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For couple of months now I have been friends with a girl who happens to be the daughter of a senator,, just recently she admitted her feelings for me knowing perfectly well who I am (the average type)...… I actually met her through a visitation to my aunt who is also from the rich province.

now she wants to invite me to her father's house only on the conditions that if asked, I won't say I actually stay at ipaja cause her mother don't want her near the "mainland low lives" as she says.

at first I agreed, but waking up this morning I thought to myself, I am who I am..... so I called her and told her "I'm not lying about myself, maybe your mum should find you an 'island highlife' I'm who I am".

and a friend just sited my actions as a waste of opportunity,,

what y'all think?

Apparently you fall in one of the categories so......

lolz

watered:
Honestly if you try this before me ind name of 'impression' walahitalahi, bilahilaziminsalah I go matchet you.

u dey vex oo

Did you say impression.....lolz..... might eventually turn out to be a depression.


always stay original

share the GALA share the booze.......

sai baba

if you still think democracy can change this country..... you re jonzed.......


We need someone with the attitude of idiamin, Kim Jung oon, Gaddafi, Hitler, abacha, put together and with the heart and brain of Abraham Lincoln, MLK, JFK, Obama, ghandi and mandela put together to change the almost rotten country.....

PMB will just try ni...... and i pray God help him.

You might want to fail so you can sit 4 it again......


you would want to enjoy the freebies again

and you still call the bastard "my fiance"...... lady, that dude is your enemy cause he doesn't even care or love you at the slightest bit..


Greedy idiot

after looking 4 trouble, dem blast ur mama, u dey vex.......







Minding your business eliminates half of your problems...
idiot

animal cruelty......

Steve Harvey...... I wonder what the lady would have felt,, drastic humiliation

seen√

she got crush on lala

ladies hoping to see banana

the other two might be petites ........ I love her anyway

We innocently say "murder on the beat" as we all hear in the music..... although we are supposed to call it the way we heard it, but its not murder its actually "MUSTARD ON THE BEAT"......

Cooking up quotes from notable legends

1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872).

2. He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864).

3. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

4. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues – Alexander the III (1709).

5. He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

6. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing up his face, is capable of murder….obasanjo (1999)

7. Drinking Garri doesn’t mean you’re poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).

8. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

9. No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. – Buhari (1983)


10. He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton (1904).

11. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member – William Shakespeare (1788).

12. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria – Lord Lugard (1904).

13. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT – Goodluck Jonathan (2013)


14. Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is probably looking for a job. vault (1988)

I will just pretend am eating my best food....... pvssy


don't judge me

last PIC......

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Cutehector:
Means babe u too fine.... Just meet a yoruba girl and tell her, hey, eko ni baje oo.. She will just smile

Nigga

wow.... then arsenal needs abija or fadeyi

hilarious..... nigga be like masquerade sidekick

she self go collect D now....... evil alfa

RIP

seen√

OK oo

you can allow it and expect a "payback later"....... cos she go use am abuse you at the slightest argument.

lolz..... mutual relationship value...... cool plays