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topedoski:
I am currently a student in Ahmadu Bello University Zaria. I applied for Computer Science but I was offered Statistics. I had no other options than to go for it. I have been at home with no admission for 3 years and my junior brother would also be writing Jamb next year, so you see?

Well I discovered that I haven't really think about the course Statistics because I have always dreamt of being a computer scientist, I even learnt how to code while at home. But this statistics is like a new world to me. I want to know what and what I will be facing as a statistician, what kind of career field are available or open for someone who read statistics.

Nurudeen06:
Damn Niggarrrrs

That man called Trump isn't a real Niggarrrr

Though i won't support RASICM neither also will I support stealing and looting

A law should be pass to penalise racists

Damn niggarrrs guy, this shit is getting annoying

Pdp monumental corruption,revenue driven theft while apc systematic corruption, debt driven theft

Amotolongbo:
Sheu Sanni had to go proverbial so that he won’t be arrested and detained for long like the others.

16years of PDP corruption is better than 5years of APC’s “no corruption”

Advancedman:
You be fool.
Read the story idiot.

Stupid idiot

AsomArchitectNG:
It cnt be thesame after remodelling(renovation) we gave the building a face lift by changing the old pattern which was built years ago to a modern structure

Lol

AsomArchitectNG:
Congratulations. Buhari should just do the needful

The before and after pics are not the same

Even airforce1 never recieve palliatives lol

Factfinder1:
This guy has some relatives somewhere wallowing in poorverty but he chose online showoff

Its becos they dont chop alone, and they give freely

NaijaRoyalty:
enjoy the loot bro

you northerners are way smarter than South west and South East politically .

My mumu friend, couldn't he just talk to her or correct her without video, he provoked her, if his aim was correction that wasnt the way to go about it televising,

lenghtinny:
Na big mumu you be if you think he made that recording for fun....

Dealing with bitter women like this in developed worlds involves hard evidences like video or audio recordings because nobody will ever believe a man’s word against theirs.....

Even white men aren’t spared from their excesses. We all saw what transpired between Johnny Depp and his ex

So, is that why you should be stupid?

kemicalreact:
Don't be stupid. The man is volunteer/worker in the park.

Ok wise fool

tyup:
don't you know Atimes it's good to be Quiet and be considered a wise person than to speak n remove all doubt of being Foolish

The black man sef na amebo, how wil you just go to d park and start videoing some one, anyone will feel threatened

Fuckingmallam45:
New York is a black dominated area, that woman shouldn't start what she cannot finish.

TheSourcerer:
Because they already wanted to 'kill the person's
Weed has nothing to do with the killing , it makes him enjoy the moment but weed never instigates the killing

It is a supporting elements, so it matters,no one drinks juice before robbery lol

What of those who smoke it then go and kill people?

Audio

Olareveals:
If you don't mind making 5k to 10k weekly, I can introduce you to a site where u can earn that. Not pronzi

If say he gave palliative this one for no happun

Hes looking for political appointment,

GamalNasser:
What is this one saying

Yes but they will feed them and transport them,thats wat was monitized

whatmoreng:
Volunteer means free work na

Commendable,

See big lawal babachir wey you catch

Emmyloaded:
I went to inspect my traps this morning, lo and behold I found this Big Grasscutter chilling in my trap.

Food is Ready

And the other ones occupation is copying from instagram and posting on nairaland

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr


His major occupation is money making

Dont beg for money or airtime,
Dont brag or show ur riches/poverty

iamyemiakins:
SEVEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO WHEN MEETING YOUR PARTNER'S PARENTS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

This is a major step in a relationship, so the first impression can be a lasting impression, believe me when I say that.

1. PLAYING WITH YOUR PHONE

Avoid being on your phone, texting, checking your mail, facebooking or chatting. Sometimes most of us do it unknowingly. It is true some chicks do that just to keep themselves busy, but your spouse parents might feel dismissed and think you are not interested in getting to know them, especially, So avoid your phone at that first time.

