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PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Administration Increased The Activities Of Terrorists – Garba Shehu by VanBommel(m): 10:48am On Jul 18, 2017
sarrki:
Truth be told

Its high time Federal government get serious

Enough of this blame game

Clean the mess while you can still

Enough of this politics

2019 is here already
I doubt this is the real sarrki...
CrimeRe: Wandering Cows "Arrested" And "Handcuffed" In Abuja By Officials by VanBommel(m): 10:41am On Jul 18, 2017
cyberdurable:
Nobody should dare call Nigeria a zoo again It is a deliberate insult to the monkeys and baboons in the zoo... Nigeria is an evil forest cum jungle...thunder fire una there

Every Spirit of being a Nigerian.. Leave my life now...
AMEN
CelebritiesRe: Skuki Tries To Conceal His Bulge While Performing With Foreign Dancers.(pics) by VanBommel(m): 10:30pm On Jul 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Skuki has a thin 'thing'.


Having an erection in public is so embarassing.

It happens to me every Sunday in church...thanks to the female choristers and my pastor's wife that will never close their legs.
grin grin grin grin grin this guy can never cease to amaze me grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Private Jet Looking Like A Hotel That Costs N27 Million From Lagos To Abuja by VanBommel(m): 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2017
smithsydny:
I will pay 27 million for a 45 to 50 mins journey


My village people can't get me. Lie lie.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Private Jet Looking Like A Hotel That Costs N27 Million From Lagos To Abuja by VanBommel(m): 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2017
smithsydny:
I will pay 27 million for a 45 to 50 mins journey


My village people can't get me. Lie lie.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
ComputersRe: We Fix General Laptop Issues... We Love Challenges!!! by VanBommel(m): 2:24pm On Jul 17, 2017
aril:
Salaam to you... Good morning,

Let see what we can do for each to get your laptop into shape again but before that i need you to answer few questions for me if you don't mind.

What windows are you using?

Uninstall Ucweb browser with a software called REVO. Revo is the 2nd best software in 2015/2016 that can uninstall any unwanted apps on your laptop/pc with no headache. Actually, embedded uninstaller that came with laptops/pcs ain't going to remove all the hidden file of a particular unwanted application like the uc-brower. So, when nxt you see some mad apps you don't fancy use revo uninstaller to Kick them out of your laptop or pc.

Repairing system.. follow this process;

Booting your computer under safe mode

update the graphic and windows driver and system drivers

remove any unwanted software and checkout for any virus or tool bar.

I will be longing for your respond.

Salam...
thanks for helping out. It has come on now but the ucweb of a thing is just still there . I think its a virus, and how can I get the REVO?.
CrimeRe: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by VanBommel(m): 1:45pm On Jul 17, 2017
superpauL:
but wait o.... It seems Ghana cedis is way much valuable than our naira o.
you just dey wake from sleep?? grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Looks Dapper In Suit (Photos) by VanBommel(m): 9:08am On Jul 17, 2017
chibuzorAbia:
I AM AFONJA NUMBER 1 AND NOTHING CAN EVER CHANGE THAT!!!

HOWEVER! Truth be told , this obscure coconut head albino has changed the conversation in Nigeria. To his great credit he has awoken all Nigerians to the deceit and the fraud that our so called "constitution" is.

Kanu I would have worshipped you but for the fact you are IGBO!!!!!
who cares if you worship him or not undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Southeast, South-south Governors To Recreate Old Eastern Region by VanBommel(m): 10:05pm On Jul 16, 2017
Nikbaebrown:
Who Else Noticed The Governors Of Delta And Edo State Respectively Weren't Present At The Meeting Of South- South/South-east Coalesce aimed at promoting unity, inter-state relations and economical growthhuh I'm Sure Okowa Knws It Would Be Disrespectful and grotesque To harness Delta Into Any unauthentic and romantically incorrect union, especially one that has ulterior motives, because its a Misrepresentation Of Delta's political Identity and history.
eat shi.t and d.i.e
ComputersRe: *SOLD OUT* HP Probook, Corei5, 8gb, 500gb, Webcam, Dvd Rom, Fingerprint by VanBommel(m): 9:37pm On Jul 16, 2017
hotdealz:
Whatsapp me 08149935773
ok
ComputersRe: We Fix General Laptop Issues... We Love Challenges!!! by VanBommel(m): 9:37pm On Jul 16, 2017
aril:
Salaam to you... Good morning,

Let see what we can do for each to get your laptop into shape again but before that i need you to answer few questions for me if you don't mind.

What windows are you using?

Uninstall Ucweb browser with a software called REVO. Revo is the 2nd best software in 2015/2016 that can uninstall any unwanted apps on your laptop/pc with no headache. Actually, embedded uninstaller that came with laptops/pcs ain't going to remove all the hidden file of a particular unwanted application like the uc-brower. So, when nxt you see some mad apps you don't fancy use revo uninstaller to Kick them out of your laptop or pc.

