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Crime / Re: Photo: Armed Robbers Terrorising Lagos Residents With Toy Guns Arrested by vanstanzy(m): 11:37am On Dec 26, 2014
lalasticlala:
Notorious robbery gang terrorising residents of Lagos state have been arrested by officials of Lagos Special Anti-Robbery Squad.
During their confession, the suspects identified as Okeke Christian, Paul Igwe and Akazue Nwakonuche claimed they only use toy guns to scare off motorists and passengers before robbing them.
They were arrested in Ikotun area of Lagos on December 11 while they were getting ready for an operation around 9:30pm.

Read the suspects confession below:

“I came to Lagos in 2010 to stay with an uncle in Ikotun. That was where I met the gang. Later, my uncle travelled to India and left a small shop for me. It was Paul (Igwe) who brought the idea of robbing tricycle drivers and passengers to the gang. He also brought Nwankpa to join us.

“Our mode of operation is to use toy guns to rob motorists and passengers. All of us had toy guns and cutlasses. But on that Thursday, we went to the Ikotun Roundabout and entered a tricycle with the purpose of robbing it. At a point, we pointed our guns to the driver, and he melted.
“But when he suspected we had toy guns, he gave out a shout, and some vigilance members got after us immediately. They gave us a chase, pursuing us into the hands of the police.” – said Okeke Christian.

“My role during the operation is to search the commercial bus, tricycle and abandoned bags for money, handsets and other valuables. Before I joined the gang, I used to sell ladies’ wares in Ikotun. It was Paul (Igwe) who brought me into the gang. Now, I regret taking that decision.”- said Akazue

“My alias is wiper. I am the gang leader. I brought the idea of robbing motorists, passengers and snatching tricycles. I met my gang members at our hemp smoking joint. One man named Roughman is the receiver of our snatched tricycles. He bought each from for us at N50,000.” – said the gang leader, Paul Igwe.


http://naijagists.com/photo-armed-robbers-terrorising-lagos-residents-with-toy-guns-arrested/

"Many days for the thief but one day for the owner of the house". Are these armed robbers? grin grin grin grin i will whip their butts even while asleep.
Politics / Re: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by vanstanzy(m): 11:32am On Dec 26, 2014
funkiebully:


Why are they trying to suppress the truth? There is no anus u open without a shyt particle.

Apart from few elite area in Lagos, the present govt has not done any meaningful thing in Lagos compared to d amount the state generates.

Tifnubu n his errand boy fashole areally d smartest thieves in Nigeria. Change my pink an.us

This government you speak of are from amongst us all. Simply put, they are a product of this same environment, so they claim not to know any better.

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Politics / Re: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by vanstanzy(m): 11:27am On Dec 26, 2014
iamord:
Its simple!!! The average people are culturally dirty

Straight to the point, i like that. That is why engineering controls have to be put in place on our drains. You can't change people, God's creation but you can change man's creation, the design of our drainage system.

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Politics / Re: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by vanstanzy(m): 11:22am On Dec 26, 2014
dytbabe:
I am not a politician nor trying to promote any party
But lagos island is in a MESS

I came here for holidays and mehn, words can't simply express it

I was told this has been on for over 6months, ppeople dying and crying for help but non forthcoming
That water stinks

I am so angry, that I had to step out to take pictures

Our people in Lagos also share a great deal in the filthiness of their environment. My honest suggestion will be to build a better and completely closed drainage system, so the people don't throw rubbish into them ever again, and flood will not be able to push rubbish into the drains.
Drainage cleaners will only gain access into drains from step ladders. It will be an expensive project, but bet me its achievable and best in the long run. Because blocked drains doesn't force flood on the roads again, our roads will be much better and last longer.

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Politics / Re: Wikileaks: "Buhari's Ethnocentrism Would Jeopardize Nigeria's Unity" - Tinubu by vanstanzy(m): 11:08am On Dec 26, 2014
fitzmayowa:
Like they say in politics there is no permanent friend or enemy, there is only permanent interest...

And the permanent interest here is to take abuja from GEJ/PDP no matter the cost of doing it...

