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Politics / Re: Why Was Buhari Carrying A Bag During Inauguration? Who Else Noticed It? by vanstanzy(m): 8:52pm On May 29, 2019
Does it has any significance or just a new style for him??

Probably his make-up kit, you know plastic surgery tinz. grin grin grin


Politics / Re: Kebbi To Join Oil-producing States, Bagudu Pledges During Swearing-in by vanstanzy(m): 8:42pm On May 29, 2019


Funny enough, this is not a call to prayer, like the muslims would do, but a call to looting. What a white elephant project! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Leaves Nigeria For Makkah, Saudi Arabia On Thursday For OIC Summit by vanstanzy(m): 8:35pm On May 29, 2019

Buhari is dead
Jubril from Sudan is your president

Abeg tell them well. Nigerians are so daft, Chai! E dey pain me!
Politics / Re: Buhari Leaves Nigeria For Makkah, Saudi Arabia On Thursday For OIC Summit by vanstanzy(m): 8:30pm On May 29, 2019
President Muhammadu Buhari will depart Abuja on Thursday to attend the Summit of the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) in Makkah, Saudi Arabia.

A statement by Garba Shehu, Buhari’s spokesperson, read: “Ahead of the Summit, was a preparatory meeting in Jeddah meant to adopt the draft agenda and work programme for the Summit.

“On the agenda were the question of Palestine and the Arab-Israeli conflict; combating terrorism and violent extremism; the humanitarian situation in the Muslim world; promotion of scientific cooperation, among others.”


About to be deceived again ehn? The dude will stop over in London more more medical procedure to perfect the recent clone.
Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Tweets After Inauguration by vanstanzy(m): 5:54pm On May 29, 2019
Though I admire your commitment towards nation building and efforts for the unity of our great country, your stolen mandate won't last.

Today's inauguration is Pyrrhic and painfully ephemeral, Atiku will SURELY reclaim his mandate at the Supreme court.
Those celebrating for Buhari's second term should wait first because Atiku is coming.

Fellow Nigerians rejoice and make merry.

Ameeen! Atiku shall reclaim his stolen mandate from these vagabonds.


Politics / Re: Don't Expect Miracles When I Assume Office, Buhari Tells Nigerians by vanstanzy(m): 7:24pm On Apr 06, 2015

Bro I tire, the thing is GEJ had a rd plan and was going through that direction bit by bit,Nigerians thought it was too slow and bought into the magician's claims of miracles.We aint even started he is now aware of the enormous task ahead and already making excuses.Im saying this without losing no sleep GMB will fail big time cos he has no Economic plans and has little or no persons who has the growth of Nigeria at heart.he has been used as a front by certain individuals,Its ironic how people think he is going to put people i n jail when he don't even have the single power to make one new Law.

You no go kill pesin with laff! Nigerians indeed love fantasy. i know its the graphic cartoon adverts by the APC that caught these Nigerians like a web. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Don't Expect Miracles When I Assume Office, Buhari Tells Nigerians by vanstanzy(m): 7:19pm On Apr 06, 2015
N5,000 payment to all unemployed youths of the country, is simply tantamount to telling the youths to be "down-right" LAZY! angry angry I don't support this at all, infact it can't be achieved. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Prostitutes Congratulate Buhari, Declare Nationwide Free Sex by vanstanzy(m): 6:17pm On Apr 01, 2015
Religion / Re: “God Has Anointed Me To Lead A Revolution Against Islamic Jihadists” – Oyedepo by vanstanzy(m): 7:53am On Jan 05, 2015

Source: http://dailypost.ng/2015/01/04/god-anointed-lead-revolution-islamic-jihadists-oyedepo/

[b]I am a solid catholic and in no way belong to winners chapel. But i seriously don't think he said this, the man is reserved. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
This papers might be doing this to sell, afterall this is not the first time they have done this.
But i solidly support the Church standing up to this Islamic radicals, by mass evangelisation all over Nigeria, especially the North.


Politics / Re: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by vanstanzy(m): 8:51pm On Jan 04, 2015

You are ignorant.


A swing and a miss. Same there. angry
Politics / Re: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by vanstanzy(m): 8:48pm On Jan 04, 2015

if you hv known your time from the bible, you will know that the church era is in conclusion. from now every thing is fake, may God keep even you to see the downfall of the churches from now.

