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chimzyblack: nigeria actualy defeated the south africans women team 7-0 to qualify for this tournament. i just wonder what the south africans will go there to play.

Rubbish and Rugby ofcourse!

severee: no solution huh?

nagoma: And then...

Absolutely hilarious! Wher do u guyz get such pix?

fydence: some how in ur books everything the US says is correct... I guess u knw little abt how crafty these guys are...u think the US cares abt the girls.. They are here for their interests only...and those interest myt nt exactly coincide with ur welfare...if u think otherwise go and ask the iraqis hw they are enjoying their US led 'liberation'

fydence: The US cn go to hell for all I care... Somebody has refused to do ur will ..so nw we are slow to learn, why una never find where the girls dey since with una high tech...rubbish propagandists...and shame to all the gullible nigerians they succeed in decieving...y'all are mental slaves

Blockus: [b]Nigerian Military Slow to learn?!


Blame it on our education system..

Dem no fit 'sort' or 'block' or 'settle' their way out of this one.




Our Military syllabus covers only the following topics;

1. Crude and harsh workout exercises to make them impervious to pain and kill off whats left of their humanity.

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2. How to drill/terrorize/intimidate civilians.

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3. How to drive in Convoy with Sirens and Break all existing traffic rules and regulations..

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4. How to mount solid Checkpoints for collecting bribe purposes..

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5. How to retaliate against BRT buses that dare to knockdown an Officer on the BRT lane.

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6. How to drill a Civilian wearing Camouflage material.

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7. How to Shoot.






Any other course outside this curriculum, they will fail.
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dridowu: Superstitious Romanians have been packing out local churches after a local woman claimed the ghost of her dead grandmother had taken over her mobile phone and used it to send a "selfie" from the other side.

Petrified Gina Mihai, 34, said: "When I switched the phone on I was horrified to see my dead grandmother's face. She had what looked like a snake around her neck, and the whole image looked as if it had been taken through a hole, like it was shot through a tear in the fabric that separates the living from the dead.

"I took it to a fortune teller who told me that my grandmother was sending me a message from the other side, the snake around her neck was a symbol of the fact that she was being punished in the other life for some sin. By contacting us she was telling us that if we were to pray for her, we would still be able to save her soul."

But now not just Gina and her family had been spending overtime in the local church in Scurtesti in south eastern Romania, but also dozens of other families terrified about the implications of a snake wrapped ghost sending a message from the other side.

In Romania once a year there is a feast, the Service of Alms, in which Romanians travel to the local graveyard and hand over food as a gesture to the spirits in the afterlife. The food itself is in reality handed over to the poor at the end of the day, but the gesture is seen as providing nourishment for those who have passed on in the afterlife.

Gina said: "My grandmother died three years ago and I haven't taken any food for her to the graveyard. I was making doughnuts at the time and didn't want to get the phone dirty so I put it in my pocket, and when I took it out there was the image on the phone. The fortune teller told me that was a mistake not to have paid tribute to her with an offering of food, and it was significant that she contacted me while I was cooking. I have taken doughnuts to the cemetery every day since then."

Florica Mihai, 45, another relative, said: "The village priest told me that we need to do 40 Days of Alms to make up for those that we missed and we are doing it now. We want to help her soul to be saved."


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SAUCE

What is a "selfie"? And what kinda SAUCE? Tomatoe sauce or garden egg sauce. Thats what i want know.

severee: ose moses oya we have told ourselves the truth and accepted the news with open arms so what's next? i'm more of a solutions person

ifeness: Since Nigerian Army were made in the image of a God,obviously they will be useless .....

mainman7: These diametrically demented cacophonous toilet tissues called igbos always ululating about the Great Yorubas. Nya miri Gwongworos! Ojukwu, your acclaimed igbo lord and the greatest igbo of all time was a coward just like every other igbo and[b] he took to his heels dressed as a female (What an height of cowardice!). The fact that igbos are fools is highly substantiated and corroborated by the fact that someone that deceived millions of igbos into being slaughtered like chickens in Biafran war (who himself ran away dressed like a woman) was being celebrated when he came back. Also during Abacha regime of tyranny, coward Ojukwu kept his mouth shut throughout. He only found his voice again when OBJ became the president. Before they left, the Colonial British Army rightly observed, before they left, that the Yorubas are the most militarily intelligent in Nigeria, especially when it comes to developing disastrously destructive military strategies. "Brain is better than brawn" Biafra was actually initially winning the war (igbos read your own history) until the Great Awolowo, the ununiformed General (a typical Yoruba man) stepped in on the side of Nigeria, came up with the intelligent military strategy that gave Nigeria Victory over Biafra. "In warfare it's all fair". You know that Hausas only hear go! Just give the military order, they'll carry it out to the letter. Even long after Biafra had surrendered, the killing of igbos continued untill Awolowo, the greatest Nigerian Generalissimo of all time, intervened again and told the Military to allow the remaining igbos to be alive. So, you senseless igbo mofos still have the to thank the Yorubas today, understand?! "Next time you see a Yoruba man, duff your hat and bow before him!"

Blockus: OP,

I find this thread offensive to ndi Igbos.

We dont have any relationship whatsoever with the Yorubas.

They have proven to be untrust worthy since the beginning of time. They are two faced, back-stabbing and maliciously wicked and have demonstrated it time and time again. Lets not forget that the genocidal aspect of the civil war where food and medical supply were cut off from the East was not suggested by the Northerners but by a Yoruba man. Lets not even forget that there would not have been a war per se if the Yorubas had stuck to their end of the bargain from the Aburi accord held in Ghana.

The Yorubas are not trust worthy at all and thats the root of our problems in Nigeria. Atleast the Hausas have shown us where they stand from the very beginning.

I do however agree with the OPS comparison of the Igbos to the Germans and the Yorubas to the French, seeing as the Germans are innovative and brave at war and the French are cowardly and docile in general.

Flawlessangel: Messi being the greatest of all time is a big fat joke!!!......come 2 think of it, messi has played 3 finals this year without winning anyone...copa del rey...la liga...world cup.....greatest my ass.

Sanchez01: [size=20pt]Don't you people have shame? After all the tin-noise you guys made about 'la midget's win earlier today, you still have the balls to write something as this?? You should know when you're defeated and must learn to stay mute when it matters [/size]

Godwinsilas: It could have sounds better if it was another country.

I would have preferred a strong team like the Ghanian team. SA team is weak, they shouldn't mistake this for rugby WC.

Eidosky: Bro it's alarming, am also scared of it.
I don't want to marry.. I will keep dating till I die Abeg.
If I get bored of the lady, I'd just leave peacefully

ebullientV: Gooooooalll.. Horrible defending from d brazilians

franciskaine: but people need to be informed just to protect them from unforeseen eventualities.

benodic: I hope that the house is also aware that many states in the northern part of Nigeria employ non-indigenes under contract appointment . states like kano, katsina, zamfara, jigawa, kebbi, etc. are still doing so till now.

chic2pimp: shurrup jor! Oya join me make we celebrate an Argentina victory tomorrow!