Happy prismas

MMM is not for the weak brain

IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE MMM MESSAGE following a message on the MMM website this morning, 13/12/2016, many have misinterpreted it to mean MMM has been suspended for a month, but the part which made people think that is quoted as follows: "Hence, on the basis of the above mentioned, from now on all confirmed Mavro will be frozen for a month."- MMM Admin. Please this statement does not in any way mean that MMM activities have been suspended for a month, it only means that the usual two weeks RELEASE DATE will no longer hold, ur mavro must complete a month. all get help are still going to be paid, if u provide help 2day, ur release date will be one month from now. keep providing n getting help. Please rebroadcast this message till it becomes clear to everybody. Thanks.

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MMM is not for Kids

Mango head people I hail

Hmmm MMM heads n nigeria re ode Ooo, they may crashed b4 12th jan if de leave d stuff pause, or dem don run with style?

I came accross the picture from a facebook user Teewest Igd, he didn't say the exact location but
This is getting out of hand and WTF is the world turning
into? Human eating human . Has it gotten to that level??
Is this one recession or what sef?
God keep protecting us oo... I and my family must to win over this 2016 and move to 2017 in peace not in pieces

If u get money puzzy is nothing, guys stop getting useless hope frm ds stuff n go hustle

Amadioha

Beautiful Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh, has boldly confessed her newly found love for Jesus Christ as she announced that she was now a proud born-again Christian.

The bold declaration was made by the actress when she reacted to a tweet from singer, Lynx, who was chastising a follower for claiming that born-again Christians were boring.

Lynxx wrote:
“…The idea that following God is dry and boring is by far the biggest and saddest lie on earth….
“Dont blind fold ur mind, read and set ur self free… the
world has taught u that “Disobedience, sex, drugs and
alcohol equate to a Good Time” ?…i pray for the Holy Spirit to open ur eyes so that you may really start living your truth my brother ….”

Reacting to Lynxs’s message, however, Tonto said that she was proud of her fellow celebrity born again. she wrote: “Thank you so much Lynxx. Proud of You..
“#TeamCelebrityBornAgains #Called by God #NOT
ASHAMED TO SAY I AM SAVED #AM SAVED.
”

Meanwhile, Tonto Dikeh while speaking on Channels TV programme, Nollywood Uncut recently, revealed that she has a smooth relationship with Jesus, emphasizing that she is a born-again Christian. She however, admitted that she “backslid” but was now back to Christ.

According to The Cable, Tonto Dikeh said:
“I have always been a very good Christian, I would say
that I backslided, but I have come back to Christ and I
have immersed myself in Him again, I can now say I’m
born again.
“It doesn’t mean I cannot enjoy my life, I cannot be the
entertainer that I want to be, but I now live a good
Christian life, but I have always had a Christian
orientation.”

She said that people keep judging her for roles she plays in various movies, adding that she should not be judge based on fiction.

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Kemi Olunloyo is back again.. This time she isn’t posting
anything controversial, neither did she attack someone, a celebrity or a politician.
All she did was declare a “shirtless man” (Flavour),
Wanted.. Kemi says she wants flavour to get to her crib
NOW.. So they could SMASH.
She took to instagram to post a shirtless picture of the
singer, and captioned it:
#HNNSex WHO IS THIS GUY??
I want him in my crib tonight!
I need to SMASH him!
This guy can wake up my strategic areas!
If every #Nigerian man looked like this, then Jesus has
definitely returned!
Holla to me hot one!
HNNAfricanews@live.com
#MadamHNN
#MadamKOO
#KemiOlunloyo

A Federal High Court in Lagos on Tuesday sentenced three Bolivians to six years’ imprisonment for dealing in illicit drugs. The convicts are Reuben Jorge, Yhugo Moreno and Yerko Dorado. They were sentenced by Justice Oluremi Oguntoyinbo, who affirmed their guilty plea to the two counts pressed against them by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency. The convicts had been in detention since February 3, 2013, when they were arrested by operatives of the NDLEA on Daily Times Estate, Satellite Town, Lagos State, the base where they illegally produced Ephedrine and Methamphetamine. Before you continue, If you know you wanttomake N37000 from N7400 ClickBanner belowand sign up quick,it works 100% The convicts were said to have been housed by their Nigerian accomplices between November 2011, and February 2012, before they were caught. The NDLEA had told the judge that the foreigners violated Section 22 (a) of the NDLEA Act and were liable to be jailed for life or imprisoned for not less than 25 years. But in her judgment on Tuesday, Justice Oguntoyinbo said what the law prescribed was a maximum of 25 years, but that a judge could, based on his discretion, impose a lesser jail term. She therefore sentenced the convicts to six years on each count. She said the sentence would run concurrently and would start from February 3, 2013, when they were arrested. Justice Oguntoyinbo said, “It is, therefore, in the light of Section 22 (a) and Section 12 of the NDLEA Act, that these three defendants, having been found guilty and convicted of the offences alleged in counts one and two of the charge (sheet) dated the 18th day of February, 2013, are now sentenced on count one to a period of six prison years and on count two to a prison period of six years. “Both sentences shall run concurrently and shall be calculated from the date the defendants were first arrested, which is the 3rd day of February, 2013. The defendants have benefited from the commitment of their counsel. Both defendants and the NDLEA have a right of appeal.” Following the judgment, the three convicted foreigners jubilated outside the courtroom where they hugged one another and posed for a snapshot by Punch correspondent. The convicted foreigners were first arraigned on March 23, 2013, before Justice Ibrahim Buba of the same court, where they earlier pleaded not guilty to the initial six counts pressed against them by the NDLEA. Following their not guilty plea, Justice Buba admitted them to bail in the sum of N50m each with two sureties in like sum. The judge said one of the sureties must be an owner of a landed property in Lagos valued at not less than N10m, while the other must be a Bolivian with resident permit in Nigeria. The foreigners were equally ordered to report weekly and sign an attendance register at the office of the NDLEA, to show that they were still in Nigeria. They were mandated to sign and file an undertaking that they would not delay trial. In spite of the bail, the foreigners remained in detention as they found it difficult to perfect the bail.

