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aManFromMars:

Bro, e be lyk say na lyk dis u dey go work --->

ur eye for don red scatter...

5 jumbos nor be workday tinz o,eyes no even dey red again...e don tey!lol

Started smoking when I was 13,was in Jss3 then..Now weed isn't a big deal when you grow up in Kano state. I've never smoked a cigarette all my life.
My 1st experience was something else,twas like my brain was overfed with information and couldn't process any of them. For me, it takes me to that plane between consciousness and semi-consciousness-Tranquility
I chew,smoke and cook with it...lol, Been smoking for 16 years,I smoke every morning before work and night..(I can smoke 5 jumbos in 1 hour). No regrets

Note-Over 60 percent of decent people you know smoke weed....it is one of life's best kept secrets
Now,Excuse me while I lite my kush.

Very simple Michael began with an Aresto momentum and ended with an Avada Kedavra.

God,god smh let me see you capitalize 'g' in the alphabet of your dialect without reference to the english alphabet.
Respect ko

What is Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Only Mental midgets and intellectual dwarfs would subscribe to this.

Faith and Higher Intelligence are diametrically opposite. If a god exists, it should be able to be found through intelligent queries and investigations, rather than referencing ancient dubious documents or servile genuflecting.

Total waste of precious hours in my childhood going to church every sunday,vigils every friday etc
Compulsory fasting and murmuring of gibberish(prayers) What a load of dribble!

Long story short,I was violated,subjected to mordern slavery..all these I suffered for christ.

Genesis 30:37-39
There's also the one about Jacob and Magical Genetics,Humanity was Lucky Mendel didn't have this Mindset.
Laban was Taking all of Jacob's spotted and striped herd,Jacob got bored of having just plain-colored cattle...Hence,The most unbelievable Trick in Mankind's history. Jacob got sticks and painted stripes on them,placed the sticks where his cattle would see them while mating And voilà! the offspring from these copulation were striped. What on Earth is Going on here?
It would require stark Lunacy to even consider the veracity of this

Do you mind telling me what this "well guided secret" is?

Where ignorance is bliss it is folly to be wise.

What are the Most Unbelievable stories you've Read in the Bible? I mean that book is Riddled with absurdities but some come out as Total crap.
Top on the list for me would be the story of the TOWER OF BABEL.(I disbelieved this even as a child) God became afraid that humans might become too great and eventually usurp his "Godship",hence he caused a divide in their tongue,thereby stifling their plans of constructing their Tower that is definitely not as tall as the STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Man has since traveled to space...

GEN 11:6 And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

I mean the Nigga got scared...lmao,He is supposedly omniscient,was he on leave when they began with the foundation? Or he worked under the law of probability too? (Maybe/Maybe not)
There's also one about a single dude killing 1000 philistines with a donkey's jawbone
What are some absurdities you've read from that book?

Torture chamber,lol

Let us Agree on the premise that there is a GOD somewhere that is Omniscient,Omnipotent and Omnipresent (These are Probably the Most salient Feature of a Godhead) Then, What prompted the creation of Mankind,after living an eternity without us.Was it our cry from oblivion that we wanted to exist or was it to Test "his" own Might? Did eternity become boring as a result of being idle?
The christian Fundamentalist would probably Say "To worship God" But then what is "his" Plan For mankind? Was it to live forever aimlessly in a Garden before his plan was Twarthed by one of his creations?(Which in itself is absurd,Can a painting sabotage the plan of its painter?) Why would an Omnipotent God need worshiping? Does Lack of worship diminish his Godhood?

There isn't a general formula to being a millionaire..you can inherit,embezzle,defraud people,work hard...it has nothing to do with "God" either. If you'll get rich, trust me you would eventually. If you wouldn't,no robert kiyosaki can help you.

So that's your christ in the picture beside the guy??

Bleep the bitch...

i read some replies and laugh..it is for this singular reason that the black race is on the lowest rung of civilization..lucky the white man has a better mindset else we'd still be striking stones to make fire.

The western world gives unSparingly to worthy causes,research and charity.our people would rather give their last penny for God's work solely for the expectation of abundant blessings.Yet we are all beneficiaries of the western world's benevolence...You can have malaria now and rush to the nearest pharmacy to get an antidote(product of a research that was funded by someone who never knew you)..poverty is indeed a curse when u give only because you think that's the secret of receiving more and not for the futherance of humanity..I wonder why the bill and melinda gates foundation still give to a country where 1 man can give 100 million to causes that does not have a positive impact on humanity.

The points made by WS were obviously mis-read,deliberately or due to lack of understanding...it's Shame it was relegated to tribalism and jealousy.unfortunately it is rocket science for the shallow mind.

i re-subscribed for bbweek yesterday at 2.37pm, 1300 has been deducted from my account.still i cannot access the internet.cannot chat on bbm and stuffz, someone help out .

ikechukwu, (money miss road)
bracket(definition of boredom)
timaya(idiot)
p-square(no creativity, )
sasha(definition of wack)
durella(cant ever sing along with this guy, always mumbling stupid words)
d'banj(dis dude is d wackiest of dem mo'hits crew, don jazzy's wasting precious beats on him)

heard on local news that da grin is dead, somebody tell me its not true,

Tell 'em,

omar22:
Jay Z is only big because of his clothing empire and not because of his rap skills


None of his Album has yet to out sell BIG or Tupac's Album


I would pick DMX ahead of him when it comes to rapping

u is a joker dude, would pick eedris abdulkarim over DMX.

@ poster

wetin we do you to deserve this kind thread?

you could h**g yourself now.****HISS****_{wetin some girls dey find,u no thank god}

Mr muza you sabi stalk o, i go find you now.

lil bie:
**** Hiss ****

sorry o , i don comot o