Who are this people claiming Holier than Thou sef? angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by vanstanzy(m): 8:45pm On Jan 04, 2015

The church should stay outta politics...

they should go back to their first Love

Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's, your vote, and God what is God's, your heart& soul.
Even Christ never asked Christians to shy away or rebel against the state.
Politics / Re: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by vanstanzy(m): 8:38pm On Jan 04, 2015

Members of Redeem Christian Church of God Victory house in Festac town and other branches were asked to show their Permanent Voters Cards during church
service today. The Pastor in charge of the Festac province said pastor Adeboye had that every member of the church come with it as proof that they have registered and also advised those that have not done
so to do so immediately so they can vote during the general elections holding in February. More pics after the cut...




Very Good!!! grin grin grin grin It's high time Christians take their destinies into their hands. For those thinking that this is a bad idea, do they think Imams don't encourage the muslims especially Northern Muslims to vote against the South angry
Fashion / Re: Optometrists Advise Women Against Indiscriminate Use Of Artificial Eyelashes by vanstanzy(m): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
Lol....guys would be like, 'we only like natural girls' meanwhile the girls they chase like mad are the so called ' unnatural girls'

Question: Why do they chase them. Answer: They chase them for one night stands. grin grin grin grin


Fashion / Re: Optometrists Advise Women Against Indiscriminate Use Of Artificial Eyelashes by vanstanzy(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2015
You will do better talking to a wall cos we are deaf to truth.

Translated: It is better speaking to a brick wall, cos they don't say "I hear you" and go do the opposite, like MOST women do. grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Optometrists Advise Women Against Indiscriminate Use Of Artificial Eyelashes by vanstanzy(m): 10:10pm On Jan 02, 2015


Abeg tell them, women no dey like hear word. angry angry angry But of course, they must follow the current fashion trend, even at the detriment of their sight. Sight once lost can NEVER be regained. Sometimes dey can be so stubborn.
Let's do this simple exercise, try closing your eyes for thirty minutes and walking around either aided or unaided, just for 30mins. Compare that to being unable to use ones sight forever. Have you made your comparison?
Super glue? Are you serious? Tell them to quit but they won't listen. angry angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Dresses Like A Real Man, Wearing A Suit For The First Time (photos) by vanstanzy(m): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
He looks cool, but the posing na wa oo, reminds me of those ladies. Na small remain e 4 do e mouth like those girls.

He is still learning to be a real person. Remember he has spent a lot of time in CRAZY KINGDOM. This things take time, he will adjust hopefully. smiley smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Dresses Like A Real Man, Wearing A Suit For The First Time (photos) by vanstanzy(m): 9:53pm On Jan 02, 2015
Like seriously! This is the first time ever that I would see Denrele dressing like a real man, Denrele wore suit? Doesn't he look so good, he looks so good better than those scary outfit he's known for. He was guest on Ebonylife's "Moments with Mo". I guess he was forced to dress like this...... Do you wanna see Denrele more often in this look?

Prrrrrrrraaaaise the Lord!!!! grin grin grin grin grin Thank you Father, this prodigal son has finally come to his senses. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Who says prayers don't work.
See as he looks real responsible now. Am proud of him. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 8 Female Behaviours That Annoy Men by vanstanzy(m): 9:49pm On Jan 02, 2015
counter thread is as real as heaven

Trust women, everything for them is a battle. Especially when its by a man. grin grin grin
Education / Re: 4 Things To Consider Before Going For Your Masters by vanstanzy(m): 4:09am On Jan 02, 2015
Getting a master's degree will be an incredible source of pride and help bring you professional opportunities you may not have previously thought possible. However, you need to know a few things before you get started.

Why You Want One

The most common reason that people seek a master's degree is to advance in their profession and earn more money. Others, however, go this route in order to change careers completely. For example, you may have earned a bachelor's degree in English and later decide you want to become a counselor. In that case, a master's will allow you to develop expertise in that area so you can enter a new field. This type of degree is offered in a wide range of fields, including mathematics, biology, psychology, business, social work, and many others.

How Long It Takes

It typically takes two years to obtain a master's of arts (MA) or science (MS) after getting your bachelor's. There is basically no difference between an MA and an MS other than the name; they have the same basic educational requirements. While you'll be in classes similar to those you went through to get your bachelor's, they are typically more like seminars in that they contain a great deal of discussion. In addition, you'll be expected to perform much more analysis than you've done previously.

The Workload

You can expect to do coursework full time. You'll have to take required courses at first, but then you'll be able to focus on your specific subject area later on. If you are studying a science, you will probably do a great deal of fieldwork and laboratory research. If you're in a professional program, you'll probably be required to complete an internship.

