the things of the inner room. When asked if she has been getting proposals from suitors as well as what she requires in a man she would love to marry, she dropped some interesting points.

[b] “I’m getting quite a lot of proposals. You know people say when a woman is successful, men run away, it’s a lie, that is when they chase you the more. But unfortunately, I haven’t seen what I’m looking for. To be honest, I keep telling people, it’s not like men are scarce, it’s the type of man some of us are looking for that is scarce, if I want to marry next year I can, but he would not be the kind of man I want.

I want a man that I can look up to, someone that inspires me, someone that would push me, someone that would motivate me, somebody that has had some success in his own career path, then I can look up to him and be like “wow”, a man that teaches me and I can learn from. I’m inspired by successful people, someone like Tyler Perry, I can’t wait to meet him. I can’t marry a poor guy, I’m being honest about it, no I can’t, he doesn’t have to be very rich but let him be successful in his own way. You may come across some successful men but there is something wrong there, so the whole package is what I’m looking for.

When I was like 30-years old, my standards were very high, extremely high, but I wasn’t looking at marrying, I was just focused on work because I’ve always been so ambitious that I wasn’t focusing on marriage or kids. I felt like I should just do what I wanted to do. It was just recently that I began to think about marriage, and to be honest, my requirements are only three now.

He must be successful, he must be a good man, in the sense that he must be supportive of me, if he tries to stifle me then I’m out. Lastly, he has to be a man that likes sex and must be very good at it”, [/b] she stated

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/11/i-would-love-to-marry-man-who-likes-sex.html

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I can smell somtin fishy here, yes! Really fishy, like linda's pussy...... What a rhyme

OBIAGELLI AMAZU, SHE GREW UP IN OLOKORO STREET, UMUAHIA ABIA STATE.. NOW SOPHIA.. HMMMMMMM

Ataam cucumber chidimma!

blessedvisky:
How. Can you teach me too?

I can teach you bro, only if you really wanna learn.

That's a shark ooo

1 year plus now and still rocking my H8 aka (Droidpad8) this tab has made me above $2000 via fiverr.

kropotkin2:
She is not a professor

Is that all you know about her? Afonja mgbatimgbati

pring:
Most Nigerian learders are empty n silly.
Have u ever heard Obama, Putin, Markel and other world learders open their mouth to say Prayer is the solution to their National or Economic issues or Ever read Japan, China, India used prayers for their Economic development?
Its only in Nigeria Government and pastors join together to feast on the poor masses in d name of prayers.
Its funny when u go to our markets, offices, busses etc. U see people praying.
Even on Nairaland u see people singing ''God answer my call ohh'' While u sat at home pressing phone no Action
We dont need prayers to succeed, we only need to work hard
Most Nigerians are deluded
Fools.

Abegi tell them o.. I keep saying it over and over again. If the amount of time we spend in tarry nights, crusades, church programs can be converted into creative action, Nigeria will never be in this recession. Yet you still see people locking themselves in a warehouse overnight in the name of tarry night, praying for God to come down from heaven with a Ghana must go bag to pack up Nigeria's recession and take am to where nah?. They still get back home only to be confronted by the same issue.

There's umudioka in orlu also. You can as well include that in your search. Goodluck.

This why I stopped going to church. Religion is the bane of this country.

charix:
This boy I can bet with my reproductive prowess owns a nairaland or multiple nairaland accounts. He's the only Nigerian soccer player whose news makes frontpage at least once a month, sometimes up to thrice in a month. Na only him play pass?!
Abeg I'm tired of the name. Anything he does na for him pocket.

Go hang yourself or wait for your time, whether it will ever come in your lifetime.

If I look at what this man built all to himself at azikiwe road umuahia.. I weep for abia..
That's why I can never support against ikpeazu (na the same people)

If anyone here has been to hell before, then he /she should pls show us the pictures including a selfie taken with lucifer himself. Otherwise, gerrarrahere for real mehn ... Shiiiiii.!

Lukmann1:
250 million? it is part of the money he stealed that he is used to bought those things. he thinked he can deceived us by that.

you must be a plastic surgeon. Look at the way you are bisecting and disecting English.

Khd95:
That avogrado head tho

e be like arsenal logo

look like avocado pear.. That could be the reason for his name.

olowoba:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/stop-blame-game-rebuild-economy-kukah-tells-buhari/


I regret voting Buhari.

I regret spendig 3 hours in the queue to vote for Buhari and protect my vote.

Even KOWA party would have been better than APC

One zombie down!
Wheres the wailers' form?

freesinzu:
The one wey I don dey read since nko, egbon who your advice help

Now you're talking.. I thought you are one of them. Congrats jare and happy birthday . One love

freesinzu:
The one wey I don dey read since nko, egbon who your advice help

Now you're talking.. I thought you are one of them. Congrats jare. One love

freesinzu:
this man should be shot for this statement, its more like saying students dont have to read for them to pass.
Yeye minister

Happy birthday to me

Don't go and read your book, continue posting pictures on nairaland mtcheww
Who your birthday epp self?

Following

Thank God I'm a biafran

[b][/b]I ACTUALLY CAME TO CHECK NAME OF THE AIRPORT AND I AM NOT DISSAPPOINTED. NA IGBO AIRPORT!
AFONJAS HOW MARKET?

nathandrake:
wish i can hold that chinedu guy and give him this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ciPj6-yq1Y

I think that's NSLT2 unical

Nickel Ko, mikel ní

cs55:
Amber Rose Reveals She Has Lost Track Of How Many People She's Slept With

details : http://www.gidiceleb.com/2016/08/amber-rose-reveals-she-has-lost-track.html

I fvcked amber rose the day she came to Nigeria. It happened life and direct on top of my up bunk in my Malabo hostel room in calabar. IF I LIE MAKE THUNDER FIRE YOU.

Please send the ebook to Lachynos2k9@gmail.com. Thanks

fiizznation:
Silly man. Look at his ugly face like what can't be imagined

Yes he's a silly man for naming an innocent dog after a dullard president. What an insult to an innocent dog..