₦airaland Forum

blasted12:
One Nigeria is a fact wether you like it or not

..... Your Mama... May this fate befall u nd ur family...

Trailblazer1:
Allahu Akbar



They shall continue the cause of Allah in the Nigerian Army

............ May thunder faya u nd ur family.... May ur family b scattered jus like the families these useless boys called bokoharam scattered.... Foolish fool from a foolish fool

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Ehya,
That statement is very painful. It can make someone even commit suicide.


Now that you can't break up with the girl, kuku break up with your mama

.....��������� U b mumu man

geoworldedu:
When I told her that God must be a fool for giving all Christians the gift of speaking in tongue but no one the gift of curing COVID-19, she said to me, "My son, I thought of something like that few years ago."

It pained me so much that my mum kept the foolishness of God away from me for years.

...... U nd ur momma na fools

[quote author=References post=88410475]BREAKING: President Muhammadu Buhari has just signed the Quarantine Order.

This was made known by his Personal Adviser on New Media.

https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1249780275695017984?s=19[/quote]...... Y dem no show us him face....

Kayceenaz:
It is becoming almost second nature for most Nigerians, both the educated and non-educated classes, to cross the line while pouring out their hearts on national issues. I agree, there are ample question marks on how the President Muhammadu Buhari-led government has acted on and reacted to socio-political, economic, and religious matters; spanning from federal character, insurgency, ethno-religious skirmishes, education, malfeasance, to now presidential invisibility before this coronavirus pandemic.

Naturally, we feel betrayed, used, and insignificant to the presidency. Not paling in comparison to status-quo that should be, your feelings are indeed valid. But letting this emotional pain lead you to hurl insults of all sorts at President Buhari, as rampant online, is an overreaction. As you call him unprintable, reprehensible names and ridicule him through jokes/memes, remember he is fallible, someone's husband, father, uncle, grandfather, and holds office of President of Nigeria. It is enough to beg to differ with and criticize constructively his leadership style plus policies. Using constitutional and moral means to show displeasure are in order. Look emotional intelligence's way.

Disturbingly, some people even wish Buhari death, hoping news of his demise filters in soonest. If that's not a representation of the Scriptures' observation that "The heart of man is desperately wicked," then it must be of something worse. If you fall in this category, kindly stop now! Such comments are humor taken too far.

As events unfold and we watch with disappointment, anticipating the National Assembly does the needful and saves the day, let us (Nigerians) amplify our voices to be critically loud enough, not insulting enough.


©Kaycee Naze,
Rational Pen.

.......... You are a big fool, gej was even insulted by d so called buhari.... Karma has itz own way

Esseite:
Kyari may not be anyone's favourite but:

The bolded quote goes to show the NSA is more interested in the Lucrative contract memo of 2016 from a particular company rather than Nigerians whom actually need the equipments for security.

How many budgets have been passed since 2016 that the NSA is still pursuing a contract memo of 2016 rather than ensuring other options of getting the equipments.

For four years he could not get the president to sign another memo or assent to another contract, but insisting on the 2016 memo, something does not add up.

The story is one sided.

.......... Are u dead?? Abba kyari is fustrating everyone.... No access to d dumb nd deaf one

Diligentnigga:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will make this as short as possible and please don't mind my punctuation as I am typing this in a rush

I am a graduate, though unemployed but doing one or two menial jobs to keep mind and soul together

I have this girlfriend I have been dating for almost two years now. We both love each other but the issue at hand is she's a stubborn, anger driven person that insults my parents. In fact hit me sometimes and says all manner of words at me.

Of recent, I found out she's pregnant this February. Now the issue is she's a finalist in the University as she will be serving this year October, but we had plans of not doing abortion but she's so ashamed of everything and just irrational and saying all manners like what people will say this and that, and I have told her I will stay by her through everything. I informed my mum and my immediate siblings about the pregnancy, they were angry but they were like it's fine sha since she's loved in the family

Now the issue is
1 She's very stubborn
2 she insults my parents at every small argument
3 she's anger driven, yes am anger driven to an extent also but I have never used my anger to do stupid things like hitting her before compare to many times she has Slapped, locked my shirt and punched me.
4 we had an issue last night and it was in public and she was just shouting at me, passers by and onlookers were just amused that why would a lady be like this that she now had to take a big stone and throw at me, though I dodged the stone all because i was gearing her to let's leave the public scene and go home
5 A baby is on the line cos she's pregnant and even if you will advise me to leave the relationship as it's toxic, what about the unborn child.
6 I am currently unemployed and in fact am still at home not yet balanced up well enough, but she has used nags to kill me, saying all manners at me

All insults are welcomed. Please I am in die need of advise thank you.

.......... Wots d meaning of dis rubbish?? Infact I don taya 2 speak English, make I knack u broken bottle..... OP I no fit advice u make u lif ur galfwend cos I no know d sacrifice wey una don put in2 d relationship jus 2 make am work buh one tin I know na say even boy no fit insult ma parents go free let alone ma galfwend..... Fix ur hauz in order bro, if u know wetin I min..... I leave by d gunz so go hide ur razor blade, even ma galfwend undastand wetin I min.....

usba:
US has spent trillion of dollars and 15 years in Afghanistan, yet they can't defeat a rag tag Taliban instead they want to negotiate with them, insurgency are difficult to defeat, but we will overcome them. Allah shall grant NA victory of BH, the new found heroes of wailing zombies.