Repairing system.. follow this process;

Booting your computer under safe mode

update the graphic and windows driver and system drivers

remove any unwanted software and checkout for any virus or tool bar.

I will be longing for your respond.

Salam...
my system isn't booting completely again, after showing 'repairing system' it will just show a menu and go off.
PoliticsRe: Restructuring: Obasanjo Should Keep Quiet - Edwin Clarke by VanBommel(m): 12:46pm On Jul 15, 2017
ipodstinks:
I am Yoruba, but obasanjo is an idiot. I go with Clark, we must restructure the nation. Let power be given to the states. I repeat, obasanjo is an old fool.
even you this zom-b is insulting obasanjo grin grin grin
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by VanBommel(m): 12:17pm On Jul 15, 2017
I tried downloading something from a site, ever since then my pc hasn't been the same again. Firstly I noticed that if I put it on, after booting and loading ucweb browser in chinese will just pop up as the main browser. Now its no more booting completely again, instead its showing "repairing system" and after which it goes off. Pls is there a solution?
ComputersRe: We Fix General Laptop Issues... We Love Challenges!!! by VanBommel(m): 12:11pm On Jul 15, 2017
aril:
Good morning,

Try and charge it with another charger, if possible take your laptop to where you can get a new battery use it on your laptop and see what happen. I am also think your laptop died completely so give it time to store chargers but then it should power up without no issue after 10min to 20min max.

If all these doesn't work. I guess your last resort is to bring it in....

Thanks
good day sir. Pls I tried downloading a file from a site like that only for me to discover that anytime I put on my PC, after booting and loading ucweb browser would just pop up. Its been happening for sometime but now my pc is not booting fine again, its always showing me "repairing system" after which it would go off. Is my hdd being affected or what?? Pls reply....
ComputersRe: *SOLD OUT* HP Probook, Corei5, 8gb, 500gb, Webcam, Dvd Rom, Fingerprint by VanBommel(m): 12:01pm On Jul 15, 2017
hotdealz:
LONDON USED LAPTOP
HP Probook 6460b


8gb RAM

500gb Hard Drive Space


Powerful and Fast intel core i5 Processor at 2.5Ghz speed



14" Display

DVD -RW

USB 3.0

Webcam,

Wireless,

Original HP charger included



EASYCONNECT SYSTEMS
location: OJO Lagos State
call/whatsapp: 08149935773


Price: N65,000 !!

PAY ON DELIVERY AVAILABLE WITHIN LAGOS.
IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE LAGOS, I WILL ONLY SEND TO YOU THROUGH TRANEX - IT IS SAFER AND CHEAPER
pls do you sell hard disks?? My laptop just crashed and I need to replace the hard disk
EducationRe: JSS Student Wants Sex From Female Corper Teacher In Enugu In Her Room by VanBommel(m): 11:51pm On Jul 14, 2017
ecoeco:
.

Wat a
lamentably nonintuitive cretin and a petty nostril-offending cesspool of putrid effluvium.



#Eco99#
guy you dey rap??
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by VanBommel(m): 8:01pm On Jul 14, 2017
sevantex:
Loool
I weak sef as i see am, hehe
e better make I find one XHT play than this community wey him post
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by VanBommel(m): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2017
LongD:
OFB Cup - Ask Ebreichsdorf - Fk Austria Vienna
date: 14/07/2017 16:30
odd type: Over 1.5 odd: 1.05 result:
OFB Cup - Sk Vorwarts Steyr - Wacker Innsbruck
date: 14/07/2017 17:55
odd type: Over 1.5 odd: 1.17 result:
OFB Cup - Sv Seekirchen - Sv Grodig
date: 14/07/2017 18:00
odd type: Over 1.5 odd: 1.07 result:
Primera Division, Apertura - Universidad San Martin - Juan Aurich De Chiclayo
date: 14/07/2017 21:30
odd type: Over 1.5 odd: 1.24 result:
Division 1, Norra - Nykoping Bis - Akropolis If
date: 14/07/2017 18:00
odd type: Over 1.5 odd: 1.09 result:
Club Friendly Games - Roma - 1 Fc Slovacko
date: 14/07/2017 15:00
odd type: Over 2.5 odd: 1.30 result:
Club Friendly Games - Bath City - Exeter City
date: 14/07/2017 19:30
odd type: Over 1.5 odd: 1.21 result:




2.8 odds
all these plenty games for just 2.8 odds??
BusinessRe: Aroms Aigbehi: I Came to Invest In Edo, Now They Want to Kill My Wife & Me by VanBommel(m): 3:44pm On Jul 14, 2017
Old news undecided
Technology MarketRe: Man Gets Stuck In An ATM In US, Slips ‘Help Me’ Notes Through Receipt Slot by VanBommel(m): 2:15pm On Jul 14, 2017
HeOrShe:
If to say na for naija.

