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Good Morning, still available |
Good Morning, the Land is still available |
atimealvin14:fake news, CBN & Apc be giving broke nigeria medias money, the truth must come out 1 day |
DeBlessedOne:I hear u buhari the english teacher |
I know some people might take me as a bad girl but I don't care. I am going to state the fact and hey I am here to have fun 1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue 2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start kissing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming 3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me) 4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house? 5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later 6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating.
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Obanje alert |
Lol |
MMM so happy the day I found u |
So?
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Ok |
Hope say no be just for mouth una de talk am |
U mean it
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MarkGeraldo:seun lalasticlala |
One person using different account to comment against MMM, we just decovered that, create another lie this one small |
A teenager who sheds her skin every six weeks due to a rare condition that dries it out has been thrown out of school because classmates are scared of her. Shalini Yadav, 16, suffers from Erythroderma, an inflammatory skin disease also known as ‘red man syndrome’, which doctors are unable to treat. She needs to soak her body in water every hour and smear it in moisturiser every three hours to prevent it from seizing up and flaking off. But her family of eight cannot afford the cream and she has shed her skin every 45 days since she was born. And she has now been thrown out of school because the other children are scared of her because of her snake- like appearance. Her desperate mother Devkunwar said: ‘Shalini is suffering from the disease since childhood. ‘We saw several doctors but none of them could cure her and her condition has continued to get worse. ‘I feel so helpless when I see her skin coming off, causing excruciating pain to my child. ‘This disease is not killing her but taking her life bit by bit. We have no idea where to go to and who to consult.’ Devkunwar, a care-giver in a state-funded community centre, is so heart-broken she says death would be kinder to her daughter. She added: ‘It is better to die than living a life of misery.’ Shalini’s two siblings Sejal, 15, and Price, eight, are normal with no such complication. Her father Rajbahadur, a daily wage worker, said: ‘It’s really sad because she was not born normally and has scaly skin all over her body. ‘It is similar to being severely burnt, from the sole of her feet to her head.’ Shalini said: ‘I wanted to study but they threw me out of school as the children would get scared by seeing my face. ‘Everybody in the family is suffering because of my medical condition. ‘But what is my fault? What sin did I commit to be cursed with such a disease. I want to live. ‘Please help me, if you can.’
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MMM is not for children & parrots. |
dacblogger:lomantic |
Tell Nigerians Ooo, pastors worshippers, my pastor say this my pastor say that god of ur pastors hmmm naija there is only 1 supreme God, God almighty JESUS. |
I be no 9 |
Come and see the girl wey carry well for her waist wey I nearly fetch water
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Hello pretty damusel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid. My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training. Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate. All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china. Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u. Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands. A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me. Your loving faithfully, Aguyi Ndi enyi m yo
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If u drink him water u go high |
Ride on boss |
Go now |
None but Many will boast here, Nairaland members, jealously, haters, badbelle, envy n e.t.c una well don Ooo |
Na by that one, Bleep boy na Bleep boy, ashawo na ashawo |
chineduho:thunder like the weight of a planet |
Nairaland be battling MMM like Nigeria & biafra |

