Vibewithme's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Vibewithme's Profile › Vibewithme's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)

Education › The Slang, 'mad oh!' by vibewithme(op): 1:44am On Mar 09, 2020

This slang has made rounds around social media and has gained popularity for a year now and is still very relevant till now. Most people don't really know how the slang came about or better still who said it first. 'Mad oh' was a slang that started from the very popular and renowned school, King's College known for it's excellence in nurturing the right core values in breeding future leaders

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 9:39pm On Jan 10, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A couple went for a picnic. They had 5 sons;
Each son had 7 sisters and each sister had 3 babies.

How many people went on the picnic in total?

i'm back

only the couple

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2019

brain is a word stolen by the british from the sugars. long ago when the sea decided to visit cocaine in bobrisky's phone pouch, he experienced something terribly full stop-ish and decided to report him to the socket. all i'm trying to say is, say no to drugs because it paralyses the music and puts numbers in the cage

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 8:23pm On Dec 04, 2019

state your issues to the yam of keyboard land and it will be castrated. once again i am here to remind you all that the charger is about to run into slippers and number eight so get your microsoft bread now! to be forewarned is to be stupid. cheers

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 1:17pm On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I have five wheels, though often think four;
You cannot use me without that one more;
You can put things in me, you can strap things on top of me;
You can't find me in the market, but you can still go shop.

What am I?

too easy bro

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 10:40pm On Dec 03, 2019

tomisinuno:
Prescription will not work in this case because there is nothing to prescribe. What my friend need is to take a deep breathe and read vibewithme's post again bit by bit. I can relate cuz i almost had headache too. Meanwhile, I bought a CD today titled "Iron man" , to my suprise, when I watched it, I saw a man ironing a shirt.

a shirt!! i wanted to talk about this earlier. every man has a time to wear their shirts, it is very important. it helps secrets our keys from falling into the eye of the backspace. note that i told you before that you need an emoji to climb into the basket of a woman's megabytes. once you've broken the indomie nylon's shell, you will hear the thoughts of the salt. god bless you.

1 Like

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 3:35pm On Dec 03, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling blessed with - pu7pl3, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, hulk616, Ayanfe29, Hayqiu010, acegodstime, vibewithme, topher052, daddytime, gly, wizi44, PrincessB1 and 2,376,392 others.

Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

same to you bro

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 3:32pm On Dec 03, 2019

messix is the only goat i see when i look into the mirror of typing waters. it is surreal to think that my reflection and my shadow are now best of friends and to think that my pockets wanted to chook head

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 12:05am On Dec 01, 2019

tell a door one thing and he will cook another meat. i've had enough of the complaints of the stones outside the buckets of my crocodile

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 3:23am On Nov 30, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

light house grin

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 3:22am On Nov 30, 2019

pu7pl3:
Dude your dick is hanging out

for real?

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 3:20am On Nov 30, 2019

BankyGee:
After Christmas, hustle begins

begins to sweat like an avocado trapped within the goal post of the shoelace's alter ego and patiently waiting to receive good news from the enter key who journeyed all the way to qwerty for answers concerning the mentality of the tiles

Celebrities › Re: Winniefred Nwoko: My Eyes, Boobs Get Me The Most Attention by vibewithme(m): 10:39am On Nov 29, 2019

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 10:38am On Nov 29, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What did the zero ( 0 ) say to the eight ( 8 ) ?

nice belt and what did the O tell the Q?

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 10:28am On Nov 29, 2019

teacher that told me that the umbrella doesn't fall far from the microphone? besides once you have a paradox of feelings in your mirror where your emotional wardrobe is well arranged then you have no problem with the porcupine's trousers

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 7:04pm On Nov 28, 2019

BankyGee:
Problem dey o, do you guys think Anthony Joshua will deafeat Andy Ruiz?

ruiz got lucky the first time. I believe anthony will beat the guy this time.

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2019

BankyGee:
Me and My Son
Me and my son got into the car, about to go to a party. Just as we got in
SON: Dad, why is mom not following us
ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car.
SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night
ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a drunkard!
SON: What is a drunkard
ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go...
Just as I was about to put the key in the ignition, he held my held my hand and said...
"Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a drunkard?
I sighed, and then turned to him...
"Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see those four cars over there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight"
SON: Ok.
(he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door)
ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down
SON: I'll follow mum in her own car.
ME: Why??
SON: Because she is right.
ME: How
SON: You're a drunkard
ME: What??! Why did you say that
SON: Because there's only two cars there..

TO BE CONTINUED

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 12:10pm On Nov 26, 2019

gentlesinna:
Mumu wey dundy

dundy and tattered trail blazers walking in the midst of heartbroken purple oranges who had lost their way on the road to Nebuchadnezzar while smoking mattress

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 10:57pm On Nov 25, 2019

Scatterscatter:
Escape and die

die well when the lizard's keyboard falls in love with the sand's school bag of remotes and then gives up on the potato's sunglasses' daughter

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 9:44pm On Nov 25, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Journey without me and you will never prevail;
Have too much of me and you will surely fail.

What am I?

confidence

bro you got it from 'How I Met Your Mother'

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 1:30pm On Nov 25, 2019

life is best lived in the ears of a tripod living within the bowels of a lion's baby mama

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2019

BankyGee:
Bruh pick one...

friends??

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 2:32am On Nov 25, 2019

BankyGee:
Mother of shayo is burukutu

burukutu burukutu burukutu wey!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:31am On Nov 25, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

money or friends

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 2:56pm On Nov 24, 2019

dagger? forget that one. if shayo is a bastard, who is it's mother?

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 11:50pm On Nov 23, 2019

man i'm hot

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 11:49pm On Nov 23, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Of the king I am blue;
Of the peasant I am red,
Of a frog I am cold,
And of a dog I am hot instead.

What am I?

blood!!!!

this one hard ooo

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 11:06pm On Nov 22, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

You will always find me in the past;
I can be created in the present,
But the future can never taint me.

What am I?

history!

my gee has asked me this before

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 3:08pm On Nov 22, 2019

Onos866:
Queue ?¿¿ I want to get to the point where i don't have to queue at the ATM

atm queue?? what are you guys talking about?? maybe it's because i have an atm in my house, so i can't relate

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 10:45pm On Nov 21, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I'm made for one but meant for two;
I can be worn for many years but usually just a few;
You won't ever need me unless you say you do.

What am I?

ring?

1 Like 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 6:04pm On Nov 21, 2019

Onos866:
MI ??¿¿ I haven't seen that guy for a while!

while in quilox, i saw him with my ex. he's not really a big deal anymore

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vibewithme(m): 2:51pm On Nov 20, 2019

Scatterscatter:
Games that he is even playing rubbish, he'll still expect the coach to leave him on the pitch

pitch? even the pitch doesn't like him

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)