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CrimeRe: 41-year-old Man Who Slept With His 13-year-old Daughter Blames Devil (PHOTO) by VanBommel(m): 11:17am On Jul 24, 2017
Why always themhuh sad sad sad
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Investigates Cause Of Flood Just After 10 Hours Downpour (Photos) by VanBommel(m): 11:11am On Jul 24, 2017
He tried, unlike other stupid governors
PoliticsRe: My Reply To Uduaghan - Prof. Pat Utomi by VanBommel(m): 10:56am On Jul 24, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
This is why the North is flooded with milliins of street urchins called almajiri because the so called educated ones have the same mentality with the street urchins
is that thing educated?? Abi he just managed to have small access to the internet
PoliticsRe: My Reply To Uduaghan - Prof. Pat Utomi by VanBommel(m): 10:53am On Jul 24, 2017
nextprince:
Mynd44
OAM4J
Lalasticlala
seun
why didn't you mention your dad also?
PoliticsRe: Lateef Ajikanle Electrocuted In Flooding by VanBommel(m): 10:27am On Jul 24, 2017
oshe11:
How come the guy gt flat head....


Hmmmmmm.......

I suspect his...... lipsrsealed

CelebritiesRe: Wale Chops Off His Signature Dreads by VanBommel(m): 10:10am On Jul 24, 2017
sonofLuci:
Looks frustrated. Illuminati has finished his life.

grin

PoliticsRe: Lagos Government To Demolish Buildings Blocking Drainage Channels by VanBommel(m): 6:14pm On Jul 23, 2017
MediumStout:
This is how a serious government ought to respond promptly to the impediments of development. Unlike Anambra government waiting for the federal government to come help them fill the 800 erosion sites in their states. Yet their gullible youths keep demanding biafra as if they can stand alone without the monthly allocation and support of the FG. Yoruba nation is the only region that can sustain itself if eventually the country breaks up. Yet Yoruba's remain patriotic while the so called easterners who can't even build a second Niger brigde on their own for decades will be screaming biafra or death while lagos is almost through with 4th mainland bridge. Nonsense sad
your mum.u.ness is legendary
PropertiesRe: Fire Outbreak At Masaka Market In Nasarawa State - See Photos by VanBommel(m): 4:29pm On Jul 23, 2017
Too bad.... Let them try to investigate the cause of the fire
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Logistics Supplier Arrested As Four Terrorists Surrender To Soldiers by VanBommel(m): 4:28pm On Jul 23, 2017
Smh.... Na bobo juice be this
Christianity EtcRe: For Christians: How To Be Free From Masturbation, Other Addictions by VanBommel(m): 4:20pm On Jul 23, 2017
LexngtonSteele:
Oh Ye, Knight of the Vaseline Guild, Sir Wank3r the 1st SpermGusher

I am sure your left hand must be like Arnold Schwarznegger's own - super muscular.


10 times daily? Are you a Muslim offering Salat prayers?

On a serious note, porn addicts can check yourbrainonporn website it's a great resource

RomanceRe: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by VanBommel(m): 8:59am On Jul 23, 2017
BERNIMOORE:
Naija social media is the worst place for you to seek meaningful advice because most people here lack moral training so expect to get hurt more but listen and select some mature advice too, i sensed that your background may not actually be the friendly kind but then just follow this principle Celebrate people or friends and you will be celebrated' buy gifts for a girl you actually like, send her commendable texts and a,y opportunity you got with her when she talks pls listen first and commend her, build from there but remember that the bad ones may feel you are not ok for them don't be discouraged continue you will find the right one, don't waste your time on facially beautiful girls but rather the moderate and well behaved ones are a treasure that will not give you heartbreak lastly pray over it and you shall succeed cheers.
bro I love this your comment, you're a wise man
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by VanBommel(m): 8:44am On Jul 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Okay. In my opinion, a Pharisee is recognizable by these kinds of traits:

1. He will neglect a beggar at the church gate, but put 5k for offertory.

2. He will attend all church meetings, but never make time to visit his sick uncle at the hospital.

3. He will quarrel with everyone on his way to church, and then bow in piety to the priest.

4. He will never invite his hungry friends to lunch, but will send bags of rice to his pastor every month.

5. He will ostracize a prostitute, but condone the weakness in his pastor when he's discovered to be guilty of adultery.

6. He will lynch a boy in the street for stealing, and then take a shower and go for evening service.

7. He will collect kick-backs from contractors on inflated projects, and then do thanksgiving in church for the position that God has elevated him to.

8. He will refuse to give an acquaintance a lift, because his big bible is resting majestically on the passenger seat.

9. He will give his church members preferential treatment at his office.

10. He will not pay his nephew's school fees, but take on the renovation of the church.

11. He will come late to work, ignore the already waiting customers, and proceed with a thirty-minute long morning devotion before responding to them.