2. LIE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

Being fake instead of who you truly are is a mistake that can upset your partner's parents, and even your partner. Remember, they may get to know who you are later or in your absence, and it could really hurt your relationship. If you have told your partner the truth about you and your partner has accepted the kind of person you are, his/her parents should be able to do same. So there is no need of lying to attract their likeness.

3. BRINGING UP A CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION

Please don't bring up a topic like Religion, Politics, or s3x for discussion, even if you know that your believe are in line with your partner's parents. Some people still consider it bad for bringing up such topic for discussion before them. Concentrate on getting to know them more rather than those topics. If they keep discussing such topic among themselves, do more of listening.

4. DON'T GIVE LONG SPEECHES, MAKE YOUR SPEECHES BRIEF

Despite the fact that they are very interested in getting to know you, they also do not want to spend the entire time listening to your life story. Don't tell them stories about how your father divorced your mother when you were a teenager, how your community people burnt a woman to ashes for insulting her hubby, and all that. Make your speeches brief and interesting.

5. PUBLIC DISPLAY AFFECTION

Yes, public display of affection can be wonderful,but there is appropriate time for it. This does not mean you have to become cold, distant and robotic. Feel relaxed, interact with them gently, smile and be friendly, but make it neutral, rather than behaving as if you are desperate to have them as in laws.

6. DON'T FINISH ANY FOOD GIVEN TO YOU

Whether the food is small or plenty, and no matter how delicious it is. Never ask for alcohol if you are asked to make a choice of drink. Don't be carried away. This is very important.

7. DON'T PASS THE NIGHT THERE

No matter the persuation, don't pass the night in their house on your first day of visit.


You can also add yours...

https://m.facebook.com/103658061331200/posts/7-things-you-should-not-do-when-meeting-your-partners-parents-for-the-first-time/120618422968497/

Propaganda, paper profits

Yenefer:
Source: https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-05-21/record-deficit-fails-to-dent-nigerian-bonds-outperforming-africa?__twitter_impression=true

Best place to save dollars, robbers wont even know,

GRAMMARJAMES:
Hello Nairalanders. Make una no mind my English abeg.

My 2020 resolution was to save as much as 500,000 so I can get myself one small land for area. I work with a private firm earning salary between 30,000 - 45,000. Na so the firm stop our salary because of say Colombian Drivos (Covid19) drop sales.

Na so hunger set in. I tried not to be tempted to touch my land savings but mhen, hunger kill pass corona. Na so I vex break my MorteinBank. Guess how much I save from Jan till date!? 25,000. I cannor GoaN comaN kee myself. I've already written down what I'm gonna shop tomorrow (food stuffs), I'll be managing the rest pending when my firm calls us back!!

So this is nigerians priority, God pls dont allow this people to continue looting the masses, we need intervention

Luckydubby7:
https://punchng.com/breaking-fec-approves-n623m-for-customs-to-buy-computers/

You wont hear ventilators na only useless things

Luckydubby7:
https://punchng.com/breaking-fec-approves-n623m-for-customs-to-buy-computers/

How i wish i fit use two mouth koboko flog am

NMA is the new NLC, the govmnt cant do anything right without pushing people to the wall.

References:
https://ait.live/covid-19-doctors-in-lagos-embark-on-indefinite-sit-at-home-strike/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Let him go to birnin gwari, pathetic liar

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1352014/covid-19-border-closure-will-personally-patrol-kaduna-kano-borders-sallah-day-el-rufai/

Our coordinating minister of tourism will salivate on this.

obembet:
More

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/11655300/roman-abramovich-private-jet/amp/

It is a lie

Most people that beef this guys are gutless, when he was busy fighting the military dictation and oppresssion you were all in your dipers, even your parents were afraid to speak out , yet you are here insulting a man for saying his opinions and catching trips, most of you are not half a man as he was. And for those who think that short elrufai has killed him politically is just because you decide to side with evil over good, its just a matter of time for him to rise again and rufai to go down and reap what he sowed, if not for rufails hypocritical manipulative nature he wouldn't have been in power, and he too shal come to an end, and for you who support his evil ways i pray his vindictive nature demolish your fathers house,lol


Fight with ur keyboard dnt quote me

maupe:
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShehuSani/status/1262384245500268550