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obj's regime has the higiest occurence of plane crashes. obj's regime has the higiest occurence of plane crashes.

mcnepow: That awkward moment when u try to disguise yoself during a religious crisis then your phone rings blarring 'somebody shout halleluyah!'.

that akward moment wen u are killed

Mdfadash thanks for the info. and for letting me know that i can get more information through their site.

Pls house. I want to contributing my quota to the development of Nigeria . I can't just achieve this by mere talking but by action, therefore I want to begin by becoming a member of a political party. I have chosen PDP this is not attributed to her being good or bad but I believ its a viable institution with structures over all the state. Kindly give me information to becoming a member. I reside in Lagos particular Ajeromi Ifelodun LGA

May be catholic church does not allow half naked dressing.
Catholics dont speak in tongues that nobody will understand.
Catholics are too holy.
Catholics dont perform fake miracles

Boko haram, why did u kill my parent?

born2fuck:
I thank God say,I no kuku dey go church again.may dem no come bomb us for clubs and ashewo joints for lagos.me don tire of boko haram

you are not always serious in everything. I dont think your father is proud of you.

When evrybody is sparkin engris meself I must spake my own engris here, beforeall jonata patience must nt carried first

Make i laugh?

I received mine via sms. I scored 97%. When is the next step?

Pls anybody in the house that has a copy should send it to me via oshivin2k3@yahoo.com

Toilet shytin

Edo people are just too inteligent.
Uniben in Edo state is the no1 university in Nigeria. Again, the best student in Unilag is an Edo boy.

Not again

Very easy

That awkward moment when u whisper in ur frend's ear and he closes his nose and say hmmm!
That awkward moment when u mistook a cockcroach for crayfish.
That awkward moment when u say a joke and nobody laughs.

The poster was born and brought up in England. @op are u fluent in speaking your native language?

I will mistakenly bomb her.

Will you recommend urine therapy to one who is diabetic considering the fact that he is passing out excess sugar from his system through urine?

Edo has the best delicacy

You deep the bread in the tea or you the deep the tea on the bread or eat both independently whats the difference? In as much as both tea and bread goes into the stomach. Abi your tommy fit diffrentiate when tea or bread comes in? "Anyhow is a how" Mtchewwwws.

Mine was a very BAD blunder. I used kerosine in place of groundnut oil while cooking stew.

Pls house. I have interest of leading this great country to the promise land. I can't just achieve this by mere talking but by action, therefore I want to begin by becoming a member of a political party. I have chosen PDP this is not attributed to her being good or bad but I believ its a viable institution with structures over all the state. Kindly give me information to becoming a member. I reside in Lagos particular Ajeromi Ifelodun LGA

Tedyk:
I hate semo with love

is it that you lovely hate semo or hately love semo.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]That cocoyam soup. Don't know the name. Hate it.[/color]

ofé isala. The ibo name for cocoyam soup.

Most girls see relationship as a means of transfering their burdens on men. And this makes most men to backout (including me since the last 2 months)

I de laff

There is nobody that has not eaten or tasted food that looks good to others but bad to you.
Mine is "wara" made from unrefined cow milk somehow resembles cheese. I hate it with passion.

It is the messing/farting effect thats is the fun in eating beans