How many folks do you know who say they don't want to drink anything before going to bed because they'll have to get up during the night. Heart Attack and Water - I never knew all of this ! Interesting....... Something else I didn't know ... I asked my Doctor why people need to urinate so much at night time. Answer from my Cardiac Doctor - Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body when you are upright (legs swell) . When you lie down and the lower body (legs and etc) seeks level with the kidneys, it is then that the kidneys remove the water because it is easier. This then ties in with the last statement! I knew you need your minimum water to help flush the toxins out of your body, but this was news to me. Correct time to drink water... Very Important. From A Cardiac Specialist! Drinking water at a certain time maximizes its effectiveness on the body 2 glasses of water after waking up - helps activate internal organs 1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal - helps digestion 1 glass of water before taking a bath - helps lower blood pressure 1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or heart attack I can also add to this... My Physician told me that water at bed time will also help prevent night time leg cramps. Your leg muscles are seeking hydration when they cramp and wake you up with a Charlie Horse. Mayo Clinic Aspirin Dr. Virend Somers, is a Cardiologist from the Mayo Clinic, who is lead author of the report in the July 29, 2008 issue of the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. Most heart attacks occur in the day, generally between 6 A.M. and noon. Having one during the night, when the heart should be most at rest, means that something unusual happened. Somers and his colleagues have been working for a decade to show that sleep apnea is to blame. 1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at night. The reason: Aspirin has a 24-hour "half-life"; therefore, if most heart attacks happen in the wee hours of the morning, the Aspirin would be strongest in your system. 2. FYI, Aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest, for years, (when it gets old, it smells like vinegar). Please read on... Something that we can do to help ourselves - nice to know. Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets. Why keep Aspirin by your bedside? It's about Heart Attacks. There are other symptoms of a heart attack, besides the pain on the left arm. One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating; however, these symptoms may also occur less frequently. Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack. The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep. If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water. Afterwards: - Call 911. - Phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by.- Say "heart attack!" - Say that you have taken 2 Aspirins. Take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and ...DO NOT LIE DOWN! A Cardiologist has stated that if each person after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life could be saved! I have already shared this information. What about you? Do forward this message. It may save lives! "Life is a one time gift"

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Blood of chidinma okeke

What!!

Ubi Franklin wife Lilian Esoro or Lillian franklin


Am not understand

My name is Mrs. Glory Desmond. I have been married for over 9 years, my husband is a hard working man of 43 years while I am 38 years. Even before my marriage I had always been enjoying spanking big pricks, So when I met my husband, we had active spanking always but after 5 years we could not have kids, things began to get twisted between us, he would leave the house and come back the next day and when I complain he will tell me I am supposed to have children to keep me company not him. One day, I got so angry that i slapped him because he refused satisfying me, we had a good spank for 1 hour but I was not satisfied, so he released and told me he was tired, this has been happening for over 2 years that I had to buy artificial prick to use most times I am in the mood. So one day, I decided to stop giving him food and being nice to him, this was why he reported me to the Senior Pastor of our church, the pastor requested to see me, when I went to his office on Tuesday he called me in and started talking, as he was telling me what my husband complained about I was deeply hurt, I could not hold it but ask him if my husband has told him how he has been neglecting me for years, he said no, at this point tears starting flowing down my eyes. The pastor came over to my sit and tried to pet me not to cry, as he got closer to me I could feel his seductive perfume, his heavy breath and masculine nature got me in the mood for a hot spank. As he held me, I didnt know when I held him and started k!ssing him, he kissed me for a while and suddenly he stopped and almost screamed, I have not been k!ssed that way for over 5 years now, his lips were so wet and mind blowing, the scent of his breadth made my pant wet… I held him back immediately as he was trying to free himself and k!ssed him again, he responded positively and then stopped and struggled to free himself from me, he succeeded and went back to his sit, we were both speechless for over 2 minutes until I broke the silence “Papa, I am sorry, it is just too difficult for me these days” I said. He responded with “it is okay, please just leave please”. So I left the office, wet as hell but a little bit happy that I have been k!ssed after such a long time. When i got home, I did not say a word to my husband through out the night, my mind was on the pastor, I was imagining how it will feel like to have him spank me badly. To have his prick inside my toto, this thought made me so heavy that I had to take a sip of Whiskey in order to sleep. I decided that no matter what, i must spank this pastor since it was crystal clear that my husband had a mistress outside and no longer desires me.
PART 2 COMING SOON

arma:
Na dem Igbos!!!Na dem Igbos!!!Na dem Igbos!!!

when some terrible happen to u now, u will 4get wat u just posted n blame ur village people u re hitting on igbo tradition be warned!

Icecomrade:


People like you can kill for money.

You think few landlords who show understanding when a tenant is not able to meet obligations are fools


There is a place for humanity beyond getting money into your pockets.


God will punish people like you

gossip gossip read the topic properly b4 u make people laugh at u, if u don't know wat deliberately means, seek oxford dictionary

Icecomrade:


Wicked landlord.

How do you want them to raise money to pay you after looking at their condition you also narrated.

Will you die if you don't get your 8month rent now?

Is your family going to survive on the rent.

What will happen to you if you show some understanding and give them more time to stablize

Raise money and pay off accrued rent.

Ops

You people are very wicked.

God will punish you people

I pity u, u don't know wat u typed, may d tenant assisted the landlord to build the house &buy d land

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