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DaBullIT:
Go find where you go copy and paste

We dey wait

...am not really good at storytelling so guys pls help me manage this narrative. The places I will be mentioning are in Ibadan because that was where I resided at the time of occurrence

It was in the year 2007, my dad (we kids were past the dependant category age limit of 18) was finally going to join my mum in the Uk so we were off as a family to the visa office (then at bodija) to fill his form, submit and pay the required visa fees. As the firstborn, I drove down the family and took charge of all the nitty gritty (I filled his form for him all by myself right there at the visa office) because I had enough experience while pursuing my own visa earlier

It was when we were all in the visa office that we all noticed this "weird" man. He was very loud and audacious. He made and received calls loudly right there in there office despite several attempts by the security personnel to stop him. The security guy later gave up because he just didn't care

He looked weird, dressed weird and even talked more weird. It seems like he was trying to impress us that were present with his conversation...like...ha senator, have you gotten the package and so on. He even tried to strike a conversation with me after he finished his phone call before my mum tapped me to disengage me. After we left, she was like how would I even think on giving such a man an audience. (moms always know best...listen to you mom today ). I just chuckled as a big boy and told her its nothing joh . For my mind, I have dealt with badder niggas whilst she was outta town and in uk so she need not be over protective ( little did I know )

Fast forward like 8 months later...my dad was already in Uk and things weren't really looking up financially. The global economic meltdown just started and it affected everyone including my mum, not to talk of my dad who just landed in uk. She is a nurse and my dad a Redeem pastor (fulltime) had not completed his transfer process to the uk so no funds were coming in for him from the mission.

At this point, we kids were really affected cos we were solely dependent on them financially. I was really depressed and vulnerable. I decided to take a stroll and cheer myself up at an eatery in challenge (tantalizers for those of who know Ibadan).

It was there I saw this loud man again I immediately recognized him. Though I wasn't keen on approaching him, I still wished he did cos I was vulnerable and just needed to talk to someone. He spotted me and he came on to me and was like,"errm...are you a model or something?". I said no smiling in amusement of his loss of memory. He again asked if I was an actor, to this again I said no and reminded him about the visa office encounter...and then he was like "okayyy, that was you". He introduced himself as Tunji Alaso, a film producer and that he likes hanging out with young boys to encourage them and help them. I felt a bit elated on hearing that like god has sent my own moses to me. We exchanged phone numbers and he told me he was traveling back to Lagos but would be coming back to Ibadan in two weeks time and he would like us to hang out. Mind you, gay runs were unheard of back then in 2007 so I never smelt a rat. Before he left, he dished out n2000 to me and promised me more when he comes back.

Though the money so little, it felt so much to me at that time cos I was dead broke due to my parents financial situation but deep down within me, I started growing suspicious of the man. My spirit was not down with him but I decided to go with the flow cos of my temporary vulnerability. I did a little google search on Tunji Alaso films and found out little about him. A little reference was made about his movie productions but I wasn't still satisfied nor convinced. Deep down I was still disturbed.

I was forced to confide in my longtime friend from OSU (OSUITES are the baddest) and he told me to go ahead but I should update him about how everything unravels. Fortunately for me, the very day Mr Tunji was coming back to IB I was in company of that my friend that I confided in. He called me in his presence and said that I should meet him at tantalizers where we met the last time. He also said he will be spending the night in my place so as to save hotel expenses. My stomach turned upon hearing that but still, I was happy my friend was there with me. We decided to go and meet him together so that he can "access" the man. To be honest,Tunji looked weird but was also friendly in a weird way

We got there and my friend being a badt guy ordered without inhibitions and we spent about n9000 when we were about to leave. When Tunji went about sorting the bill, my friend pulled me aside and said with a seriousness I have never seen in him before..."my guy...run!!!

Omo...immediately I heard what my friend just said, my brain just begin calculate how I go take escape. As my friend wan discharge us, he began to pinch me, pestering me to help him collect transport money from the guy (badt guy).

I managed to help him collect N1000 and he went on his own, leaving me to my own predicament. As my friend left and we headed towards his car, Mr Tunji told me he will be spending the night in my place since my peeps were not around and so as to save hotel bills. He said we had rather used the hotel money for gyration later in the night. We entered the vehicle and we first headed towards bere with the excuse that he wanted to see one of his relatives, then he started chest beating about his achievements and people that he knew. He made mention of one former I.G of police Mike Okiro and many other influential people. He made mention that he just spoke with Okiro and he would be having a meeting with him in Abuja as soon as he leaves Ibadan. For my mind, I be like "wetin consign [/i]me". Make he just talk wetin he go talk make I find any chance to escape jare

Fortunately for me when we got to bere, he left me by my own in the vehicle and he went inside the compound of a building beside the main road that looked like a babalawo house and I found the perfect chance for my escape. Before the blink of an eye, I was out of the vehicle and in an instant I immediately crossed over to the other side of the road and disappeared. He only discovered my disappearance minutes later. I was expecting him to call and was prepared for his convo.

