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Investment / Re: MMM Has Done It Again. This Is A Woow!!!!! by Vaxt(m): 9:27pm On Jul 29, 2017
excelglory:
Why is GH getting longer to be match. Four days now not merging
same with PH
Politics / Re: Aye Dee: Nigerians Being Lied To, Buhari & Governors Didn't Meet At Abuja House by Vaxt(m): 11:40pm On Jul 26, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Everyone expects Buhari to die.

But he is not going to die like that,
He will recover, resume work and when everyone is getting used to having a healthy President,

He will die like a thief in the night.
U
Romance / Re: Men See 4 Signs Your Woman Has Slept With A Lot Of Men (must Read) by Vaxt(m): 11:46am On Jul 25, 2017
ahmedbanj:
OP if I catch U ehn! mtchew nonsense...
abi die de hungry this one ni
Romance / Re: See 7 Ways To Know If Ur Lady Is In The Mood For S*x, (take Note Of Number 4) by Vaxt(m): 3:14am On Jul 16, 2017
Op u make brain
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Blasts MC Galaxy Again: My 2 Singles Are Doper Than Your 2 Albums by Vaxt(m): 2:41pm On Jul 10, 2017
Which Of Her Song Pass Sekem Ode Gal

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Crime / Re: PCRRU: How To Report The Unlawful Actions Of Nigerian Police officers by Vaxt(m): 11:22am On Jul 10, 2017
Day2logic:

I wonder o. NPF that's our friend
two Of Una Na Confirmed Police But Why U De Fear

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Romance / Re: Meet This Girl Whose Only 22 With 5 Kids And 3 Baby Daddies by Vaxt(m): 10:49am On Jul 10, 2017
Jesus navas
Phones / Re: 5 Ways To Deal With Social Media Backlash by Vaxt(m): 3:59pm On Jun 29, 2017
Just delete ur acct
Sports / Re: Iheanacho And Nwakali Hang Out Together by Vaxt(m): 3:58pm On Jun 29, 2017
eosigwe:
to tell you that they don't give A fccuk
guy go n cure ur konji. Stop using style to tell me am a boy.
Romance / Re: This Is The Mentality Every Broke Guy Should Have!!! by Vaxt(m): 1:15pm On Jun 28, 2017
ivolt:

If that is the case why are some broke men complaining of being rejected instead of facing their hustling ?
pls ask them
Sports / Re: Iheanacho And Nwakali Hang Out Together by Vaxt(m): 12:14pm On Jun 28, 2017
Lol why super chicken lose for home n still de snap picture

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Romance / Re: This Is The Mentality Every Broke Guy Should Have!!! by Vaxt(m): 11:19am On Jun 28, 2017
See this
op
suffer don confuse ur mentality, let me tell u if u re dirty even without bathing n u have a house and a good car trust u don't need to have problem getting a female, and finally, I don't know the country u posted this wrong cold poo from but in my country Nigeria money is everything don't argue with it op, wakeup op go n hustle.

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Crime / Re: We Are Under Pressure To Free Evans – Police by Vaxt(m): 6:12am On Jun 25, 2017
phensbassey:
free Evans
is what you will be doing if biafra come to existence? Legalising crime
Health / Re: Homemade Trap To Eliminate Mosquitoes by Vaxt(m): 12:16pm On Jun 20, 2017
cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44
Crime / Re: Evans' Wife's Brother Speaks: "She Hasn't Visited Home Since She Got Married" by Vaxt(m): 9:19am On Jun 20, 2017
Lol
Health / Homemade Trap To Eliminate Mosquitoes by Vaxt(m): 8:59am On Jun 20, 2017
ROLL BACK MALARIA!!!

Have you noticed the Mosquitoes are already
out?! If we all do this, we'll eliminate all the
mosquitoes in Nigeria. Here is a homemade
trap to help keep you and the kiddos from
being a blood donor!!!

HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP:

Items needed:

1 cup of water
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1 gram of yeast
1 2-liter bottle

HOW:

1. Cut the plastic bottle in half.
2. Mix brown sugar with hot water. Let cool.
When cold, pour in the bottom half of the
bottle.
3. Add the yeast. No need to mix. It creates
carbon dioxide, which attracts mosquitoes.
4. Place the funnel part, upside down, into the other half of the bottle, taping them together if desired.
5. Wrap the bottle with something black,
leaving the top uncovered, and place it outside in an area away from your normal gathering area. (Mosquitoes are also drawn to the color black.)

Change the solution every 2 weeks for
continuous control.

To SAVE this recipe, be sure to click SHARE so it will store on your personal page.

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Celebrities / Re: Drogba Reacts As Davido Builds House For Utibe, A Boy Fan (Pics) by Vaxt(m): 10:25pm On Jun 15, 2017
Wizkid build house & marrywife for my neighbor

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Romance / 53 Things A Guy Wished His Girlfriend Knew by Vaxt(m): 9:50am On Jun 10, 2017
THINGS A GUY WISHED HIS GIRLFRIEND KNEW:

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex
with them! *oh yeah..you're not "popular" if
you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a
PROSTITUTE!!

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but
before they go to sleep, they always think
about the girl they truly care about.

3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little
about what they're gonna say so there aren't
awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he
forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to
notice him.

6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-
boyfriend or ex love-interest.

7. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy
you talk to.

8. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that
they're still loved.

9. Don't talk about your guy friends to your
boyfriend.

10. Guys get jealous easily.

11. Guys are more emotional than they'd like
people to think.

12. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You
know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far from what
you are thinking. And he'll assume he did
something wrong and he'll obsess about it
trying to figure it out.

13. Guys are good flatterers when courting but
they usually stammer when they talk to a girl
they really like.

14. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy
girls presents. So they come up with ideas like
saving their lunch money for a week. But it
never works because guys are always hungry so
they end up asking the parents for money
anyway.

15. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

16. Guys are very open about themselves.

17. It's good to test a guy first before you trust
him. But don't let him wait too long.

18. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend
seeks help from about his problems with you
may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

19. If a guy tells you about his problems, he
just needs someone to listen to him. You don't
need to give advice.

20. A usual act that proves that the guy likes
you is when he teases you.

21. Guys love you more than you love them if
they are serious in your relationships.

22. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe
girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that,
he likes you a whole lot.

23. Guys think too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the
guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.

24. Guys seek for advice from girls not other
guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one
guy's confused, then we're all confused!

25. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

26. If the guy does something stupid in front of
the girl, he will think about it for the next
couple days or until the next time he spends
time with the girl.

27. No matter how much guys talk about butts
and boobs, personality is key.

28. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

29. When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying "Please come and listen
to me."

30. Guys don't really have final decisions.

31. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to
him. It doesn't always happen, so when it does,
you know something's up.

32. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you
or is never around when you're with your
boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

33. When a guy looks at you for longer than a
second, he's definitely thinking something.

34. Guys like femininity not weakness.

35. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than
they do.

36. A guy has more problems than you can see
with your naked eyes.

37. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated
and give up easily.

38. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too
much.

39. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk
about guys.

40. Guys hate rejection.

41. A guy would give out one of his testicles to
be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

42. No guy can handle all his problems on his
own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

43. Not all guys are assholes. Just because One
is a DOG doesn't mean he represents ALL of us.

44. We don't like girls who are too SLIM.

45. We love it when girls talk about their
BOOBS.

46. Always make sure you know what kind of
stuff you're getting into before making out with
a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not
...

47. Shy guys are the easiest to talk to..it may
not seem right but trust me, they will start
opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unnoticeable
tell them about yours..

48. When a guy hits your butt it, means that he
wants you sexually

49. All guys are ticklish on the ribs..

50. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you; keep
doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his
neck really hurts...

51. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health
just to be with you, he really likes you and
wants to be with you as much as possible.

52. Your best friend is the guy who loves you
more than any other ever could. He would do
anything to be with you, and will always love
you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could
change the stars to make you happy. He would
go to the end of the world for you and loves
you deeply.

53. We want everybody to SHARE this to
Educate other Women.

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Music/Radio / Re: Get Ready To Start A Party Where You Are! It’s DJ Nonny Mix by Vaxt(m): 6:32pm On Jun 09, 2017
Dj Nonny on deck
TV/Movies / Re: "Kemen Was Evicted Because BBNaija Is A Cult With Secrets" - Lady Claims by Vaxt(m): 2:31am On Mar 09, 2017
Nma27:
D game was fixed, d referee was bribed.
olodo remember na wetin u de tell ur papa wen u get F9
TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Kemen Apologizes To Tboss And All Women by Vaxt(m): 10:01pm On Mar 08, 2017
Biggcake:

Sharrap, you craddle robber.... Are you any holy?

Abeg leave the guy joor. The apology wasnt for you obnoxious little rat. The apology was for women and they have duely accepted it.
even olosho we de smell, theif, rapist, Hiv/aids patients & mental patient wey de well small small go follow they condemn the star, while their lives re really tired.

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Kemen Apologizes To Tboss And All Women by Vaxt(m): 9:51pm On Mar 08, 2017
YoungBlackRico:
Yet some ladies on here openly supported his disgraceful act...I noticed one moniker in particular Midehi2 or something (Really shameful coming from a lady). I decided not to respond to this person's post yesterday 'cause I thought sometimes it's best to let ignorant people learn on their own.

©YBR
n wetin dis 1 de talk
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is A Prostitute by Vaxt(m): 8:49pm On Mar 08, 2017
Bumbae1:

Deep !
deep w hore
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is A Prostitute by Vaxt(m): 8:49pm On Mar 08, 2017
Bumbae1:

Deep !
deep w hore
Politics / Re: Bbnaija : Akwa Ibom Assembly Speaker 'onofiok' Supports Kemen by Vaxt(m): 3:12pm On Mar 06, 2017
tmgold007:

I dont blame you...two of you are birds of same feather...pervert like u.....useless fellow...ur mate dey where dem dey count billions you dey here dey press fone....stupid fellow. ..u better go and kill your self make fraustration no kill you
e pain am Ooo lol kikikikiki na my 15 yrs old bro blast u, no let me write my own Ooo
TV/Movies / Re: 'I Never Gave Kemen Consent'- Tboss Reveals How She Found Out Kemen Violated Her by Vaxt(m): 12:21pm On Mar 06, 2017
The lie strong

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Romance / Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Vaxt(m): 12:17pm On Mar 06, 2017
olasaad:
Joro....social media counsellor. Most of this point are not even relevant in marital counselling
1 of dem spotted t-boss them 33yrs no marriage
Politics / Re: Bbnaija : Akwa Ibom Assembly Speaker 'onofiok' Supports Kemen by Vaxt(m): 12:13pm On Mar 06, 2017
tmgold007:
See his head like idiami yansh......stupid Fellow...mtsheww
ur mate de husband hous de talk u de hotel with ur papa mate de yab star

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TV/Movies / Re: Bisola Calls Tboss A White Witch For Causing Kemen's Disqualification by Vaxt(m): 11:45pm On Mar 05, 2017
veekid:
Thank God the truth is out..... And housemates have apologized to TBoss....... Everyone that judged her wrongly should also apologize
may u apologise to your enemy non sense boi
TV/Movies / Re: Hilarious Reactions Trail Kemen's Disqualification From Big Brother Naija by Vaxt(m): 11:24pm On Mar 05, 2017
jerrymej:
Kemen Kemen, how market?
alert! 1 of kemen village witch spotted

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