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 Education › Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by VanTee20(m): 2:42pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Olayinkadon: In my own perspective,i tnk d cut off mark of a tin wud b decided based on d post utme performances/wat do u tnk?Nope... The cutoff mark is actually based on ur aggregate score which can be obtained by dividing ur jamb score by 8 (400/8 =50), then divide ur putme score by 2 (100/2 =50). Then add the scores together (50+50=100)... The maximum aggregate score is 100 while the minimum is 42.5... |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 1:40pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Rap maestro: Viewing this topic:I'm good bro, you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 6:55am On Aug 17, 2013 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 6:54am On Aug 17, 2013 |
JOYCEOUS: Tanks!You are most welcome my sister |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 6:53am On Aug 17, 2013 |
agb2011: welldone! you got me laughing from the beginning to the endThanks ma'am |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 6:52am On Aug 17, 2013 |
nabsprada: i've got 2 comment!!! dese jokes mek sense die,kip it coming...Thanks sir |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 6:50am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Akpos came home early from office one day and he was shocked to find his girlfriend (Ekaette) in the arms of his best friend (Eazy). He angrily sent Ekaette out of the room get. Then he confronted his friend Eazy saying. "What was that all about? Have u forgotten that she is my girlfriend." "I love your girlfriend and she loves me too," Eazy replied. "Are u nuts? She is my girlfriend. I love and she loves," Akpos pronounced angrily. After a long argument, Akpos suggested that they should fire guns to attract Ekaette's attention and pretend to be both dead, that way they will know who Ekaette loves most when she start mourning. Eazy agreed and they quickly fired the guns. Ekaette heard the gunshots and she rushed into room to find both Akpos and Eazy on the floor. At first she expressed shock and surprise, then almost immediately she started laughing loudly, then she shouted, "Kay, get out of that wardrobe, these two idiots are dead!" Akpos, who was pretending to be dead before, fainted from there! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by VanTee20(m): 8:14am On Aug 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Might not be able to update... My body aint feeling too well... Please bear with me. If I'm able to, I will make it up to you!!![/quote]Sorry bro, the Lord is your strength... |
| Literature › Re: Who Do You Guys Think Is The Best Writer Here on Nairaland by VanTee20(m): 11:59pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
gendebs: I always give maximum respect to this 3writter wheneva i com across thier write up.Really? Smh..... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 2:11am On Aug 14, 2013*. Modified: 2:34am On Aug 14, 2013 |
JOYCEOUS: Errrrmmmm! Me no undstnd dis one oo!Ok. The man asked the blonde to paint the PORCH of his house for $100, informing her that the paint to be used is in the garage. The blonde, however, thought he wanted her to paint a car called PORSCHE, so she went ahead to paint the man's car she found in the garage instead. After collecting her money, the blonde informed the man that his car is not a Porsche but a Lexus... Oya smile if u now understand |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 8:24pm On Aug 13, 2013*. Modified: 2:12am On Aug 14, 2013 |
A blonde, looking to earn some extra money, decided to offer her services as a "handy woman" and started canvassing an affluent nearby neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded. "How about $100?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" "She was just up here, how could she have missed it?" He queried. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're done already?" the husband asked in surprise. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats" Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $100 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added slowly, "your car, it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 8:18pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Thank you all, I dey enjoy all ya comments o... |
| Education › Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by VanTee20(m): 1:30pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
odufalut: u guys should check out my drafting concerning d cut-off.economics and dev 60-65,english and lit 55-60,sociology 55-60,psychology 50-55,demography and socio 50,microbiology 50,biotech 48,computer science 45-50,maths 45-50,all engineering can start from 45-60 base on d course and level of passes.Is this for the post utme score or some kind of composite score obtained frm d addition and division of d utme & post utme score? |
| Education › Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by VanTee20(m): 7:25am On Aug 12, 2013 |
adetola31: .. My friend, each course wil hav its own cut off mark depending on hw competitive it is, science may not be as high as d social science cos aspirants didn't do well, bt i wil tell u they wil giv those with high scores a better chance... Am nt here 2 give people false hope as at last yr d cut off ws 40. Lets just pray they admit more.. Bt wit d interview i heard, d available space is 500 and 7000 people sat 4 d exam.. Dis week will tell our faith... Lets God's will be done....You mean the cutoff for all courses will be decided this week?  |
| Education › Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by VanTee20(m): 7:55am On Aug 11, 2013 |