I politely told him I was sorry we can't be acquaintances because my mind was really unsettled about it and I immediately switched off my phone and that was it. I never again heard from him till date.

Few years down the line, I was able to summon courage and share the tale with some of my loud, street boy friends. At the time, gay runs was now a common occurrence and many tales about a particular Alhaji gay they usually talked about correlates with his kind of person. They all told me with all certainty that he was the one and I was lucky I escaped with my yansh unhurt . I immediately did another google search on him and this time I saw his pics and many evil tales of homosexuality and bounty hunting attributed to him. I was like

That was how Jah saved my yansh

[i]Thenk

I guess my parents prayers shielded me

Nairalanders help me thank god o.

If una still dey wait for pics, youre on a long thing

Sauce - personal exposure

Thats just the summary of who the guy was. Though am not a yahoo boy, I have thrice encountered this man in real life before I ever knew who he was. It was only Jah! that saved my yansh. Story coming up shortly...

Mega005:
I am back fully.tanoids take cover

By 4pm 2morow we Shall strike u all from left right front and back..

Cuz we will never allow u to infritriate our own SAI baba with ur impunity blood..

We are ready to witch-hunt u all till we get what belong to d massess back..

U guys have been Silent since morning about ur CSO that passed away from ur imaginary propanganda island??

Still waiting for obituary poster of him..

In olamides voice eni duro
4years headache noni

Beremx:

omg omenka this is classic.You're a legend

omenka:
Another northerner!!!!! What is wrong with Buhari??

What the hell??!! I did a research and discovered his father and grandmother are Northerners. His father's real name is Kabiru!!

Buhari is a tribalist!!

so lagos should keep going out of politcal favour from the center? remember they are not experienced in playing opposition politics

FearGodinall:
How? is it for the fact that, he's in pdp then Lagos and as well nigeria is not getting it right the way it ougth to because of people like you. Till we focus on credibility,integrity and selfleeness otherwise competencies will be deniend which will not anyway help us.

Na dat spiritual problem go kill you. All the yoruba girls i have dated are way cleaner than all the n500 ibo ashis I have bleeped.

wheesin:
yoruba girls are very dirty...dey no dey clean yansh.



guys I need spiritual help here


www.nairaland.com/2462995/need-internship-vacation-jobs-how

just click on it and help..or else ....

Eeya...pdp finished this man

Lol

so true

Big lie, fake link

lmao

this is epic...am gonna have to bookmark this

madamoringo:
They realize they lost, hence they want to run away to a biafra! LMAO...When you mate pummels you into submission and you figure the best thing to do is to run to your father's house!

THE WOMAN RESEMBLE CASSAVA

That i agree, but aba is much dirtier than Lagos

chuna1985:
Lagos is much dirtier than Accra

Ikenna351, Afam4eva, OAM4J, seun, ishilove, lalasticlala, kindly move this thread to frontpage. Thanks

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THE RECENTLY SACKED MILITARY CHEIFS, WERE THERE IGBOS AMONG THEM?

WHY DIDNT THEY WAIL ABOUT IT DURING JONATHANS REGIME?

SOMEBODY MUST PAY

BUT THEY ARE AVERSE TO HOMOSEXUALITY UNLIKE Igbos

babajero:
Just like the yorubas are mostly controlled by their genitals more than their brain. Both big and small.

LOL...

PDP=IGBO

USED AND DUMPED PARTY

PREVIOUSLY OWNED AND USED BY YORUBA, THEN PASSED ON TO HAUSA, AND THEN AN IJAW MAN

WHEN IT WAS THEIR TURN TO ENJOY PDP, THEY BROUGHT THEIR GOODLUCK BADLUCK INTO IT AND DESTROYED THE PARTY

NOW THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN WAILING WAILERS WHILST REFERRING TO NAIJA AS A ZOO

THE THING PAIN THEM SOTE THEM COME DEY AGITATE FOR BIAFRA

WHY DEM NO REMEMBER BIAFRA DURING THEIR BROTHER GOODLUCK REIGN

LOL...YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE ANY TANGIBLE THING TO SAY ABOUT YORUBA...THAT SHOWS THAT WE ARE LESS CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR BIAFRAN BULLSHIT...BOTH BACK THEN AND RIGHT NOW