You will either have to complete an extended research paper or a thesis, depending on your field of study. The thesis could be a scientific experiment or a detailed analysis of a certain piece of literature. There are some programs that offer alternatives to the thesis, such as a comprehensive exam. It could be an oral test, a written one, or a combination. If you're studying in a field such as psychology or social work, you may need to perform an internship or practicum in which you learn the skills needed to perform therapy.

Choosing to pursue a master's degree is not something to take lightly. You'll need to be prepared to put in a great deal of work and may have to sacrifice some of the things you were able to enjoy while getting your bachelor's, such as time hanging out with friends and more. However, once you accomplish your goal, the benefits you enjoy could very well last a lifetime.
Source: http://unnedu..com/2014/12/4-things-to-consider-before-going-for.html

Thanks alot. Planning on going for my Masters degree, and needed to know wht would be involved. Very insightful! smiley smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 3:58am On Jan 02, 2015
BANGER DANGER!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 3:49am On Jan 02, 2015
Earlier today two children were rushed to an hospital all because they were happy throwing bangers or knock outs, it turned out to be a sad new year for them when it exploded right in their hands. The first boy was 8years old while the other was 7years old. They were not actually together, two separate incidents. I guess it's no more banger be that

You should hear the explosion of the kinda 12 round Knock-outs they have these days. Explodes just like a bomb. shocked shocked shocked shocked We really have to do something to curb this ugly trend and save these guys from themselves, since they have refused to hear. The most annoying part is full-fledged adults still blowing knock-outs and intimidating people. Thank God boko haram did not capitalise on this festive season to infilrate the market with IED's in the name of knock-outs.
So sorry for them poor boys! embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Nairaland / General / Re: Here’s How Kano State Counted Down To The New Year In Style (PHOTOS) by vanstanzy(m): 3:40am On Jan 02, 2015
Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua 2015 PROPHECIES by vanstanzy(m): 10:11pm On Jan 01, 2015

Source: http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/2015/01/01/t-b-joshua-reveals-2015-prophecies-read/

Pics courtesy of Getty Images

I am not a fan of TBJ, but this makes sense to me. Mornings always herald shaky nights. Whenever one decides to wake up, becomes the MORNING in that ones life. Like Ojukwu greeted Ken Sarowiwa "Good morning" in jail in the mid ninties, for realising the fact that their was a grave injustice in Nigeria perpetuated by a section of the country. What Ojukwu realised since 1966.
So i say "Good morning Nigeria"! grin grin grin
Ride on TBJ! smiley

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Religion / Re: A Nairalander's Prophetic Visions/Declarations For 2015 (Buhari and GEJ Warned) by vanstanzy(m): 9:54pm On Jan 01, 2015
I was in a trance earlier yesterday, and got swept off by these avalanche of prophetic visions which I intend sharing with my fellow NLers.

Below are my "sure banker" prophetic utterances for 2015. angryangry if none don't happen, I'll deactivate my account. undecided These are "sure banker" prophecies. I'm never wrong. >

1. This year must end in 31st of December and start on 1st of January!! No matter how irregular February might try to be, this prophecy must come to pass. If you wan argue am, mo we bet $1000-$1000. Winner takes all. angry undecided

2. Either Goodluck Jonathan or Buhari will win the 2015 Presidential election. undecided

3. Hmmm.. This vision is not clear, but it seems like Seun will still not marry this year. I'll update this when the vision becomes clearer.

4. A lot condoms will be used this year, many condoms!! I see a lot of abortions too. Pray hard people. sadsadcrycry

5. A woman will lose the Presidential election.

6. After 2015 Presidential election, either Ngeneukwenu, Berem, Cleverly, Omenka, Barcanista, Obiagelli, Cramjones, Egift, Donphilopus; or Firefire, Ngwakwe, Ichiidodo, Atlwireless, Sincere9jerian, Tomakint, Tít, will end up in tears or anguish depending on who lost/won in 2015 Presidential election.

7. Harmattan must come in December. If it doesn't, call me bàstard!! angry

8. *Nairaland again? Hmmm.. Yes, I can see the vision.* Yes o, Mr./Ms. Nairaland contest must hold and ONE person will win. I repeat, ONE person will win not two.

9. Tiwa Savage, Tonto Dike, Wizkid, Davido, Omotola, Genevive Nnaji, Linda Ikeji, Chika Ike, Toke Makinwa, etc., will slug it out for who rules the FP of NL, this year. wink

10. Boko Haram will strike again. sadcry

11. Sun must shine, and rain must fall. Quote me on this one. angry

12. Some people will fail WAEC, NECO and JAMB, while some people will pass them. I saw this vision clear yesterday. Many people will graduate this year too.