The same person tinubu said all those awful stuff about is now the messiah the same tinubu is trying to sell to nigeria, what an irony...SMH

You are truly great for seeing this INJUSTICE!
What all of us (Politicians and Masses alike) should be focusing on is issues that affect our livelihood instead of wanting to drag power from the center at all cost.
People will only get to see that there is no agenda, after and only if the APC satisfies her craving.

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Politics / Re: Wikileaks: "Buhari's Ethnocentrism Would Jeopardize Nigeria's Unity" - Tinubu by vanstanzy(m): 11:02am On Dec 26, 2014
Jeezyy:
Who cares....... GEJ till 2019

GBAM! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Wikileaks: "Buhari's Ethnocentrism Would Jeopardize Nigeria's Unity" - Tinubu by vanstanzy(m): 10:57am On Dec 26, 2014
Ehn:
Lord, where have all d wasting diseases hibernated to? Y can't Buhari n his likes be wasted shamefully, n let smiles be put on our lovely faces? #we know he's a fool of fools# His death n d@ of him hipers will bring so much jubilation to true Nigerians.
We hv suffered in d hands of muslems; their jihad n d likes of it. Let ut peace reign. Let d leadership/rulership of GEJ know peace n calmess. Let his face radiate dis once; he's suffered enough in d hands of these humans u made who hv turned demselves in2 2-legged beasts. In all, we need peace, we speak peace, we demand 1 Nigeria oh Heavens. Dis we ask, Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.
#our prayer#

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Politics / Re: Wikileaks: "Buhari's Ethnocentrism Would Jeopardize Nigeria's Unity" - Tinubu by vanstanzy(m): 10:53am On Dec 26, 2014
rozayx5:
now that Nairaland is part of Buhari campaign organisation, i wonder if this will make front page, the tanks GEJ bought were never taken to frontpage, only bad news make it.

That's just people for you, they choose to bring out the bad sides of people they dislike , while closing their eye's to the persons good sides. Which is just terrible.

I have always known and said it that BUHARI equals TROUBLE.

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Religion / Re: Bauchi State Government Sponsors 2,306 Christians On Pilgrimage by vanstanzy(m): 5:31pm On Dec 23, 2014
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by vanstanzy(m): 5:25pm On Dec 23, 2014
sukkot:
yeriba wemen dont like s-e-x. they prefer egusi and iyan to se-x cheesy

Don't let the Yeriba women catch you. smiley smiley smiley smiley If they do, you will know that they carry fire on their laps. grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by vanstanzy(m): 4:37pm On Dec 23, 2014
sukkot:
all igbo chicks. cheiii ndigbo is this ya contribushaun to naijiria ? wemen with unquenchable sesual appetite ? cheii ndigbo but why cry

Who is this? Which woman (except chronic lesbos) doesn't love s*x? smiley smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by vanstanzy(m): 4:35pm On Dec 23, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Hmmmm nawa! And dis is d same sex dat I hate o grin

You sly fox! wink wink wink wink
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by vanstanzy(m): 4:33pm On Dec 23, 2014
lalasticlala:
Many people don't talk about sex openly, but not for these under listed entertainers. Maybe they talk freely about sex because they are up-comers in their various fields of entertainment and as such would want to draw attention to themselves.

These entertainers love sex and they don't pretend about it. In fact they may be what some call "sex addicts".

Check them out.

MAHEEDA: "Sex Is Like Food; I Have Sex 4 Or 5 Times A Day; I'm Addicted To Sex; Without Sex, I Won't Be Normal

The former gospel singer, Maheeda had a chat with Vanguard:

*What does sex mean to you?

It’s like food, it’s like shower. I’m trying to say it’s natural, it comes naturally. Your body would request for it. Sometimes my body would request for it like 4 times a day, maybe 5, maybe once but anytime sha, we go do am well.

* Is it a must for you to have sex every day?

"Yes, it’s a must. It’s necessary… If it doesn’t happen, that means I’m travelling or something like that.

* Let’s assume your husband is not in Nigeria?

"I’ll masturbate. I will use my intimacy gadgets to satisfy myself.

* How often do you have sex as the goddess of X?