......... Ya fada must haf bin a fool b4 meeting ya Moda.... Did d Taliban capture any state in US?? I know ya fada is an illiterate buh I don't expect u 2 b one cos we are in 21st century....

Jimwils:
yarubas should not threaten d unity of this country

amutoken should be crushed immediately

....... Ya fada was a bastard b4 he met ya low life moda

BlackfireX:
Fake news.



Say no to amotekin

...... May ur parents neva regret hafin u

mu2sa2:
Yes na, so that your armed robbers, killer cultists, ritualists, bandits(aka militants), pyrates, kidnappers etc can operate freely.

......... Ya fada was born out of mistake....

FIRDAUS3:
Bishop Mamza lamented the attacks on Christians citing the killing of Pastor Dennis Bagauri of the Lutheran Church in Mayo-Belwa area by suspected kidnappers on Sunday.


The Caption read "suspected Kidnappers"
Apparently, all the Kidnappers are now Boko-Haram.
Its well o

....... Ya fada is a bastard

AnanseK:
AMOTEKUN & THE STAND OF EDUCATED ILLITERATES -copied

Apparently we attend school for certificates in the south, not for knowledge. I am so disappointed in the ongoing Amotekun debate. There is no basis for it occupying our national discuss. No basis.

We operate a "constitutional democracy".
If you are confused, simply go back to the grundnum - The 1999 Constitution. There are three tiers of government established and recognised by that book. Federal, state and local government. Each saddled with its responsibilities. The crux of that responsibilities being the welfare of citizens.

No law passed by any of these tiers is illegal as long as it conform with the spirit and letters of the constitution.

The problem with this Amotekun contraption is that no government has a law on it. None.
Secondly the body setting it up is not a government and certainly is not recognised in the constitution We don't have a regional government in Nigeria.

My chagrin is that there is hardly a family in the south without a college or university graduate.
Yet we failed when it mattered most.
The "highly illiterate northerners" read and understood the constitution.

Though the north are predominantly Muslim with sharia laws entrenched in the constitution, they practice same with the dictate of the constitution. Every state maintain its borders and limits. No Kano Hisbah can arrest an accuse in say Zaria or Dutse.
And vise versa.

On the Amotekun, if it was not lead by power mongers like Gani Adams, you expect each state to pass the enabling laws. Set up their commands and stay within their boundaries. But, no.They want to set up an outfit to gift unconstitutional powers to their new Aare onakankanfo.

This can NEVER happen. It will never work. Set up your neighborhood watches. Do whatever you want. But a regional armed force is a complete NO. We won't go this way again.
Use your learning well for once. Stop embarrassing us.

-JOHNSON ANDREW'S OPINION

.......... U are mad Mr. Johnson Andrew

NaijaRoyalty:
Amotekun remains illegal

I'm fully with Buhari on these .

........... U wia born by fools

Fada Mbaka gif me 5 sure games make I knack am wif #10000 den I go blif say u no b APC spokesperson

Kylekent59:
Sometimes I ask myself why people choose to be malevolent?

What do people gain by rendering people's marriages useless?

What past relationships have to do with the future??

The past has gone and can never be repeated. What lies ahead is the future.

Dwell on your past, get depressed

Focus on the future, get elevated and delighted.

There is an idiot below who had been trying ever since to get Mercy Johnson marriage crashed, but he hasn't succeeded.




What God has joined together, let no asunder be put by any man.

......... I tut u had sense but bro ur head is full of urine..... What God has joined 2geda, let no one put asunda, yes u are very coret but not wen lies ar involved..... Chioma was introduced 2 Davido as peruzzi's cousin nd not d main tin(side chick)..... Get dat in2 ur gutter of a skull..... Scam was involved

Sirjamo:
He should return all the salaries and allowances he collected over the eight months he spent demolishing statues and burning Christmas trees. Useless PDP governor!!!

.............. May God run ur life d way rochas ran imo state.... Say Amen if u get mind

EkelediliBuhari:
Ihedioha might claim he didn't have a chance to effect change. He had a few months, all he did was chase shadows... He didn't initiate any capital project, now his time is done and nothing to show for it.

Opportunity truly favors the prepared.

Luck is preparedness meeting opportunity...

Ps for those quoting me, there is no comparison here, just a fair judgment. He had the opportunity to serve for seven months, between you and yourself, try to reflect on one capital project he embarked on... �

........... U must b a big fool 4 saying dat..... Come 2 imo state b4 concluding....

Oga pls stop disturbing us.... If ur wife wants 2 leave, make she go na..... Dis is 2020 man

Dis govamen has nofin 2 ofa datz y dey ar feeling insecured wen odas take sum critical steps.... Fvck APC