13. *Yes!! I can see it!!* Our politicians will sign a MOU with a foreign consortium, promising us that the said project will be completed in 2054. Our children will grow up and find these politicians' children/family members take the helm of our country's affairs ONLY to sign another MOU promising them of that project being completed in 2100. undecided Maybe it's our 5th generation that will reap the benefits. GEJ and Buhari take note!!

14. Our crops will be grown and harvested!! cheesy

15. Dr. Sid and Peter Okoye's wives MUST give birth this year!! I'm dead sure. If it doesn't happen, may I be banned for life.

16. Maga must pay, Musicians will sell their albums, thieves will rob and some will be caught!!

17. ONE team ONLY will win the various leagues and Champions league. ONE only, not TWO.

18. *Nairaland again? WOW!! Hmmm.. Yes, I can see it now!!* People will wail and cry, "Nairaland has gone to the dogs... What is this topic doing on FP?... I'm leaving NL for good.." But yet these people will still have NL app on their phone to update them about FP topics. Even those that deactivated will come back with alternate monikers or as guest while pretending as if they're gone.

19. Jonathan will be blamed for a lot of things, even for people impregnating their wives and for rain falling. shockedshocked

20. Ladies and gentlemen, pray hard!! I see a lot weddings coming y'all way, BUT as Asoebi girls and Best men. sadcrysadsad

21. Febuary 14, Valentine's day, will be bloody. Very bloody. ladies, you know what I'm talking about. winkwink

22. Super Eagles will not play in the CAF Nations Cup. undecided

23. This post MIGHT not make FP. sadcry I see Ishilove, TheRealMrStan, Obinoscopy and Lalasticlala, Mukina2 contemplating on moving it to FP or not.

24. Arsenal will not win the league nor the Champions league.

25. APC supporters, pray hard because I see Fashola and Amaechi handing over to another candidate and stepping down AFTER the elections.

26. NEPA/PHCN must cause power outage.

27. Finally, I see the good Lord blessing our hustles this year, crowning the effort of our hands with success, children (for the barren), jobs (for the unemployed), a good man/woman (for the single and lonely), joy (for the sad ones), good results (for those taking exams), and long life for ALL. coolcheesy

Happy new year to all Nairalanders.

grin grin grin Amen! to the last prophesy. It seems the Lord showed you a vision of me that is why He gave you that last prophecy. I CLAIM IT!!! grin grin grin HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO.
Politics / Re: The Trouble With The Buhari Manifesto BY ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN by vanstanzy(m): 9:40pm On Jan 01, 2015
why must the writer be a man? Gender inequality at its height. By the way, the writer is a "she"

See kettle calling pot black! grin grin He most probably wasn't thinking of the writers sex, and you have drawn up a conclusion already.smiley smiley
Politics / Re: The Trouble With The Buhari Manifesto BY ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN by vanstanzy(m): 9:36pm On Jan 01, 2015
Every good political manifesto does not just state what the campaigner wants to do when he gets elected but how he/she intends to do that.
This is so vague.

Exactly!!! grin grin grin
Politics / Re: The Trouble With The Buhari Manifesto BY ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN by vanstanzy(m): 9:35pm On Jan 01, 2015
Dictator's only understand control, that is why Buhari's manifesto is filled with pronouns "I". What he doesn't understand is that control is a mirage. The most effective leaders right now--men and women--are those who embrace traits once considered feminine:

I doubt if he can score 15% on these.

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Politics / Re: Only Suicide Bomber Died In Gombe New Year Blast - Police Tweets by vanstanzy(m): 8:47pm On Jan 01, 2015
But Aljazeerah is reporting 11 dead people......:...

Aljazeerah and insurgents are one and the same. grin They glory in news of casualties especially that of Christians.

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Politics / Re: Only Suicide Bomber Died In Gombe New Year Blast - Police Tweets by vanstanzy(m): 8:42pm On Jan 01, 2015
How sure? They should re-check the casualties.

Hmm, i wonder. Did you send the suicide bomber, this one you want to be sure of the casualties It seems you are dwelling on hearing an increased casualty figure. Just asking, though. undecided

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Politics / Re: Only Suicide Bomber Died In Gombe New Year Blast - Police Tweets by vanstanzy(m): 8:37pm On Jan 01, 2015
I'm totally thanking God for this.


The imbeccile suicide bomber was so excited that he crossed over into 2015, that instead of letting-off the knock-out in his right hand, he let-off the explosive in his left hand. How hilarious! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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