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Make i laugh?

I received mine via sms. I scored 97%. When is the next step?

Pls anybody in the house that has a copy should send it to me via oshivin2k3@yahoo.com

Toilet shytin

Edo people are just too inteligent.
Uniben in Edo state is the no1 university in Nigeria. Again, the best student in Unilag is an Edo boy.

Not again

Very easy

That awkward moment when u whisper in ur frend's ear and he closes his nose and say hmmm!
That awkward moment when u mistook a cockcroach for crayfish.
That awkward moment when u say a joke and nobody laughs.

The poster was born and brought up in England. @op are u fluent in speaking your native language?

I will mistakenly bomb her.

Will you recommend urine therapy to one who is diabetic considering the fact that he is passing out excess sugar from his system through urine?

Edo has the best delicacy

You deep the bread in the tea or you the deep the tea on the bread or eat both independently whats the difference? In as much as both tea and bread goes into the stomach. Abi your tommy fit diffrentiate when tea or bread comes in? "Anyhow is a how" Mtchewwwws.

Mine was a very BAD blunder. I used kerosine in place of groundnut oil while cooking stew.

Pls house. I have interest of leading this great country to the promise land. I can't just achieve this by mere talking but by action, therefore I want to begin by becoming a member of a political party. I have chosen PDP this is not attributed to her being good or bad but I believ its a viable institution with structures over all the state. Kindly give me information to becoming a member. I reside in Lagos particular Ajeromi Ifelodun LGA

Tedyk:
I hate semo with love

is it that you lovely hate semo or hately love semo.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]That cocoyam soup. Don't know the name. Hate it.[/color]

ofé isala. The ibo name for cocoyam soup.

Most girls see relationship as a means of transfering their burdens on men. And this makes most men to backout (including me since the last 2 months)

I de laff

There is nobody that has not eaten or tasted food that looks good to others but bad to you.
Mine is "wara" made from unrefined cow milk somehow resembles cheese. I hate it with passion.

It is the messing/farting effect thats is the fun in eating beans

I eat chicken only on chrismas day. If xmas occurs five times a year i wil eat chicken five times that year, but unfortunately it occurs once in a year

@op which brand of malt drink are researching on. Some consumer may prefer a brand to others because of either of the features: taste, price, colour, brand prestige, foam/bubble, sugar level, packaging(nature of the bottle), peer influence etc.

D only way is to grind more pepper until ur hands are farmiliar with pepper with this pepper will pepper you no more. Pepper no dey pepper, pepper.

Woman that cannot cook hmmmmm! I can't marry her. NEVER

This question is like asking whether is eating eba good?
Eba = garri + hotwater while drinking garri =garri + cold water.

Eba and Egusi soup with unfried chicken.

Sike:
Mehn! So efribudy luvs wot is sweet?? I no know!

stay there make pant de wear you

Firstly, the garri should be Ijebu garri.
Then I will use cold water this will go well without sugar. Lastly, I will add roasted groundnut to it.
This is confirmed heaven on earth.