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asha 80: hehe this thread go reach 8 pages. on a more serious note i do not think these(apart from maybe the school) are what the average man wants to see.

thank you very much...apart from that school,every other construction is within govt house...you need to go to places like world bank and douglas and see their roads....make him no arrange govt house na...mtshew

twinskenny: is anyone experiencing something like dis?? started before the liverpool vs man u game on dstv regular decoder... can we sue them?

its happening here too...

olalekanba: yes, can even used to make voice calls.

pls am interested...will pay 30k...where are you?

Pls is it inbuit 3g?

Na wa ooo

Pls i need to know if any nairalander has recieved any message from diamond bank as regards their test that is coming up soon...

National Agency for the
Prohibition of Traffic in
Persons and Other Related
Matters (NAPTIP) yesterday
Saturday 15th September,
2012, announced that they
rescued 10 Nigerian girls
forced to work as
prostitutes in Abidjan, Cote
d'Ivoire
NAPTIP said the 10 rescued
sex workers are from Edo,
Delta, Rivers and Benue
states, with Edo topping the
list with six girls.
NAPTIP said the rescue
operation was done in
collaboration with the
regional bureau office of
Interpol in Abidja and
carried out based on a tip-
off. The agency said the
rescued girls will undergo
medical screening,
counseling and eventually
rehabilitation.

Hello nairalanders,i dont know if this topic has been tackled before but i want to know if its possible to run Windows OS on an Apple laptop...gurus in the house pls help out

Proverb 5 vs. 19

Nice one

Pls nlanders,what network is best for data services....personally i shuttle between Glo and Airtel so i want to know what network is used most.

pDude: It's election year once again

and what happens when we do our elections,they(politicians) carry tinted glass cars and wear their expensive cloths and are like feets away from the crowd...the truth is during election in nigeria,even local govt chairmen can stoop so low,they are too proud

Screwface: Guy! Come back here!! What did you just type here?

lmfao...i don laff wan fall enter gutter

I can marry a girl that is even 3years older than me...what matters most is the compactibility

drnoel: Guys, I have a story to share with u guys. Its true in all counts cos I know who it happened to.

A couple started dating recently, lets say 3 months. They were still getting 2 know themselves. He know she liked him very much and he loved being with her. They both agreed 2 be honest and speak plainly 2 each other and not hide anything.
She didn't tell her bf/spouse that she was coming 2 see him till she got 2 where he stays. She then called him on the mobile 2 know were he was and he told her he was home and that she should please come up 2 his/her apartment only 2 find him fully clothed lying on the edge of the divan with another woman u don't know (u've neva seen the other woman before) watching Television. Both were fully clothed but the other woman lay face-down and ur spouse/bf lay face-up and was using the other lady's ass as a sort of pillow.
When u walked into the apartment that was what greeted ur eyes. Her bf/spouse calls her name and says "sweety please come, come in. How now, God I've missed u. Am glad u came". He was still lying on the bed with his head on the make-shift pillow (the other womans ass), he didn't jump out of the bed like she caught him doing something bad.

To even add insult 2 injury he tells his gf, "sweety come of meet someone, this person is called,....., she is my new girl friend. Would u leave the house immediately and walk away or would u stay and try 2 understand what is enfolding before ur eyes.

Well the woman in question was so shocked that she almost had a heart attack. She just sat there, she couldn't cry or laugh, she just sat there looking at the two or them.
The questions are; What would u do if u were in that situation?
Would u leave the house immediately and walk away or would u just stay and try 2 understand what is enfolding before ur eyes?

this doesn't make sense,what if the person was his sis or a close friend and was just pulling her legs

badtestguy: Nadiya i don't think it's ur past that is the problem here, but rather i think it's more of ur lifestyle, u say u're done with indecency but take a look at ur profile pix, if that is really u nobody in his right senses would wanna marry someone as slutty as dat. Even here in Nigeria that people have problem with that kind of a lifestyle, former prostitutes still gets married, not to talk about America which u claim. so I'll say try to get ur act together and settle down if u really want to.

yeah,you have got a big point there,her profile picture says so many crazy things about her... @ op re u still into such lifestyle cos it see seems you still want to be reckoned as a lovepeddler,start by changing your profile picture....dont forget to hit me up