"Early in the morning, maybe late at night but when my husband is not in town then I’ll try the dildos. I have a lot of dildos, different colors and different types. I’m even thinking maybe I should just open a sex shop, it’s even better

* Are you addicted to sex?

"I love sex, everybody is addicted to sex. Why does everybody just think I’m the only one? If there’s no sex, I won’t be normal. Everything will just be sexy to me

*Do you think there will be a time when you’ll stop having sex?

"I don’t pray for that time. Till I’m old, I would like to have sex


CTYSTAL OKOYE: "I Love Sex, I Have No Business With Any Man That Can't Perform"


The Anambra State-born fast rising actress told Vanguard that she fully supports sex before marriage so that she can know if her man is capable, she also stated that she loves sex so much and would not even consider going out with a man who can not perform to her satisfaction.

“I am not one of those women who would tell you sex doesn’t matter; it matters a lot to me.

“If a man cannot perform, I have no business with him. You have to be a complete man to be with me.

“I love sex, and I am not going to pretend I don’t. I know most girls even fake orgasm just to please their partners but I am not that kind of girl.”



DIDI EKANEM: "I Love Sex But My Tight Schedule Doesn't Allow Me Do It As Much As I Want

The fast rising actress who has one of the biggest butts in the industry recently had a chat with Vanguard:

. How often do you feel people should be having sex?

"As many times as you want; if you want to have it 100 times a day, good for you

*You encourage it, you love it?

"Who doesn’t love sex? I’m not going to sit here and tell you I don’t like sex. Everybody loves sex; it is just natural so I’m not going to pretend I don’t like it. For me, I’m a very busy person so I don’t have that time to even enjoy it as much as I should or have it as much as I should.

*But you still enjoy it when you have it?

"Of course, anytime I have the time for it, of course, I do




Written By: lalasticlala


Pix:

Maheeda

Didi Ekanem

Crystal Okoye

This is soooooo sweet. But four to five times a day Mehn, Maheeda is dynamite!
Family / Re: Your Views On This Pls. by vanstanzy(m): 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2014
AHOY147:
The man might mean no harm because from my experience, I once caught my girlfriend that stays in same house with me cheating on me, I did similar thing to her. I just handled it with maturity and for some weeks she couldn't withstand my silent anymore even when she tried bringing it up, I refused to utter word. I just choosed to punish her emotionally by keeping her in dark. But one night she broke the silence she started crying, begging that I should forgive her and I asked for what offence? Though after much talk that I did forgive her but to be honest with you, that was the day she lost her place in my heart, I now regarded her as my fucking mate, no more love and trust attached to the relationship. When I left school, she was never in my list of girls to choose as wife,we ended it there in school.

Sweet! You are truly a great man, exactly what i will do. Forgive, but my emotions for you will be totally dead.

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Family / Re: Your Views On This Pls. by vanstanzy(m): 4:19pm On Dec 23, 2014
Royver:
A woman came to the hospital today very anxious, sleep deprived, poor appetite, headache, generally a nervous wreck. When questioned she says her husband caught her cheating on him by walking in on them in a compromising position at her shop.

He responded by turning and walking away. She returned home later that evening after thinking of how best to confront the situation but the man has not brought up the matter since then.

She said it has been over a week now and Oga is carrying on as if nothing happened and she is going crazy with anxiety because she doesn't know what is running through his mind.

I asked if she had done something like this before and she swore she hadn't, that it was bad judgement on her part with a former ex. I suggested she be the one to breach the subject to her husband but some of my colleagues believe she should let sleeping dogs lie and take a sedative.

What do you guys think?

"Anticipation of death is worse than death itself!"
She swore never to have done it before, she is lying. She is only afraid and panicky cos she got caught in the act.
Well, the ball is in the man's court, if he decides to file for a divorce he won't be wrong. I will advice the woman to open up to the husband, and get it over with.
But that is a very bitter pill to swallow for a man. I don't even pray such for my enemy.
Politics / Re: Photo : Will Mandela's Statement On Buhari Become Prophetic? by vanstanzy(m): 12:06am On Dec 21, 2014
KingEbukasBlog:
This is a photo of The Sun News paper in 2003. Will Mandela's statement on Buhari become prophetic? Only Feb , 2015 will tell ! -

Source http://www.kingebuka.com/2014/12/photo-will-mandelas-statement-on-buhari.html

grin grin grin grin grin grin Nkasi obi!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Photo : Will Mandela's Statement On Buhari Become Prophetic? by vanstanzy(m): 12:02am On Dec 21, 2014
SwagForce1:
VOTE FOR PDP. TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO DO THE SAME.

