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How come bombs
only explode in states not loyal to the Jonathan re-
election bid? Kano, Adamawa, Yobe, kaduna, Imo,
Rivers, Lagos?
This is what i think. i think jonathan is using boko
haram to create chaos in those states so that he
can have a reason to deploy heavy security
personnel to the states ( Ekiti Case study) to
intimidate the voters during election.
Another game plan i see playing out is that
Jonathan would force Jega (INEC) to abort Election
in Boko Haram affected areas, citing insecurity
menace, and only conduct the presidential
election in states that are boko haram free, in
other words Jonathan's Strong Holds.
The bomb blasts in Abuja is just to give the whole
scheme a nationalistic view so that people would
not start suspecting. I don't see any reason why
boko haram is growing stronger even in the midst
of heavy presence of our gallant and
internationally acclaimed Nigerian army. The only
explanation is that there is a collaboration
between the federation and boko haram. Chibok
girls is a diversion. The girls were not kidnapped.
Jonathan has them. The Northerners cant be
killing their own people. It doesn't work that way.
Its someone from outside that is doing this dirty
business for Jonathan like a contract (probably what our 20 billion dollars was used for, and much more). We already know how desperate and ruthless he is. So this is not exactly
a revelation.

To y'all taking this guy serious and correcting his english...you are either new on nairaland or seriously dumb. He is just a comedian and I enjoy reading his posts. So don't derail this thread professors. TENK

Wow

robinicule: enter kitchen, look left, look right, go outside to chek if someone is coming, go back in, open pot silently, take d smallest meat, use d cover of d pot to stop d stew from dropping on d floor...chew meat with my eyes wide open, alongside with my earing sensitivity very sharp, so to detect emerging footsteps....chew and swallow under 5seconds, make some plate noise in d kitchen, goes out, stays at the passage to clean my mouth, put on d serios face, enters parlour, sits with my junior brothers......force d remote from dem *changes television channel, while crossed leg

#Theif like a boss

Onlinebizexpert: guy u don mad ooooooo

is true, I heard from reliable sauce

krazydave: Haba!... This ones are still alive

didn't you hear them They have been touring around the world signing autographs for their fans. Don't insalt them plS

^^ This girl has got some temper

Mourinho has sniffed cocaine again. Bad belle

Why is nobody mentioning Neymar

Onlinebizexpert: wetin dey wan sing



i am a bugatti driver

In other news, I just heard that they have just been signed on as ambassadors to the NURTW. Part of the signing on deal includes a whooping sum of N15,000 naira and a 16 seater toyota hiace bus. This guys are going places I tell ya

The musical duo Danfo Drivers have said that they will be releasing a new album in September this year, reports Vanguard. Moutain Black and Mad Melon who are known for their hit track I am a Danfo Driver said in a recent interview that they were making a return to the music scene.
The musicians say that they have been on a musical tour to different African countries and around the country to reconnect with music fans.

Read more at Vanguard
www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/away-long-danfo-drivers/

4thRock: You wish that were an Igbo baby, it's American baby. If that picture comes up for asearch of Igbo' it's because coneheads like you repeatedly posted that pic on the internet claiming it's Igbo. Damn coneheadism makes you yiribas stupppppiiiddd

Now see real yirba pix.

wow ur family photograph u just posted really looks cool. So edwin is your last born right? Edward?

As the 20th 2014 FIFA World Cup draws to an end this Sunday, we look into why women were and still are, glued to TV screens to watch men play with balls.
1. For the love of the game
Despite criticism from male fans that most women are not real supporters, there are millions of ardent female soccer fans out there as equally passionate about the game as their testosteroned counterparts. E.G Mukina2
2. Women play with balls too
Ladies, I don't mean the one in your mans pants. There are thousands of female footballers across the world who are just as soccer obsessed as the male fans and players.
3. The hot guys’ factor
Like Safarigirl's undying love for mikel even though the guy is talentless. Every woman enjoys seeing well built bodies covered in sweat chasing a ball around and scoring too!
4. To be part of the conversation
Social media is abuzz with soccer; the hashtags are flooding Twitter and Facebook; even Nairaland is not left out of the frenzy. As ‘residents’ of the virtual world we are patriotic enough not to want to be left out.
5. It’s a good way to bond
Watching the World Cup is a good way of to spend time with sons, boyfriends, husbands and friends. It’s also a good time to provide emotional support and consolation for the devastated men in your life when the favourite teams go down.
6. Swept up by the World Cup fever
Just like everyone else, we are swept up by the World Cup fever. It is a huge global event not only religiously followed worldwide, but it only happens once every four years. Who would want to miss it?
Have you ever been made to feel like you are not a real soccer fan just because you are a woman?
Please share with us reasons why you watch the World Cup.

Great...let this happen. Will be watching in 3d

Mogidi: Stop foaming in your mouth when you talk, discuss the issues raised.

