₦airaland Forum

Andersonjr:
What is all this? Ehh! What was she even thinking in the first place?

Kano yarinya on a codine

elyte89:
Aw is he a GOAT....a man with no AFCON GOAL

no afcon goal? then he is a SHEEP

Doro55:
so who are they meeting now?

afrique du sud

neonly:
Incomplete list what of mile 12 alone ikorodu rd

our own Oil mill market nko?

Born2Breed:
For 9ja na rabbit we dey call am.

Oyinbo nor fit dey name everything for us.

We call it Ofen'tor in Benin.

Na so them name one rodent guinea pig.

Call small scotland and wales wey nor reach 5 million each nation but call yoruba and igbo of 50 million each tribe.

Discover our own river call am river negro(niger),river wey we take dey bath and drink from many centuries ago.

See our own rabbit and call am pouch rat.


@op na rabbit you chop so, correct bush meat with a distinctive white tip tail.

if that is not rat,it ain't rabbit. Give it another name. QED

moscobabs:
I will surely do that, this man dey vex me walahi

forgive

toprealman:
mention names

and he should also mention the resume.

safarigirl:
who wouldn't allow me? And what is normal circumstance?

Meanwhile, I knew 2 girls that were 8 in JS2 as at 2009. And this time, it was a government school, the average age for secondary school is 10 thede days.

and someone was refused university admission because he was 16,and you want to know who will stop you.

safarigirl:
which one is back doir entrance? I used the front door

After Primary 4, I wrote Entrance examination for Holy Child College in Lagos and got the admission. I didn't attend Primary 5 and 6. We did not all apply for Government schools.

under normal circumstances you shouldn't be allowed to sit common entrance at that age,that's what it's called back door entrance.

MorataFC:
Let it be known to you if you have not know before, all the religions on earth stole their story line from Bible, copied their belief from from the original HOLY book

so Torah(the book of Moses) that was before the bible was copied from the Bible?

safarigirl:
I was 9 in JS 1, we had an 8-year old in my class.

how old were you in primary 1? 3 years?
that's called back door entrance, some indomie generation may not know.

chiedu7:
Ein dey find something

I do bad?☺

need the address of that sextoy shop,to go for more details of the case.I want to provide council.

XTHRONE:
Are you a Muslim, you sound like one...no bias

Are you a Christian, you sound like one... but not a good one.

[quote author=XTHRONE post=79899941]Are you a Muslim, you sound like one...no bias[/quote are you a Christian,you sound like one..but not a good one.

ayourbamie:
I hope the IG will do the same if this man was an APC Muslim senator

so they should now clap for him because he is a PDP Christian, huh?

dalass:
Hmmm....what has that done to better our situation in this Country?

how would you know?

chloride6:
Which technology does china have?


China is still an underdeveloped country lest you forget...

'underdeveloped country' says who?...of cause the Americans.

deepwater:
Lol

If you check well well na

Na this girls them rape this guy


I stopped having interest in the story when I read the part that the guy fuckeed her in front if his bonnet on the road.

Dem carry u for motor, off engine say make u come down come open toto for bonnet without gun, u no run. Person fccuk u first time, u still go him house again, him fucck u.....


Do you know what they call rape ?


I mean who does that ?



My dear shut up your dirty mouth.

So if someone makes a statement of fact against another person then immediately the accused becomes guilty in your eyes without trial?

Are you truly happy with your level of intelligence?

Sue the bastard to court and stop this pity party. Why coming to social media to rant ? Truth is that no body on social media will help u if u dont go to court.

All that is happening is just the usual Nigerian way to ease tension we know how to look for gist to keep us away from our struggles of life.

'Insu!ter' generale

obiekunie2:
descendants of potiphar's wife all over the place looking for great men to devour - if you know you know!

funny thing is they are always very ugly facially but have a body shape that even angels will find it hard to resist.











we all know she was fukn the pastor and she felt rejected whn pastor told her its time to move on by making her marry the dumb choir master.

she felt rejected and pained and angry - we all know how it is with the fury of a woman scorned. they will come at you like a wounded cobra.

we know their trade mark signature to pull you down - they always scream RAPE! OR ABUSED - DESPITE THE FACT THEY HAVE SLEPT WITH YOU SEVERALLY!


MODIFIED: FOR THE F00LS MENTIONING ME AND INSULTING ME - THIS SHOWS LOADS OF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WOMEN AND THEIR PSYCHOLOGY!

A WOMAN FORCEFULLY RAPED WILL STAB HER RAPIST TO DEATH AT ANY SLIGHTEST CHANCE TALK LESS OF STILL EFFING HIM AND TAKING HIS CREST SOFT DRINK RIGHT AFTER THE DEED IS DONE!