YOU CAN AS WELL START ANOTHER WAR, BUT DONT BRING IT TO YORUBA LAND AGAIN OR ELSE THAT WILL SIGNIFY AN EARLY END TO YOUR BIAFRAN STRUGGLE. HOPE YOU HAVE LEARNT YOUR LESSONS FROM THE PAST...SO THAT WHAT HAPPENED IN 19** WILL NOT REPEAT ITSLEF AGAIN

and the real bitter truth is that igbos dont wanna ever leave lagos despite screaming biafra...now who is the hypocrite

OreMI22:
[size=15pt]When it comes to BIAFRA, the Yorubas and Hausa/Fulanis are the WORST hypocrites.

They bitterly hate the Igbos and indeed the southern minorities and would want them to leave Lagos etc and go stay in their own country!

But in contradiction to their true feelings, they don't want Biafra because they want to perpetuate their right to collect the lion share of the oil resources sourced from the same peoples land, using the bogus criteria they foisted on the country called Nigeria.

Without oil in Igboland and Southern minorities part of Nigeria, Yoruba and Hausa/Fulani would have long seceded from Nigeria. FACT!

I know just like me, many of our people are not 100% convinced Biafra is the answer, while many others already are.

Therefore, we should agitate for a UN sponsored referendum on the Biafra issue .
Northern Ireland fought the British for 30 years for the independence of Northern Ireland, but the referendum proved that majority of the people wanted to stay in the UK. Likewise, the South Sudan's referendum proved majority of South Sudanese wanted to be in their own country.

Therefore, a United Nations sponsored referendum should be the demand to see if majority of our people support independence or to stay in Nigeria.[/size]

whats the meaning of this

oluwalfa:
As was Nnamdi Azikiwe, Ike Nwachukwu, Rochas Okorocha, etc

alfaseltzer...dat devil worshipper

People like am plenty for iboland now

attacker231:
Satan worshipper, you sef dey do like person. Hahahaah

I guess he lost a leg and a tooth during the civil war and he wants his grandkids to avenge him (thats if the coward ever fought)

attacker231:
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This disable called dede1 is close to 75 years old, yet he is always here spewing hate and fighting with his grandkids. You better go change your pampers before you mess up the room again.

guy who is stopping yibooos from seceding? Definitely not yorubas. Infact we really want you to leave Lagos ASAP and form your Biafra republic n (that is if you cowards really mean business). If you yeebos were man enuf as u claim, direct all your hate speeches and tantrums to the hausa people and watch your people decimated. You can only try such nonsense with Yorubas cos of our accommodating nature.

Duru1:
There shall be no differences to be settled between Yari.ba and Igbo. Yari.ba and Igbo need two nation states. It is unfortunate British colonists lumped Yari.ba and Igbo together in one country. I had been thrilled with joy to suddenly realize that the oudmouthed ingrates are no longer the compatriots of Ndiigbo.

lol...you guys just automatically assume anything Yoruba is anti ibo.

For your information, most of the mods in the politics section are ibo

oluwalfa:
This is what your people are very good at and it has been working for you for years: lies and propaganda while shutting up the opposition. REal Igbos have been systematically banned on this yoruba-owned website and you guys can just post whatever you want as you feel nobody can chalenge you. This is why Radio Biafra is giving you guys nightmares because it is out of your lying control.

Please keep your one nigeria and let me keep my Biafra. OK?

belzebub....queen of flies

fly off

matured people are talking here

belzabull:
you have been running amok lime a lunatic on this thread spewing thrash. Why do yolobastards always scream that oil belongs to Nigeria? but will never admit that Lagos also belong to every Nigerian? Lagos state is our commonwealth, it was built by the oil proceeds from oil producing states and the sweat of hardworking Nigerians, hence is a no mans land. Deal with it.

lol...you guys have stated again

you mean both this poll and NOI polls was rigged too

Keep deluding yourselves

Euro31:
so 131 spambots that voted for Pmb now is the majority of Nigeria population

Out of over 170million citizens?

lol...do you know you're a suspect

kestolove95:
Baba carry ova don die...guyz go pass out dix yr bdat...baba God tank u o

This one na psycho o...chai

who did you like this

wicked people...they couldn't even pity your poor mother

ibkgab001:
Let him tell you how Buhari killed the man