12. In church, he sits in the line of sight of the pastor. He makes eye-contact, so that he is seen. And afterwards, he still goes to greet the pastor, until he is showered with commendations for his conscientiousness.
you really know who they are
RomanceRe: Lady Slaps Man For Trying To Finger Her In A Commercial Bus by VanBommel(m): 11:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
Inanna:
You're a deranged animal and you should be locked in a cage. Hope your daughters would suffer a similar fate in the hands of a pervert. Silly bastard. Just look at the AIDS victim that wants to fuçk with your rotten, filthy, diseased prick. It's your sisters and your mother that you're going to give multiple orgasms, not me. Anu ofia!
see this my fellow introvert, you're so foul-mouthed..... Tufiakwa *spits*
CrimeRe: Wife Pays Assassin N10,000 To Kill Her Husband In Osun (Pics, Video) by VanBommel(m): 11:02pm On Jul 22, 2017
holatin:
abi o ti explode ni
grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Wife Pays Assassin N10,000 To Kill Her Husband In Osun (Pics, Video) by VanBommel(m): 9:53pm On Jul 22, 2017
holatin:
no wonder someone say fear your enemy but fear your friends more.

imagine someone you are intimate with on daily basis, what could he have done wrong.

I think I need to get married to my Techno Y6 because am sure she no fit kill me lailai
if the battery should explode while making/receiving a call, you'll be dead
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Makes 305 Youth Millionaires by VanBommel(m): 9:44pm On Jul 22, 2017
0b100100111:
It will be very difficult for you to make it in life. Very difficult!

Beyond human and spiritual realm.
guy which kain talk be that??
PoliticsRe: Flood Takes Over Major Parts In Ago Palace Way Okota by VanBommel(m): 4:30pm On Jul 22, 2017
FBM0NEY:
work from home and get your bank account grow using the newly introduced "Facebook @ work" facebook app.
with which you can make $100 - $1,000 daily.
simply follow the link to start making money
https://apps.facebook.com/techworeld/proo/?i=942844
hope it isn't virus?
PoliticsRe: Early Morning Rain Threatening LG Election In Lagos, As Flood Takes Over (VIDEO) by VanBommel(m): 2:01pm On Jul 22, 2017
hilroy:
All Yorubas in Amuwo Odofin, Ojo, Festac, Satellite area should ensure they don't vote for Igbo candidates
you're an inconsequential being, so rant all you want
PoliticsRe: Lagos LG Election: Police Arrest Five Fake Party Agents by VanBommel(m): 1:51pm On Jul 22, 2017
MediumStout:
The fake agents could be igbo's agents trying to win elections in lagos at all cost just because they think lagos is a no man's land. sad
try and retrieve your sense back from that idp camp you escaped from
Nairaland GeneralRe: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by VanBommel(m): 5:50am On Jul 22, 2017
kuchikau1:
I dnt date gals dat Menstruates. Gals wey blood dey comot frm deir toto every 28days. Spits
your mama na alien be that grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by VanBommel(m): 5:49am On Jul 22, 2017
pryme:
At some point in life, you will realize why you give a fvck in the first place.
so so true
PhonesRe: The Real Meaning Of 9mobile, Etisalat’s New Name – CEO Makes Revelation by VanBommel(m): 8:37am On Jul 21, 2017
pelumi111:
one of the most useless network in nigeria
shut up there... What do you know?? undecided
EducationRe: FG Re-instates CRK And IRK As Independent Subjects. by VanBommel(m): 8:33am On Jul 21, 2017
modath:
I concur..... 1000000%

The more religious & daddy/imam say we get, the more mindless & bleeped up our collective sense of reasoning become.... cool

Faith in God+ service to humanity & Naija eye service religious piety (hypocrisy) are not the same thing, in anyway whatsoever !!!

Argue with your ancestors...
for the first time in your life you're making sense...
CrimeRe: Photo Of Wives And Children Of Boko Haram Members Escaping From Yobe by VanBommel(m): 7:22pm On Jul 19, 2017
Look at the young girls cry cry
CelebritiesRe: Temi Otedola Celebrates Mr Eazi On His 26th Birthday by VanBommel(m): 6:45pm On Jul 19, 2017
yinkslinks:
two ugly being grin grin grin grin grin from the look, this relastionship wont last. why does the otedola's like to show off their relationship on social media? rich with no sense.
bros, don't allow jealousy and bitterness eat you up tongue tongue
CelebritiesRe: Temi Otedola Celebrates Mr Eazi On His 26th Birthday by VanBommel(m): 6:41pm On Jul 19, 2017
TinaAnita:
Am I the only one who thinks that this wannabe-couple don't look good together?
The physical appearance of both parties isn't adding up.. *Kolewelk*
jealousy will not kill you tongue tongue
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani Shows Off Her Son's New Hairstyle (Photo) by VanBommel(m): 6:31pm On Jul 19, 2017
Semper247:
One can imagine the generation that will be built from single parenthood....

Slay mamas becoming baby mamas raising potential single daddys for a wack tmr. Spits
no need to imagine, many of those black americans and latinos are examples
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by VanBommel(m): 6:22pm On Jul 19, 2017
horllamy:
this could be the screen problem.
haa shocked shocked screen ke!! Nobody touched it, it didn't fall down...
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by VanBommel(m): 4:40pm On Jul 19, 2017
Good evening all, I just finished using my pc and turned it off so I could rest. After sometime I put it on only for me to see this..... Pls what do you think might be the problem huh huh

EducationRe: Adeleke University, Ede In Pictures by VanBommel(m): 7:28am On Jul 19, 2017
Pilot4Airbus:
Food for thought!


Do you know that I can actually make a 3D version of your Logo?

Very cheap sturv, chat me!


Nairaland girls no dey everly contact person, dem no get business wey dem dey do? undecided nawa o
you wan do a.ss and d!ck logo?? undecided

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