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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:08pm On Sep 11, 2013

ReineViolet: I've been feeding the good wolf for too long and its obese now, I'd like to see the evil wolf dance a little bit .

(Shifts away from her)...

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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:05pm On Sep 11, 2013

Hello Eferyone

Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 12:38pm On Sep 11, 2013

Madawaki01: hope u weren't robbed of d league cup,cos dis one wey u get tight schedule

Robbed ke? It hasn't been played yet na...

Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 7:26am On Sep 11, 2013

Swit up: VanTee20 if I send d end time committee to beat u up now..., pÉople will ask me how it has affected d price of garri in the market and others will scream all izz well...! Why on earth have u stopped po§tin naw..? Since august 21th...!

Do and come jaree... I miss ur jokes ni..!

Lwkmd! Schedule has become extra tight, that's why I've stopped posting.

Don't you worry, the jokes will return pretty soon. cheesy

Education › Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by VanTee20(m): 6:29pm On Sep 04, 2013

Yemmyteespeed007: u may check her site naw

Bro abeg add me on 2go (vantee20), I gat sum really important finz to ask...

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 4:44pm On Sep 01, 2013

ibkaye: Good, nothing much, just stuffing my face lol

I, on the other hand, am very hungry sad

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 4:30pm On Sep 01, 2013

ibkaye: I'm fine thank you, yourself?

I'm gud. What's up with you?

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 4:16pm On Sep 01, 2013

ibkaye: Afternoon there

How art thou ma'am?

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 4:03pm On Sep 01, 2013

Hello here

Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literature Quiz...you Can Join Anytime by VanTee20(m): 6:47pm On Aug 31, 2013

Diamondwriter: Chinue achebe

Not correctly spelt too angry

Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literature Quiz...you Can Join Anytime by VanTee20(m): 6:46pm On Aug 31, 2013

princesa: omo yoruba ni e gan

Beeni o

Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literature Quiz...you Can Join Anytime by VanTee20(m): 6:44pm On Aug 31, 2013

[quote author=Mynd_44]Wrong....it is Charles chickens tongue

[/quote]Sharles Chickens? I don't think so tongue

Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literature Quiz...you Can Join Anytime by VanTee20(m): 3:06pm On Aug 31, 2013

Divepen: Diamond writer----3 points

Q.2
who is the author of the book 'No longer at ease'

Shinua Ashebe...

Education › Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by VanTee20(m): 12:04pm On Aug 31, 2013

Yemmyteespeed007: May God help us all,
i think the predegree students were much on the 1st list. So guys keep praying, thr is hope

Nope. According to a very reliable source, there were only 4 pdites on that list, out of the 150+ that passed Jamb...

Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2013

Chuksemi: And so the story that was started last year tarried till the second quarter of this year.

Do you have any problem with that sir?

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:49pm On Aug 28, 2013

Hello here...

Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic Ede aspirant 2013/2014 by VanTee20(m): 10:18pm On Aug 28, 2013

Dammy4all: am scared tO d last ditch.my exam is on friday,south campus.i av tO get dia befOre 7:30a.m....my mate dat i neva expected dem tO scOre pOOr marks,de all scOred belOw 50,may God help us i just figured it Out dat,d exam is LUCK [color=#000000][/color]

Don't be scared bro. I know a few aspirants that scored above 50%. I scored 64% myself, I'm not bragging o, m just trying to make u realise that the 50%passmark is beatable and u can score as high as 60% or 70%...

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Literature › Re: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by VanTee20(m): 6:01pm On Aug 28, 2013

haykins01: i hereby endorse Naija thug life by foxy flow and flow 1759 for front page

supported

Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic Ede aspirant 2013/2014 by VanTee20(m): 5:43pm On Aug 28, 2013

To any one who is yet to write his/her exam, my candid advice is go to your centre as early as possible, forget about that time on ur reprinted slip.

Please o, I wouldn't want y'all to suffer what I went through yesterday when I had to stand, shout and push for about seven hours b4 I got the chance to write my exams. I even know a lot of people who suffered worse fate than I (N.B: I'm talking frm my experience @ south campus). May your efforts be crowned with success..... Peace.

Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 8:01am On Aug 24, 2013

Jumizie13: [b][/b]
This is quite hillarious. Kudos guy.

Thanks ma'am

Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 9:20am On Aug 21, 2013

Two guys (Akpos and Eazy) decided to break away from the psychiatric hospital after so many months of protesting to the Authorities that they were not mentally ret'a'rded.

They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat the watchman into a pulp, open the gate
and run away.

When they reached the gate on the day they planned, the watchman was not there and
the gate was wide open.
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Akpos and Eazy turned to each other and said.

"Sh'i't! our plan has failed.
Lets go back, we will try again tomorrow." grin

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Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by VanTee20(m): 1:37pm On Aug 20, 2013*

*Enters thread... reads the updates... Shakes his head*

Me go unfollow this thread o...

Pesin just dey laff like Madman nah ...

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 1:31pm On Aug 20, 2013

Rap maestro: uncle vantee

Lol. Uncle for where?... How are you doing btw?

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2013

Hello people...

Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 1:00pm On Aug 20, 2013

Ibroboss: Veetee20 or whatever u call urself,I 8 u and ur jokes but I dnt 8 u or neither do I 8 ur jokes u r muahhhhhh,olorun ngbo!

You are funny, guy... I was meaning to give u a e-slap before I read the concluding part of your post. God save u sha

Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2013

ekereku: No better medicine for laughter than this.

ekereku: Thanks guy.

ekereku: No better medicine for laughter than this.

Thank you very much for commenting sir. God bless u... cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 12:54pm On Aug 20, 2013

buyles: I read all ur jokes van, welldone, dey r all very funny:-) I read all ur jokes van, welldone, dey r all very funny:-)

Thanks Buyles, I'm glad you like the jokes cheesy

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Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 12:52pm On Aug 20, 2013

Jumizie13: keep it coming guy.

Thanks my sister...

Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by VanTee20(m): 11:57am On Aug 19, 2013

What happens when two of the best comedy writers on Nairaland drop that gargantuan ego writers are known to have () and decide to collaborate on a story? Simple! The readers are sure to develop mutiple injuries to their ribs due to excessive laughing.

Now that is exactly what I'm experiencing, my ribs just dey ache like mad. I don laff tire. Kudos to Foxy_Flow and Flow1759 jare. I dey feel dis ur story die. U guys are 20 much...

STILL I LEARN FROM FOXY, FLOW AND RED MOSSY...

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