One Hundred and Seventy Million and fifty likes.
Politics / Re: Photo : Will Mandela's Statement On Buhari Become Prophetic? by vanstanzy(m): 11:59pm On Dec 20, 2014
KingEbukasBlog:
This is a photo of The Sun News paper in 2003. Will Mandela's statement on Buhari become prophetic? Only Feb , 2015 will tell ! -

Source http://www.kingebuka.com/2014/12/photo-will-mandelas-statement-on-buhari.html

With all due respect to my grand-mentor, MADIBA. He was the President of South Africa and had always followed SA's progress from inception. He knows much about SA, but not Nigeria and her politics. Buhari? President? who go dash am? Abi e wan steal am, as im steal 1983 head of state? NEVER!!!

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Family / Re: Women With Rich Husbands Have Stronger Orgasm –study by vanstanzy(m): 11:51pm On Dec 20, 2014
correctguy0900:
why dem no go reach multiple heavenly feelings. even d site of cash alone makes women come

WICKEDLY FUNNY!!! grin grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Women With Rich Husbands Have Stronger Orgasm –study by vanstanzy(m): 11:39pm On Dec 20, 2014
Ehen!!! What did i say, i always knew cash was a determinant!!! shocked shocked shocked
So guys, the ball is again in your court. grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ghanaian ‘hipsy’ With The BIGGEST BUM & HIPS Like You’ve Never Seen Before by vanstanzy(m): 11:32pm On Dec 20, 2014
CONGRATULATIONS THEN. ANY AWARD FOR THAT?

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Celebrities / Re: "I'm Too Young To Get Married" -timaya Claims by vanstanzy(m): 11:25pm On Dec 20, 2014
Vivipop:
His life,his rules. It's nobody's business.

Correct babe! wink wink wink
Celebrities / Re: "I'm Too Young To Get Married" -timaya Claims by vanstanzy(m): 11:22pm On Dec 20, 2014
For one to be ready for marriage, four factors are involved,
1) Has to be Psycologically prepared.
2) Emotionally prepared (Else one will kill the wife)
3) Physically prepared (You know... grin grin grin)
4) and Lastly, Financially prepared (the woman no go chop dust when she enter your house)
If he aint ready, abeg no push am. We know he's a chronic woman beater already, make e no go slaughter persin daughter.
Celebrities / Re: Your Thought-what Is Cossy Orjiakor Is Doing Here? by vanstanzy(m): 2:46am On Dec 20, 2014
Cossy be killing guys softly since 1993. wink wink wink

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Celebrities / Re: Your Thought-what Is Cossy Orjiakor Is Doing Here? by vanstanzy(m): 2:36am On Dec 20, 2014
Gurusdiary:


It's obvious she is acting as usual. She said it herself that she is a very good actress. DAMN, SHE HOT!!! wink wink wink

Celebrities / Re: What Do U Think Phyno Is Doing Here( Pics) by vanstanzy(m): 2:29am On Dec 20, 2014
eddy42k:
Please can anyone that feel he or she understand this shed a little lite pls

"If you ask me, na who i go ask? The matter wey you see so, e heavy for mouth..." shocked shocked shocked

Celebrities / Re: Photo: Chief Tony Anenih & His Young Wife by vanstanzy(m): 2:23am On Dec 20, 2014
maxism2:
Chief Tony Anenih, the Chairman, Board of Trustees (BoT) of the Peoples Democratic Party and his wife Hon. Justice Maryann Anenih were guests at Captain Osa Okunbor’s daughter’s traditional wedding ceremony that held recently. This picture, which was taken at the event, has gone viral with some making reports that she’s in her 20s. We can authoritatively tell you that the beautiful young-looking Hon. Justice Maryann Anenih is a serving judge at an Abuja High Court. She’s happily married to the elder statesman also known as Mr. Fix-It.


