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xynerise: Avoid such topic with him. D problem now is how will the girl feel if she sees u and ur friend together? . She will think its a game plan

the thing is,they had something very long ago.somehow somehow,the stopped talking.i didnt bother asking him why.so the issue of game plan doenst come into play cos my girl might have forgotten about him sef

k2039: It's not a big deal.Dont make a heap out of a molehill.You didnt even know her and you weren't with her then.
You have to be mature and secure in yourself and get pass her past otherwise it will prevent a long and healthy future together.

bro i understand where you are heading to,but this friend of mine is like a brother to me.he is someone i see often and the thoughts of them together disturbs me alot.and u know guys and their bragging spirit when it comes to issue pertaining sex

I met this very nice girl,one thing let to another after much persuading,we started dating.few days back, a friend of mine was going through the pix on ma fone and saw her pix,asked who she was and i told him she was my new babe...he told me he knew the girl and they once had a fling and he has had bleeped her in the past...have been worried since my friend told me this...my question is,do i continue the relationship with her or do i just end it.i havent told her about my friend.pls i need you advise

this boy no know say genevive pikin na him age mate....mtschew

Afrocatalyst: pls anybody here who can post a free online photo editir in pixels. i don tire to edit my passport and if I go verify am, them go say "your photo must be 600 * 600 pixels" wetinmake I do guys, abeg.

go to http://travel.state.gov/_res/flash/cropper/FIG_cropper.html#

Even with the destruction,its still looks better than naija

Pls help me.i was trying to register for the lottery.after filling the document,i was told that there is an error and i should scrow down to see the error.i didnt recognise anything.pls my question is,can i try to register again or will i be disqualified for double entry since i dint get a confirmation.pls help me,am worried

Most people on this thread are asking you to run,but the truth is, the man is going to marry someone some day.i advise you have a heart to heart talk with him,let him know you can't cope with such lack of trust.make him understand things,i believe if he sees he might loose you,i believe he will change.mind you, he loves you,that is why there is jealously

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Pls bro...am a corper and am passing out feb 2013.am new at dis and i have no info whatsoever abt this.am interested pls.how do i go about it.where do i start from.i read Law but i want to do my master in economics or business management....pls any info will be appreciated.

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Bro,where did u get this sh*t from....as an arsenal fan,i think its kinda funny....LOL @ bendtner and the underpant...nice one

I have 45k and i need an iphone 4.am based in owerri....any one available pls contact me....08160470046 or whatsapp

Bros its cracked,lemme give u 40k

Bros there is nothing like playbook with sim slot...all playbooks are wifi enabled only and have no space for sim slot

sinetheta: guy watch oooooooooooooooooo these on na china. look at the picture very well. the font is the usual samsung font also android will never use whassapp log as call log

thanks bro,too many chinco,one cannot even diff again

What kind of laptop can i get with such specs-very sleek,smallest laptop with dvd rw....

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candieangel12: Lol u wana match my wierdness wit a face? Haha, so when u see me walkin down d street u can point n say "there's that wierd chic frm NL"

naaa,just tryin to be friends with a wierd fellow...wont be bad to have a wierd friend.i can boast of things u can do that are not reali normal and the picture will serve as a backup...lemme see ur pix na

candieangel12: lol yeah pretty much. I hung out wit. Bad crowd back in those days. I dunno what I was thinking. I still can't bleve I did sum if the things I did back then. N plus I went to a public ghetto middle school where most of the students were black n Mexicans. Students r rlly bad over here. But my experiences helped my parents with my younger sisters, they're all in a private academy so they won't be exposed to all the bad ish I was exposed to. U gotta realize grade school here isn't she same wit grade school in naija....it's totally different.

do u now understand it now when i use the word 'wierd'....would love to see ur pix o jare

[quote author=Vic-jay]The goat has eaten d money was d excuse my sister gave to my mother when she misplaced N500 in early 2000's. My mom stood akimbo looking @her no knowing what to tell her "GOAT DON DEY EAT MONEY..?" was all i said[/quote]ROTFLMFAO,choi,bros ur sis badt gan

candieangel12: LOL im good. Soo u still think Im wierd....

u were doing weed at 7th grade,hmmm thats wierd...i didnt start weed and pills until my 2nd year in the university...

candieangel12: When I was in the 7th grade, I got in trouble at school for smoking weed. The principal called my parents and informed them. They scolded me. Then I got in more trouble for skipping classes with friends, getting in 1 fight, and getting caught with alcohol. By this time my parents were tired of scolding me and told me if I get suspended one more time then they would send me to an all girls boarding school. I didn't listen because I hung out with the wrong crowd, one day me and some other students got caught high. We took some ecstacy pills and we were high as fukc. The school found out and sent us home, my parents didnt even care anymore, they had already made arrangements for me 2 go 2 the boarding school. Now, I didn't want to go 2 the boarding school and leave my friends behind and my parents refused to listen to my begging so then I got my friend to act as my lover. We pretended to be dating and then I told my parents I was a lesbian, I thought it wud scare them from sending me to the boarding school cus my parents are serious homophobes lol. Well the plan backfired, instead of sending me to the boarding school, they sent me to Nigeria. LOL. I had to stay in the village with people I didn't even know. I stayed there for a year, but I am glad my parents did that because it changed me into a better person. I learned a lot from my stay in Nigeria and when I came back to the states, I was a completely different person. My parents were even shocked self. If they hadn't taken the action they did some years ago, I would probably be in jail right now. lol.

my wierd friend,wats up na....am beginning to love your wierdness

Chanchit: I'm 80% sure this one is ur pix.

hmmm,na fine gal ooo with too much make up

Big4wig: confession by bigwig

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married my parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and lowcut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the frontdoor. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



The moral of this story is: Always keep your "condoms" in your car.løls

come Mr man,when did u join nairaland

candieangel12: Dont judge a book by its covers. Everyone is wierd in his or her own way

i am unique so is everybody but miss,i know what i mean when i say you are wierd...you wont know cos u might think you are normal but miss,you are not oo

candieangel12: +1000
Thank you! Lol google is knowledge

like i told you earlier that i have been reading your comments on various thread and i can tell you categorically that you are a very wierd person

candieangel12: Becos I am interested in water birth, is dat makes me unique?

you want to give birth inside a bathtub,you dont sleep at night...am i the only one that seems to notice that you are very wierd creature

candieangel12: I wudnt use the term wierd, but I am unique. Tell me are u not unique in ur own way?

ur own uniqueness is wierd...believe me,ure a very wierrrrddd person