₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
look at dis one. Am sure u love anal...

Lol.. Nah I dont.. Instead I would like to use those toys I showed you on you

grossintel:
The anus has a sphincter muscle that enables it to contract and hold or release faeces during before/during excretion. Continual anal sex makes this muscle to gradually lose its elasticity, thereby making it difficult for the anus to hold faecal matter, if one wishes to. We have all experienced that embarrassing moment, I remember my friend poop on himself because he was purging and couldn't hold it before we made it to a fast food around. Imagine with all the muscles around the anus he couldn't hold it long enough, if that place come tear nko hmm it will just pore out no contest. If any man insists he wants anal sex his wife should insist she first use a dido and Bleep his anus and if he can take it she can gladly accept.

Cutehector:
He's been watching porn lately! Why not give him condition? He wants anal right? Den he should be able to suck it as well.. if not, no anal!

grossintel:
Anyone suggesting she does it is sick in the head, yall won't be around when she starts wearing pampas because poo is leaking from her but. if he insists and she's not okay with it ishh the bleeped marriage.

Lol.. Your statement is quite hilarious! Pampers kor, pad ni... I dont think poop will leak though

DONSMITH123:
you too like John Thomas.

.. na v@g¡na I go like before¿. Lol

Reports had it that Dariye who gave his reasons for decamping the Opposition party said his supporters have all abandoned the party which he claims is in crisis.

Imagine the lame excuse the cvnt head senator gave for decamping.. Nigerians are in deep shit with these type of career politicians that are after their personal welfare and not their constituents! APC and PDP are one and same!

KINGwax007:
AtlanticBreeze, oya, you and ur league if mumu, come together make I help u out...
OK, since u have accepted to be mumu, allow me explain what I meant..

1. The budget already has advantages over your region in terms of capital expenditures

2. No region has really felt an impact..

3. The most made was from fashola, but he's concentrating on the east for now.

4. We all knw fashola will work, so all region would get what they deserved according to the budget..

5. Now, if u refer to point 1 above. What did u think will happen when fashola is done?



You can see how mumunic both of u are?

If u still don't get it, ask for a refund on your educational fees

DONSMITH123:
have you taken your drugs?

KINGwax007:
if I had known, I wldnt av spoken in riddles for you o..

Anyways, until others comment, I won't give u ur attention...

But let me give u a hint... (Keep the budget in mind)..

1. Fashola is working...

2. Fashola has started work in the East..

3. Fashola is a Yoruba guy..

4. Fashola is not a bastard...


If u dnt understand my point again.. I'm sorry I cannot help u

I'm out!

Mr Slidewaxie abi Kingwax007, tell Nairalanders what You or yoruba tribe ve gained personally? I would like to know how you ve been imparted. I'm not into tribal ish but really I scrolled through the comments esp yours and you said nothing particular except fashola and PYO are well positioned..
Thanks

Phiniter:
Ngwanu Come let us follow the Ladder


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ5zrHh7Rm4

Lwkmd!! Dude you just cracked me up and made my day with this epic reply! I didnt open the link but my instincts tells me its one old christian song the intro starts with "ladder ladder ladder ladder oh"

Zuckerberg added that he is in the country to promote the penetration of “fast and cheap” internet connectivity, Express-wifi, that would help people create online businesses and reduce poverty.

Lol.. Wondering if PMB, Mark Zuckerberg gave this reply to even have a clue on what wifi and co means

DONSMITH123:
My dear, the Government has failed woefully, and there is no two ways about that. APC led government lack Economic plan and until they wake up from their dreams and realise that campaign is over, nothing is gonna happen.

i'm proud of you Don..

Yungwizzzy:
One thing about these 'get your dream job posters' is that most of them are jobless!!

Spot on! Thats if OP has a real job and not copy and paste

Most of them be priding themselves as entrepreneurs meanwhile hunger dey wire them. Its just like some bored peeps writing articles on how to billionaire in a month meanwhile they dont have upto 50k to their name.

Pls OP, so have you applied all these and it landed you your dream job?? For me, do your best to impress your interviewer and God's favour too