Its only a dog that drools and foams in the mouth when they see their master. You are a PDP dog and GEj is your master. You can now resume barking

VICTORCIZA: now guys see what i am telling you. watch out his cursing and swearing just because i pointed out his self hating tribalistic life.
i won't exchange bad words with you

guy SHATTAP. You're such a chronic liar. Every one of your posts on Nairaland reeks of chronic deceipt. You be oga pata pata for lieng. Devil sef no lie reach you

Dey no born him papa well make he go. He wan die be dat. Fear fear president

Mtheew... #YINMU. They are just playing politics because GEJ will still remove it. He is just looking for the right opportunity so that it won't affect the forthcoming Osun state's election and subsequently his own re-election bid. All na setup jo

CORTANA: I predict a win for O........

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kestolove95: After returning to PDP

Femi fani kayode-charges droped!!!

Mohammed Abacha-charges droped!!!

Stella oduah-walks with impunity

Missing $20 million- america will know.

Otunba gbenga daniels case-missing file.
GEJ is working abi I LIE

you forgot to add alamesigha, bode george, alison madueke, al mustapha...brb with more.
“Corruption is not Nigerias problem” - GEJ
“Stealing is not corruption” - GEj

Our president will soon copy this now and when Nigerians voice out to complain GEJ will say "look, it is being done in Venezuella, that is how it is done all over the world". They no dey see good thing copy...mtcheew

Another e-fool mogidi has joined the conversation. Victorciza and mogidi, if what you guys are saying is at least 60 percent true, say amen to mayoralls prayer and stop barking like PDP dogs.

After they have finished sharing it...liars

priscaoge: Lolz but e fit work 4 my church oooo...Lolz

Name and address of your church pls...I want to come for sunday service. Tenk

e no go ever work for this naija.

OmoLisabi: mumu. You obviously don't have what it takes to use your brain.

chai you mean his brain denied him access...bros you wicked o

egopersonified: op, if only by the several threads we had seen b4 the nl tsunami, it is very clear that men have actually turned to the babies they are called. you ve said the truth but it doesnt apply to all cases.

Your moniker says it all

Soyedele1: Texaco1, now I understand y u r a pdp loyalist. Seyi Makinde might be a gentle man but in my own view, I don't think he has what it takes yet to contest for Governorship election. I wouldn't like him to end up like Otegbeye(AA). Presently, Ajimobi is trying but I knw he messed up when demolishing shops. Take it or leave it, we will not sell our vote for bag of rice. Right now, Ajimobi has my vote and that of my household. Since Ajimobi resumes office, I can confidently walk under Iwo rd bridge without fear of being harrassed by touts.

Sincerely speaking here in the South West APC has
been the best thing to happen us. Ibadan is one
great example. In the times of PDP, AKALA and
ADEDIBU, Ibadan was ruled by touts and nobody
dared challenge them. There was no infra structural
improvements whatsoever and other sectors too
were lacking cos PDP was busy sharing the treasury
amongst themselves and their thugs. But since
2011 that Governor Ajimobi took over, the
transformation was massive. Numerous road
projects and a bridge was completed within the first
year. After that two shoprite outlets were opened in
the city with the most recent one being the biggest
in West Africa. Three giant malls were constructed,
many youths were employed, mass transit buses
with subsidized ticket rates for passengers and free
for all primary and secondary school students were
introduced, modern markets and car parks were
built and beatification of the city with flowers and
artifacts to mention a few. If you have not been to
Ibadan for a while and you come now, you will
marvel at the rate of transformation. All this and
much more happened within just 3 years of this
current administration while PDP and there thugs
have rulled us for like 9yrs in the past without
anything to show for it. I am neither a member of
ACN nor am I getting special benefit from writing
this other than the fact that am really impressed
with the present situation of things here and would
wish it continue. Just my humble opinion

Sincerely speaking here in the South West APC has been the best thing to happen us. Ibadan is one great example. In the times of PDP, AKALA and ADEDIBU, Ibadan was ruled by touts and nobody dared challenge them. There was no infra structural improvements whatsoever and other sectors too were lacking cos PDP was busy sharing the treasury amongst themselves and their thugs. But since 2011 that Governor Ajimobi took over, the transformation was massive. Numerous road projects and a bridge was completed within the first year. After that two shoprite outlets were opened in the city with the most recent one being the biggest in West Africa. Three giant malls were constructed, many youths were employed, mass transit buses with subsidized ticket rates for passengers and free for all primary and secondary school students were introduced, modern markets and car parks were built and beatification of the city with flowers and artifacts to mention a few. If you have not been to Ibadan for a while and you come now, you will marvel at the rate of transformation. All this and much more happened within just 3 years of this current administration while PDP and there thugs have rulled us for like 9yrs in the past without anything to show for it. I am neither a member of ACN nor am I getting special benefit from writing this other than the fact that am really impressed with the present situation of things here and would wish it continue. Just my humble opinion

all4naija: Jeez!The environment is poisoned with abject poverty diseases. I would rather be dead than to live in any of those buildings!

go and die then cos you live in the same Nigeria with them.

maborukoje: Omg she's sooooo ugly

she looks like an owl in the real pix that wasn't photoshopped.