D reply would be..

Oga I for help u call ur oga but as it is now me no get money for my phone to make call and I dey whole MTN 3k already for phone.. Dispense some cash for me make I take recharge and call ur oga for u..
cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Reappointed Chairman Of Bill Gates Health Initiative by VanBommel(m): 5:29pm On Jul 13, 2017
lilytender:
No matter how far FALSEHOOD travels, TRUTH will catch up with it one day and throw it into jail. I am watching for the day the truth will catch up with the old puff-puff cheeked ex-world bank house-girl that supervised the looting and sharing of our common wealth and thus plunged the nation into recession.

Children of hate and anger from the potopoto republic of drugs, robbery and kidnapping can come for me, I am in my house watching closely.
see how bitterness is eating this one up..
CrimeRe: Policemen Torture Lagos Motorcycle Rider To Death (pic) by VanBommel(m): 3:05pm On Jul 13, 2017
Policemen that raided all the beer parlours, brothels, even some streets and picked up every guy they met on the 7the of this month, even shot a guy on his leg for trying to run. The next day people came to bail them the police not only demand for 5,500naira as bail but also asked them (the inmates) to tell them "thank you" fom saving them from the cultist that would have attacked them
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Sexually Assaults A Transgender In US, Gets Arrested (Photo) by VanBommel(m): 2:54pm On Jul 13, 2017
But this thing is funny oo grin grin so they put the transgender guy in the male section of the prison, but in a separate cell grin grin So what's the essence of transforming into a female and doing all these Lgbt movement bullshit?? undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Man Sells His Wife And Daughter To Ritualists For N270K In Lagos. Photos by VanBommel(m): 2:45pm On Jul 13, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Choi, I want chop corn.


@ the topic, pls ritual cuts across all tribes, condemn the man and the act, no need for tribalism.
keep qwayet grin grin, na una, the great miners grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Houses And Farms Flooded In Minna After Heavy Rainfall (Photos, Video) by VanBommel(m): 11:42am On Jul 13, 2017
NwaAmaikpe post=584p11203:
shocked
nwanne drop comment
EducationRe: Unilag Generates N5m From Waste Recycling by VanBommel(m): 9:09am On Jul 13, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
e pain am..


kikikii
.
PoliticsRe: Concerned Military Officers Caution Osinbajo On Cabal's Games - Sahara Reporters by VanBommel(m): 9:08am On Jul 13, 2017
I hope modaft is reading this?
EducationRe: Unilag Generates N5m From Waste Recycling by VanBommel(m): 9:05am On Jul 13, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
it takes a bastard to identify one..

I am not in your league.. that I am soliciting help for my bro to get a job doesn't with my attention seeking conditions doesn't mean I'm a LovePeddler.. it means black people care more when they are struck by irresistible offers.

s at now, I have gotten 100+ job offers and counting for him with good pay.

if you need a job cos it appears you're jobless. just lemme know dear bastard-in-chief

I have good links

EducationRe: Unilag Generates N5m From Waste Recycling by VanBommel(m): 8:56am On Jul 13, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
yes ke..

you willing to buy and cross to the great lands beyond?

ode buruku.. whoever said I put it up for sale. shey I no go waka go OLX instead of NL

EducationRe: Unilag Generates N5m From Waste Recycling by VanBommel(m): 7:36am On Jul 13, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
you better wise..

the same bottle water you bought and dumped in a Lagos traffic picked up by a madman and used by him for poo pooing and wee weeing and drinking for 3 months before eventually throwing it away was recycled and reprocessed into a food grade PET bottle for the table water you will buy tomorrow.

and that graduation gown and fake man united jersey you wore to church are made from fabrics generated from plastic flakes..


now.. will you still call them "stinking things"?
is your borehole vrginity still up for sale undecided
EducationRe: Unilag Generates N5m From Waste Recycling by VanBommel(m): 7:32am On Jul 13, 2017
kn23h:
Yoruba state doing the needful.

Watch dem gala sellers come with their no man's land consolation.

Yoruba dara.




Flat head will you keep kwayet. If it's to insult Lagos with the flood incident, Na you go first enter.
I'm sure your gbegiri was well garnished with stupidity undecided
PoliticsRe: "The Anaconda And The Python": Shehu Sani Replies Aisha Buhari by VanBommel(m): 12:20am On Jul 13, 2017
sarrki:
Lady Queen

Buhari is not the problem

The earlier we know the better

Our society is a total failure

Our leaders are not alien

They are what our society produced

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