adetola31: I don't want to break people's heart bt 4rm a source, he said d cut off wil be high cos many people passd esp d social science.... 60% he said may be d least... I ws told nt yet confirmd... Bt lets keep our finger cross till next week... Available space 4 Admission is 500....Really? Can you please tell us how reliable your source is? How can we be sure u didn't just think this up? See my friend, this is a public forum which a lot of aspirants visit everyday and most of them take actions and decisions based on what they see here. Please take care about spreading unconfirmed, heart breaking, BP raising information. The fact that many social science students scored above 60% does not necessarily mean the cutoff for all courses will be pegged at 60%. SHALOM |
| Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by VanTee20(m): 9:49am On Aug 08, 2013 |
Choi! Foxy_Flow & Oga Flow no go keel pesin wit laff o .Errm Foxy_Flow, how come u have the same number on ur signature as Foxy_Rebirth na?  |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literature Quiz...you Can Join Anytime by VanTee20(m): 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Enohbong |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literature Quiz...you Can Join Anytime by VanTee20(m): 5:29pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Flow1759 |
| Literature › Re: Foxy-rebirth --- The Warriors Of The Delta (pidgin English) by VanTee20(m): 9:31am On Jul 31, 2013*. Modified: 9:50am On Jul 31, 2013 |
[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Night met us smoking marijuana under a blazing fire which we had lighted to keep us warm and scare the wild animals away. We were all seated silently pondering on the happenings earlier before Mustapha broke the silence.... To be continued!!!! I'm back like I forgot my BB charger[/quote]Which kain short update be dis?  |
| Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 4:54pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
phunmy dahdah: I love the story but I want to point out something, you earlier told fabinous (or whatever) that you couldn't speak pidgin well but you went all the way speaking pidgin and soliloquizing in pidgin. take noteI told him that, coz I wanted to avoid a conversation with him in pidgin, which I wasn't sure I'ld be able to follow quite well due to my flawed understanding of it(pidgin). The fact that I soliloquize and even express myself sometimes in Pidgin doesn't mean that I'm an authourity in it. Thanks for taking the time and commenting to read ma'am, God bless u. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 4:24pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
"Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks a patient. "No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor. "Please, just one kiss," she pleads. "Sorry ma'am," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be f'u'cking you." 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Layemii: Ohh vantee number 8 & 9 are my favourite lolThanks for commenting ma'am |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 4:11pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in sh'i't up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with sh'i't up to their noses. The Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with sh'i't up to their knees, drinking tea and eating bread. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some tea. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K. Tea break's over. Everyone back in on your heads!" 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 9:12pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Thanks all for the comments, my belle just dey sweet as I dey read am .@Mc Mastiff, go and create a thread for ur own jokes na |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 12:32pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Silkmoth33: hello vantee...Nothing much o Silkmoth. Hw's ur day going nah? |
| Literature › Re: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 10:54am On Jul 28, 2013 |
Congratulations Neduzze, your story is on the frontpage . Oya drop update for us make we use am celebrate. |
| Literature › Re: Literature Section Diary Thread by VanTee20(m): 9:01am On Jul 28, 2013*. Modified: 9:29am On Jul 28, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: Please post the link of your story with the genre its under thanks.www.nairaland.com/1204532/saviour-adventures-athanasius Title:- The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. Genre:- Fantasy. Sub-genre:- Sword and Sorcery. Kudos to Mynd, for the nice idea, and HBG, for the cool lecture. |
| Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 12:59am On Jul 28, 2013 |
iebanehita: Cool!!!Thanks bro, the truth is I have been too busy jacking to write the Epilogue, I'll make sure I write it as soon as I find time. |
| Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 12:54am On Jul 28, 2013 |
brosmart: When i started reading this story i was like ''man! Shakespheare don rise ni?'' bt towards d end u said to me ''shakespheare is dead, THIS IS VAN!.'' look, am not saying you are talented bro.Thank you very much bro. I really appreciate this |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 2:09pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Good pm people |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:38pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: Feraz, between u and Vantee who's older....? |
| Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 7:39am On Jul 26, 2013 |
2map: I'm waiting for that new story.Coming soon |
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