The problem is that in this part of the world,people tend to have a P with such profession and believe me,it will be hard to find a keeper...nothing is impossible though...hit me up on venorite@gmail.com for a chat

deshclones: ...things dey happen sha...infact to marry dey fear me.....the guy suppose use slap blind her eye...geeeeezzzzzzzz

just what i had in mind...so many relationship and marriage problems,i dont blame all dis playboy wey no wan involve dem self for any relationship

slimyem: op,the guy is what my people call abelejayan'
Im dey smoke fish for person wey get fish.
Tell am welldone o!!

i tire for dis kind waka oooo,nutin wey persen no go see for dis naija

I'm sure you all heard that the once famous dance hall star was allegedly battered in the early hours of Monday August 20th by policemen from the Isashi police station, at Iyana Isasha, Ojo, Lagos.
Baba Fryo said he was beaten upby at least 5 police men after he tried to stop them from beating some ladies at a club he was performing at in the area.
After the beating, Baba Fryo was admitted in a hospital for many days where he received treatment for fractured waist, swollen eyes, and broken ankle.
The Denge Pose crooner has now employed the services of a lawyer and plans to sue the police for N50million in compensatory damages .

ms pookie:
she will soon marry him for her son

lol na so na...women and their reasoning,very shallow

Adecement2: A young boy was walking home

after school when he saw a small

puppy. He picked it up & touched it.

Then he touched it again.

He touched it once again, touched

and touched and touched it for

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Like I said in the beginning, A

VERY TOUCHING STORY!

Lolz.... <thunder fire u if u insult me>

no mind dem jare,it actually made me smile

Dahbutter: I don't think it polite to b fukin and beating an elderly person

f**king and beating an elderly person alright

I saw this on my facebook page and decided to share

I don't want my name to be published. I need Advices. I am 25years and she is 31years old. We started dating 2years ago. She already as one child for her ex boy and they are no longer together again. Around last year i noticed she always have her picture taken with someone which i don;t know and she always seems to delete her text. i never knew the father of her child. so i don;t know what he look like.Around last year june i noticed she started acting strange.. which am 100% sure she seeing someone. for almost 3months i didn;t get to see her. Around november last she came to my house and i asked why she was avoiding me. I asked if she seeing the father of her child,she burst into tears that it was a mistake that she doing it because of her son. and i asked if he slept with her, she said yes. I was so hurt that i didn;t know when i hit her. because i trusted her so much. i decided to forgive her, she continue being that perfect girlfriend. Telling it is me she love, she doesn;t love her ex. few weeks ago, i noticed they still call each other and been seeing each. she keep on telling she is sick and at home. she told me in tears that she doesn;t know how she ended up in ondo, that her ex called to follow her and they were in a room, they slept together. that all what she is doing is for her son. I don;t really know what to do. She's been through alot with me, a very good girl.We have the ex issue sydrome. Please any advice will be appreciated because i was thinking to end it all.. because i know this gonna happen again and this time around i might kill her. because i have made alot of sacrifice because of her despite she older than me with 6years, she never concieved for once.
What do you guys think?

[quote author=Ice Angel]U guys have said enough. I think i have realize my mistakes now... So pls stop bombing me b/4 i faint. Mmmmmm crys.. Crys.. Crys.. :Ps[/quote]pls u can modify the post and i advice u beta do from the topic to the body of the thread...u guys shouldn't make english a do or die affair...if u cant write english,use pidgin pls...dis is nairaland made for naija and not english land

[quote author=Ice Angel]A girl told her fiance that she is pregnant for him. Thinking and wishing that the boy ll be fast in their marriage issue, but the boy told her that she should abort the baby saying that, they need to plan their future. This was his words. Baby pls u know that you came from a poor home and your dad is dead, so i want to make this life a happy place for you, so let's not rush things. I don't want people to see as a girl that went into marriage with pregnancy, i want them to see you as girl that go into marriage because you want it and not because of one thing or the order. Pls guys tell me IS THIS A TRUE LOVE, DOES HE REALLY WANT TO MARRY THE GIRL? [color=#990000][/color][/quot]

english don suffer ooo @op a girl or a guy

Funny pictures