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GideonG: @venorite Let me give you the best of advise on what you need in programming.

The single most important thing you need is the passion and determination
that comes with the burning desire to learn and progress.
Once you have that extreme passion, you will be a very good programmer
in a short period of time, and all other tools will naturally come your way
in order to succeed.

Programming is fun, programming is very sweet. There is absolutely nothing
that interest me like programming.

thanks bro,am so grateful....have always wanted to be a programmer,thats my passion.pls where are you located cos i wont mind someone giving me a walkthrough.

candieangel12: I dunno how my future hubby will react but hopefully he will be a strong man that wont be a wimp at the sight of childbirth, especially since I want 2 have my children naturally at home in the bathtub. Something about water birth fascinates me

wierdo....ure so wierd

candieangel12: I live alone. But when I visit my parents place, no1 wakes up to talk. And then again, I dont sleep at night.

have been reading your post on so many threads and believe me,you are so wierrrrdddd....you dont sleep @ night?...na wa ooo,witchcraft in action

[quote author=Blue diamond]Many wil not understand this.
OP is 100% right.[/quote
u no dey Bleep?....mtschew

am so grateful for your response.pls as a newbie,what to i need apart from a computer for starters.

GideonG: The best advise I will give you is to save your money and study on your own!
start with HTML then CSS then Python or PHP (choose one).

Don't waste your money in any NIIT like institute. go to Youtube there are
better and up to date training videos you can download for free!

you can start from www.w3schools.com
www.homeandlearn.co.uk

I wish you the best.

There is absolutely nothing as sweet as programming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pls am a newbie and i intend going for a programming course at NIIT.the problem am having is in choosing which particular course to g for....pls i need the gurus to pls help me in deciding...which one will be more beneficial in our country,nigeria...response needed.

And these useless police will always say otherwise....nigeria and nigerians,which way forward?

saintneo: see picture.

thanks bro

Saw this online and decided to share....heard they hired an helicopter to distribute the recharge card.....lol...naija for life
www.nairaland.com/attachments/855709_Acn2_gif267900a1dcc3b945c69fca3e94390b61

Do people still live in maidugiri?they should scrap that state abeg...mtschew

where did he get millions of pounds sterlings...tax payers money....God help us all

bros go mari first...substitute plenty

All this girls on NL are claiming to go out without make up.who then uses the make up?....me i guess

Wierd things happen nowadays...re u even sure its even a good idea getting married....

NovusHomo: Aren't they all extremely goergeous. I love my BBWs.

you are the man...love BBW alot

So na chemical we dey drink in the name of coke....hmmmm

meerah25: Rubish. .what is the News here?

nairaland is a forum to discuss all forms of topic and not a news site.if u want news,pls log on to channelstv.com or punchng.com and get all the news you wil ever want.

why dont u face your studies and leave girls alone...must you even love someone...you are doing homework for someone that is getting married soon...mtscheww

Bro the wise men have spoken....i stick with them if i were you.

God have mercy....the law of karma must surely catch up with everyone involved...

Selamsweet18: Hey good guys and girls of nairaland!

I'm new on this forum. Anyone wanna hook-up just for friendship and networking.

I'm from Ethiopia, i wanna meet People from other African countries.

send me a message...venorite@yahoo.com

Emmaville: my dear, life is a personal fin. there is no yardstick for marriage age or anitin. inshort there are no parameters for achievements, marriage, success, money, or being made. its al a personal fin. wat eva u call achievement is a personal fin. so life is totally subjective, depending on your frame of reference. so its an achievement for some. while d criteria u re trying to put b4 it, is immaterial. moreover, wat is d tin dey re suposed to achieve dat u re stressing abt? wat abt dose dat hav achieved dis ur yardstick dat re nt yet married? wat do u hav to say abt dem? for instance 2_face is not married, does dat mean dat he has nt achieved? #thumbsup

tuface is married to annie macaulauy,stop looking for trouble

The kin english wey dey for this thread...pls we have loads of problems already,you guys shouldn't add salt to injury with your english...

booqee: and dats why its a joke! Hian!

@op. Lol

thanks jare....abeg ask am weda i be the cause of naija problem....

yamakuza: even if e no chop meat, wetin d husband go think?

op, if you cant afford the gift, forget it. theres nothing to worry about.

if you can and are willing, insist that she gets her husband's cooperation/consent.

if she cant, no show.

bros,if my wife comes to me with such request to get my permission for my best friend to buy her a car,she is not getting a yes.it already sounds like ure hitting on the woman.i still stick to my point, RUN

pafestula: Nothing btw me and her, she just wish to have a car by all means, as things re not just going smooth with the husb, and feel telling the husb such is gonna make the husb feel incapable, but am just scared of what people would say, EVEN my wife is she hear such! Though my wife is not in Nig, but she must hear oneday.

it feels wrong,it sounds wrong,imagining it makes you feel bad...its wrong

acidtalk: And you had to quote the whole write-up to write this?
I think they should reserve Patience hospital bed for you.
Only this time you will be in the psychiatric unit.

and you work is to find those that are quoting and those that are not...if u dont have anytin to say,pls move on to the next thread....mtschew...o'ka cha mara

one word "RUN"

pendusky: Before the good news. Much thanks to Nler who pray for 1st lady on this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1056780/nairaland-prayer-network-patience-jonathan

the good news!
A presidential jet is scheduled to fly out of Abuja tonight to bring home Nigeria's ailing First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan. Presidency sources told SaharaReporters today that Mrs. Jonathan will return to the country as early as tomorrow if everything works as planned. Mrs. Jonathan was secretly flown out of Abuja nearly six weeks ago, at the end of August, after she developed complications from a cosmetic procedure she had undertaken in Dubai. Upon returning to Nigeria from Dubai,
she was flown out to Germany in an air ambulance following an
emergency which was initially
diagnosed as "food poisoning."
Several investigations by SaharaReporters however revealed that her medical condition was more
complicated and precarious. Among others, in the early stages she lost her power of speech for four days. In an effort to cover up her health condition, the presidency has, during
Mrs. Jonathan’s hospitalization,
engaged in a game of hide-and-seek with the media, at first claiming that the First Lady was only resting after a
hectic schedule of hosting the African First Ladies Forum. Although several reports have
pinpointed the nature of Mrs.
Jonathan’s condition since then, the President and his aides have chosen to hide it from the public despite spending several millions of dollars in public funds on her treatment. Last week, the president's office made
available to the public a grainy, three- second video clip that said showed that Mrs. Jonathan was "hale and hearty." Neither the date nor the
location of the video was identified, but Mr. Jonathan 's spokesperson said
the president had embarked on a
secret trip to his wife accompanied by the Presidential villa's vicar and two of the president's kids.
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http://saharareporters.com/news-page/ailing-nigeria-first-lady-return-home

lol at the bolded.when vicar wan go do for there...mtscheewww

Dear God,pls hw can PHCN,PDP,MTN,OBJ,GEJ,IBB,T.A O, NFF,NPF,DANA,SANUSI,BOKKO HARRAM,ALUU COMMUNITY,FLOOD, Poverty, Corruption, & AKPOS be in one country pls take some to Ghana,,,