AND THEN WENT FOR A SECOND AND THIRD AND FOURTH EXPERIENCE [IF ONLY SHE WILL ADMIT HOW MANY TIMES SHE HAD IT WITH THE PASTOR].

LOOK AT THAT PASTOR FOR FUKS SAKE AND TELL YOURSELVES THE TRUTH! HE DOESN'T NEED TO FORCE HIMSELF ON ANY WOMAN! THEY ARE THE ONES FALLING OVER HIM - I CAN BET YOU THAT 50% OF WOMEN ATTENDING THAT CHURCH WANTS A PIECE OF HIM, HIS CASH AND HIS FLAMBOYANT LIFE STYLE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOMEN DOES WHEN THEY FAIL IN THEIR QUEST - THEY TRY TO DESTROY YOU!

I HAVE SEEN IT - I KNOW IT AND I DEVISED A WAY TO HANDLE IT! YOU MUST SIGN A NON-DISCLOSURE FORM FOR ME WITH HIGH COURT STAMP AND FILL A LEGAL CONSENT FORM AS ATTACHED IN THIS POST. THE PASTOR SHOULD LEARN FROM ME!


FOR THOSE CALLING ME BRAINWASHED MEMBER -HA! HA! FIRST AM NOT EVEN A CHRISTIAN. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ANY F-KN GOD TO BE WORSHIPED. BUT FACT IS I KNOW THE BIBLE AND QURAN MORE THAN LOADS OF YOU HYPOCRITES!


PASTOR! PASTOR! IF YOU DEFEAT THEM ON THIS GANG-UP, PLS ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY OBEY YOUR RULES AND SIGN FULL CONSENT FORM!





CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

This certifies that, I, ____________________________ the undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee" about to enjoy intimate intercourse with _________________________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer".

I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my right mind and not under the influence of any narcotic or alcoholic substances.
The aforementioned screwer need not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to marry him. I do not know if he is married or not, and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk, I'm entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does.
In the event whereby I receive the full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness to further participate as soon as time permits. In addition, I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him should I fall pregnant, contract a intimate disease or feel that he is
violating any legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.
Signed Unclad before jumping into bed at ____________ on this _________ day of the______________ Month in the year 20.....

Signature of screwee: ___________________________

Date of birth: __________________________________

Date of conduct:________________________________

learned council

tompat86:
Just now in the bus.. A woman was breastfeeding her baby and she slept off, suddenly the breast fell off from the baby's mouth, as the baby was struggling to get it back to his mouth,i was like let me help the baby in setting the breast to his Mouth,immediately i lifted the breast,the woman woke up and saw her breast with me...How will i explain? Please advice me because the baby can not talk,,,,help me ooo���

so you still dey there dey wait for our advice?

tompat86:
Just now in the bus.. A woman was breastfeeding her baby and she slept off, suddenly the breast fell off from the baby's mouth, as the baby was struggling to get it back to his mouth,i was like let me help the baby in setting the breast to his Mouth,immediately i lifted the breast,the woman woke up and saw her breast with me...How will i explain? Please advice me because the baby can not talk,,,,help me ooo���

so you still dey there dey wait for our advice?

kings59:
Initial gragra right?

not only that, lets see him do same in any of the kanuri LGs.

holycrest:
I contacted that guy which number I gave out earlier on this tread and I paid him the money and after 2 weeks e contacted with the thief address and I took police from area command Benin and we raided the entire hux and behold I found my phone and the thief even paid me 50k for all expenses b4 I allowed them bail him

to smell lies dey hungry me☺

J111333:
I pity him him and his family.
If the politicians hadn't messed Nigeria up, he might not have traveled illegally to Indonesia in search of greener pastures.

people that are running even from their village, you want to blame politician for that.

karma2000:
Let's see if dey would try settle their bail with fake naira notes den karma would begin real judgement from there

and no charge for assault?

SLAP44:
Very correct, this happened somewhere in Ogun state.

another lie

Abfinest007:
shameful

if na Cambodia now una go shout tourist attraction.

Earthquake3:
This man has seen the future and ran away from fuel business

or no more free subsidies

NewsMuncher:
The Greatest president America has ever known!

indomie generation

GAZZUZZ:
Now before I continue, I would like to appeal to fellow members to stop quoting entire posts, it could make the read clumsy to follow.

If you have pls edit. As we forge ahead, meanwhile I need to take the kids to sch.....

you sure say no be data finish?
As say MTN cheat no dey again?



Na joke I dey o,no go vent anger on those poor children.