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Greed |
Modern slave legalization in the name covering minor jobs in Nigeria |
Kikikikikikiki |
Na play them de |
BlizzydoDo:lol |
BlizzydoDo:to da oza room |
fernandoc:Dirty Secrets Women Keep From Men - Anonymous why then is it a secret? They need to keep u like this
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Edwinmason:come down first
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nubian999:really |
Dirty secrets women keep from men – Think you know the fairer sex? Check out this list of women’s not-so-fair secrets. A friend of mine, a guy who used to occasionally step out on his woman and hook up with other girls, had the strangest theory about the female species. 1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom. 2. A good majority of us prefer to pee outside. And in the shower. And sometimes we really just want to do it in the hot tub, but we try to not do that one out of respect for everyone else in there. 3. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction. 4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified. 5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a party or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences. 6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us. 7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care. 8. We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious. 9. When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur. 10. When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable. The Frisky: 10 Things Men Need to Know About Women 11. If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material.
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Hehehehe lesbian back up cover |
Make I cry? |
vivaciousvivi:u must be a lesbian, it will never rest, n remove chidinma she is straight n not a lesbian, we know why we re still stressing on the embarrasing insult the gals re causing in ibo kingdom |
See them, na Governor him b, wetin una don achieve, wetin una papa keep 4 una nothing, narialand keep reply box open 4 una to de rant |
For her own head
On to the next post
Dj lala more fire |
shows him spraying
one million Nigerian dollars.
Abeg wich kind english b dis biko |
Good morning |
nairamaniac:lol |
Good morning |
Good morning |
Good morning |
They did not fold up, the escorted our first lady to the oza room |
The end |
1) AKON CEO of Konvict Music, opened doors with other African artiste – Stargist
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2) DON JAZZY Producer. CEO Mavin Records, MTN, Samsung and Loyal Milk endorsement. D’Banj, Kanye West, Beyonce and Jay Z on production credits.
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3) P SQUARE Music Duo featured on Forbes Africa twice, sold out concerts, presidential guest in at least 5 African countries, they fly private jets.
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4) D'banj Music Artiste. G.O.O.D Music deal, Sony Entertainment deal.
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5) WIZKID Music Artiste. EME artiste, Starboy CEO, affiliation with Disturbing London, several international collaborations, highest paid Pepsi ambassador in Africa, ambassador of MTN.
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6) 2FACE IDIBIA Music Artiste. 10million CDs and at least 7million digital sales, one campaign associated with Guinness, Haven Homes, Airtel Worldwide and philantropist – 2face foundation.
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7) ANSELMO RALPH Musically Artiste Samsung and Coca Cola ambassador, Perfume line, clothing label, multimillion dollar tour bus, Sony artiste.
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it's all lies I tell you 