source:

http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/photo-chief-tony-anenih-young-looking-wife-whos-judge/

Additional source

http://liveofofo.com/65428/pdp-chieftain-chief-tony-anenih-82-with-his-beautiful-wife-25/

SHWEET!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ekiti Assembly Sits, Suspends Seven PDP Lawmakers by vanstanzy(m): 2:20am On Dec 20, 2014
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Jokes Etc / Re: Pics Of The Day: .Describe This Guy In One Word! by vanstanzy(m): 1:59am On Dec 20, 2014
WICKEDLY FUNNY!!! grin grin grin grin Oops, that's two words. undecided
Career / Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by vanstanzy(m): 1:53am On Dec 20, 2014
ba7man:
Construction industry. Little or no rain means you can build without delay.

Yes o! Even selling& building on swampy land for a client without him/ her knowing what mess s/he is into. grin grin grin grin grin I tell you this is the worst time to go searching for land or house, cause you don't know where is prone to flooding.
Career / Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by vanstanzy(m): 1:48am On Dec 20, 2014
Jennimma:
This write up is based on my observations during Christmas periods.

1.HAIR DRESSERS: Looking good is a sacrifice. This particularly goes out to my fellow women who want to look exceptionally beautiful. Majority of hair saloons are jam-packed with women either fixing weavons or braiding their hair. You often hear ladies asking among themselves "Have you made your christmas hair?" "What hair would you make for christmas?
Ladies I lie?"


2.TAILORS: Tailors/seamstresses are often patronised this season. Most times if you don't book at an earlier date with the tailor,your cloth may not be made. And sometimes due to the pressure tailors have,they may not meet up with the deadline thereby disappointing their customers.


3.DRIVERS/TRANSPORT COMPANIES: Bus tickets,airplane tickets,reservations...etc are the words you keep hearing during this season because most people travel home to see their loved ones,family and relations.


4.FOOD SELLERS: Food sellers are not left out either. People buy food items like chicken,turkey,rice,cooking oil,coleslaw items,cooking condiments,drinks to celebrate the season.


5.CLOTH TRADERS: Before now, I thought kids were the only ones that crave for christmas clothes,but I was wrong. Adults too buy christmas clothes during this season cos everyone wants to look good and admirable. So, if you've not bought your "christmas cloth" yet,do so today.


6.POULTRY FARMERS: Due to the high demand for fowls,turkeys even ducks, poultry farmers are seriously patronised. Even before december most women have booked their chickens with the farmer. Na true talk,abi?


7.TOURIST CENTRES: This season is the time to relax,hang out with friends,enjoy the enviroment and appreciate nature. Most people visit musuems,zoo,game reserves,beaches etc.


8.MUSICIANS:Without music,the whole place would be dull. More reason why most musicians launch their albums during this period. You'd realise that their songs would reign/played frequently this season. Eg: P-square. Well i know their Game Over(2007) and Danger(2009) albums reigned during the yuletide season then.


9.GADGET SELLERS: Welcome to Naija were everyone wants to feel cool,flashy and classy. Getting the latest android phones,i-pad,blackberry etc is the in thing now, more reason gadget sellers slash down the prices of their goods so people can easily purchase them. Well,i've observed that most times,people buy these items to flaunt it when they travel to their villages...lolz. Na lie? Hehehehehe


10.FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.
Cc:tosyne2much
kachisbarbie.

COMEDIANS& MC's: Guess what, this season there are a lot, i mean lots of parties around and Comedians plus MC's are in high demand. I just wish say i sabi blow jokes, i for make am seriously this season with that trade. grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Assembly Sits, Suspends Seven PDP Lawmakers by vanstanzy(m): 1:42am On Dec 20, 2014
lekhane:
Now this is Disk B
Now that they've come out of their exile, they should hurriedly impeach Fayose to save the state from lawlessness

Impeach Gov. Fayose and expect a blood bath in Ekiti State shocked shocked shocked. You don't know these politicians, they don't care about spilling human blood, so long as they are in power. Impeachment? Not a wise move. undecided undecided

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