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THINGS A GUY WISHED HIS GIRLFRIEND KNEW:

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex
with them! *oh yeah..you're not "popular" if
you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a
PROSTITUTE!!

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but
before they go to sleep, they always think
about the girl they truly care about.

3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little
about what they're gonna say so there aren't
awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he
forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to
notice him.

6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-
boyfriend or ex love-interest.

7. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy
you talk to.

8. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that
they're still loved.

9. Don't talk about your guy friends to your
boyfriend.

10. Guys get jealous easily.

11. Guys are more emotional than they'd like
people to think.

12. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You
know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far from what
you are thinking. And he'll assume he did
something wrong and he'll obsess about it
trying to figure it out.

13. Guys are good flatterers when courting but
they usually stammer when they talk to a girl
they really like.

14. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy
girls presents. So they come up with ideas like
saving their lunch money for a week. But it
never works because guys are always hungry so
they end up asking the parents for money
anyway.

15. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

16. Guys are very open about themselves.

17. It's good to test a guy first before you trust
him. But don't let him wait too long.

18. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend
seeks help from about his problems with you
may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

19. If a guy tells you about his problems, he
just needs someone to listen to him. You don't
need to give advice.

20. A usual act that proves that the guy likes
you is when he teases you.

21. Guys love you more than you love them if
they are serious in your relationships.

22. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe
girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that,
he likes you a whole lot.

23. Guys think too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the
guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.

24. Guys seek for advice from girls not other
guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one
guy's confused, then we're all confused!

25. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

26. If the guy does something stupid in front of
the girl, he will think about it for the next
couple days or until the next time he spends
time with the girl.

27. No matter how much guys talk about butts
and boobs, personality is key.

28. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

29. When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying "Please come and listen
to me."

30. Guys don't really have final decisions.

31. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to
him. It doesn't always happen, so when it does,
you know something's up.

32. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you
or is never around when you're with your
boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

33. When a guy looks at you for longer than a
second, he's definitely thinking something.

34. Guys like femininity not weakness.

35. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than
they do.

36. A guy has more problems than you can see
with your naked eyes.

37. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated
and give up easily.

38. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too
much.

39. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk
about guys.

40. Guys hate rejection.

41. A guy would give out one of his testicles to
be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

42. No guy can handle all his problems on his
own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

43. Not all guys are assholes. Just because One
is a DOG doesn't mean he represents ALL of us.

44. We don't like girls who are too SLIM.

45. We love it when girls talk about their
BOOBS.

46. Always make sure you know what kind of
stuff you're getting into before making out with
a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not
...

47. Shy guys are the easiest to talk to..it may
not seem right but trust me, they will start
opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unnoticeable
tell them about yours..

48. When a guy hits your butt it, means that he
wants you sexually

49. All guys are ticklish on the ribs..

50. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you; keep
doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his
neck really hurts...

51. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health
just to be with you, he really likes you and
wants to be with you as much as possible.

52. Your best friend is the guy who loves you
more than any other ever could. He would do
anything to be with you, and will always love
you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could
change the stars to make you happy. He would
go to the end of the world for you and loves
you deeply.

53. We want everybody to SHARE this to
Educate other Women.

Dj Nonny on deck

Nma27:
D game was fixed, d referee was bribed.

olodo remember na wetin u de tell ur papa wen u get F9

YoungBlackRico:
[color=#CC6600]Yet some ladies on here openly supported his disgraceful act...I noticed one moniker in particular Midehi2 or something (Really shameful coming from a lady). I decided not to respond to this person's post yesterday 'cause I thought sometimes it's best to let ignorant people learn on their own.[/color]

[color=#848b79]©YBR[/color]

n wetin dis 1 de talk

Bumbae1:
Deep !

deep w hore

Bumbae1:
Deep !

deep w hore

tmgold007:
I dont blame you...two of you are birds of same feather...pervert like u.....useless fellow...ur mate dey where dem dey count billions you dey here dey press fone....stupid fellow. ..u better go and kill your self make fraustration no kill you

e pain am Ooo lol kikikikiki na my 15 yrs old bro blast u, no let me write my own Ooo

The lie strong

olasaad:
Joro....social media counsellor. Most of this point are not even relevant in marital counselling

1 of dem spotted t-boss them 33yrs no marriage

tmgold007:
See his head like idiami yansh......stupid Fellow...mtsheww

ur mate de husband hous de talk u de hotel with ur papa mate de yab star

veekid:
Thank God the truth is out..... And housemates have apologized to TBoss....... Everyone that judged her wrongly should also apologize

may u apologise to your enemy non sense boi

jerrymej:
Kemen Kemen, how market?

alert! 1 of kemen village witch spotted

Debbie Rise, born Oluwarise Deborah Ebun who is a
professional guitarist is one of the strong contenders for
the N25M prize in the on-going Big Brother Naija.
Below are 8 Things about the professional
guitarist:

1. Debbie Rise was born on December 20th in Kaduna
State.

2. Debbie is a graduate of Computer Science with a
major in Graphics and Web Application
Development from the Federal University of
Technology, Yola.

3. She speaks both Yoruba and Hausa.

4. She is a self-professed tomboy.

5. She was the first runner-up of the third edition of
Nigerian Idol.

6. From football, to dancing, to Taekwondo she’s a
bonafide fitness freak.

7. Debbie Rise has performed at major events within
and outside the country including Felabration,
Afropolitan Vibes at Freedom Park, the National
Museum, Fotoplus Award night, Purple Account event
powered by Wema Bank at Obafemi Awolowo
University, Ile-Ife.

8. The fast rising performer has recorded about four
singles such as No Cunny Cunny, Gagabu, Can’t stop me
and Winner.

Watch Debie-Rise's music video for 'No Cunny
Cunny' below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foYZzeCGP6o

mascot87:
So what is so special about that video? Big brother is a foool

this big brother na He goat, e b like say him de like T-boss, n de don't show all her diary session, every sector for naija de corrupt

frank317:
How is big brother show about sex? Are u pervert?

see pervert de reply, swear on ur forefather grave that u re not watching it cus of sex, see him head

Genea:
all ritualists, your children would be used for rituals too... ahn aahn this is bad, my spirit is angry

ogbeni keep quiet n advice girls to stop d big eye package n keep their self for their future husband, chikina.

INTROVERT:
Sad loss

kikikikikikiki I no understand the meaning

farouk0403:
FTC guy calm down this post will not reach Front page, if it does, I will quit nairaland.

oya pack

My Ex is dead, I don't advice the dead

An officer with the Nigerian police force affirming the popular phrase - Bail Is Free.
Now the question is simple.
Is Bail really free in Nigeria?

Ashawo will support T-boss Continue n rep ur smelly hustle

Hmmm

Sign post

Igbo

Lol

GreenMavro:
MMM eh...is back again, I tot it was gone before, all the guilders eh, will frown at this, oh my GH eh must not exceed PH by 3.


some guilders fit kill dere self cos of this....the millions in there Mavro wey dem no work for will be frozen!


*BREAKING NEWS*
Acting President Prof Yemi Osinbajo, has appointed former President Muhammadu Buhari as Nigeria High *Commissioner to UK* .
His major assignment includes amongst others, receiving of *Nigerian delegations* to UK and receiving *international calls * Snapping pictures with his visitors*

hmmmmmm

Nigerians if you strong claim wat u can