₦airaland Forum

IyaIode:
Iya e

Lol...I love this perfect response. I use five of my different accounts contribute like to this your post.

Short, precise and succinct

abduljabbar4:
Np, some will still have the mind to come here and shout "what about the north?" Forgetting that APC didn't mobilise the underaged voters unlike them

Who says the underage voters didn't vote for PDP too...or did they stamp APC on their foreheads

Let them come out with their own evidences too.

abduljabbar4:
There is no possible way the tanoids can defend this because manual accredition wasn't used unlike in the presidential elections. No wonder Amaechi is no longer making noise.

They would definitely avoid this thread like ebola. Bunch of dumb nitwits calling themselves transformation ambassadors.

Jklue007:
#WikeMustGo

BUHARI my HERO!
AMEACHI my ROLE MODEL!!
FASHOLA my GUY!!!

God bless Nairaland.

The enormity of the fraud that was perpetrated in the rivers state election is too obviously obvious to ignore. A lot of lives were lost, properties were damaged and people were injured.

Rivers state was the only state in the whole of the federation where both international and local electoral observers jointly agreed that there was massive electoral fraud.

During the last gubernatorial elections, card readers were exclusively the only means of accreditation nationwide. There was a strict directive from the INEC headquarters as regards this. Unlike the presidential elections, the use of manual accreditation and incidence forms was disallowed cos it created some loopholes which encouraged electoral frauds.

How did wike get 1million plus votes if the total number of electronically accredited people was just barely over 200,000.

It is understandable that the card reader might not be 100% efficient but the marginal difference is so absurd...especially in an APC governed state.

hasyak:
QUOTES TO REMEMBER ,,, Sunday Akoji Posted:
PRESIDENT JONATHAN UNPLUGGED!
22 Unquotable Quotes Of GEJ
1. “CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than
CNN or World Bank?”
2. “Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor?"
3. “Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and I will create Unemployment.”
4′. “We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates…….in ten years time, they are going to take us to the Moon.”
5. “How can you just say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything.”
6. ”Corruption is not stealing. If you put nyam and Plantain where a goat is, the goat will eat the nyam.”
7. “If you go to Lagos and shout “ole ole” they will stone you well well. But if you shout “corruption”, people will just be looking at you.”
8.”Why should i declare my assets? I don’t give a damn!”
9.”People are just raising false alarm. How can 200 children go missing just like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating the matter”
10. “We are going to rebuild the Chibook school. And we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.”
11. “People keep saying, why don’t we go to Chibook, why don’t we go to Chibook. Aaah, we can’t go to Chibook Just like that. The Boko Haram people will fire at us.”
12. “This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government.”
13. “Boko Haram are our siblings. You can’t set the Army to go and wipe out your family”
14. “Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa”
15. “I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.”
16. “If i knew Election was going to be postponed, why will i waste my time and Federal Government money to go and campaign in Bayelsa.”
17. “I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don’t expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow”.
18. “We are going to buy Guns and give good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when they are killed, their families will not suffer”
19. “Some people just call themselves Statesman for nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park touts.”
20. ‘After God and my Parents, the third person i thank most for my life is President Olusegun Obasanjo.”
21. “I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here. It is because i don’t want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the
next 4 years you will see my hand”
22. “I am the sitting President. If there is any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls. Everything is on my head.”
[While these quotes may sound too bad to be true, be assured this is NOT just some prank. THESE QUOTES ARE DIRECTLY FROM LIVE INTERVIEWS AND SPEECHES OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN! You can literally verify them for yourself by doing a simple
google search!]
Dazzol

Lol

EroticAngelina:
This one is small sef.
come to apo filling station here in abuja and see QUEUE
Shebi Una want change, we still dey wait for am.

You're so daft and stupid. Is buhari now responsible for the fuel scarcity.

Why not blame your mumu outgoing president for his failed policies altogether. He has failed Nigerians and the economy. Last I heard, he is still calling the shots.

20 more days to go and you shall begin your real mourning and crying in earnest. Pls be patient.

Sweetguy25:
Wike will be governor for eight years. You people should stop wasting your time

Why is your life so bitter @ 25? You're still very young and have a long way to go.

An oyinbo maga gets conned easily cos of naivety and greed.

So also was GEJ conned by the frog eyed, pomo lipped, madam cos of his kleptomaniac tendencies and epic stupidity.

Such a rare combination of failures

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Try prayer Its gonna work

Prayer without taking any action? Am sorry I don't believe in that

importexpert:
i think involving the police will be your best choice

Am seriously considering hiring some boys to locate and threaten him for me as I have been advised against involving police cos he knows a few of them

Gboliwe:
Aside knowing him in the park, you know nothing else about him? Like where he lives? If he's married or not? What/where the wife is? His relations? Church/mosque? You don't know anything again?

I guess I had so much faith in him due to the fact that he was introduced to me by a close friend who I believed wouldn't betray me.

I am just started researching abt those infos now and the details am getting is sketchy.

The friend who introduced him to me is out of the country momentarily and I cannot get through to him for now.

I recently bought a bike and handed it to a local bike park chairman to handle it for me and forward to me the proceeds as agreed on a contract basis (higher purchase).

After about a month, payment stopped coming in and he has refused picking my calls. He has also relocated from his regular spot at the park and seems to be MIA.

I have told some people about reporting him to the police station nearby and I was discouraged cos many of them knows him to be highly connected with the policemen there and I might end up going around in circles and loosing my cash to the police on a wild goose chase at the same time.

Nairalanders with great wisdom, I need your advice on how to go about this.

Thanks.

Artificial surgery reconstructed body.

Show me 10 video vixens, models, actresses or music stars in the US and I will point 9 of them with fake body parts.

GEJ my hero!!! Fayose my role model!!!

oneeaast:
who the Bleep re yu to mention igbos and dont want a quote.

You this "OSU" boy meant as sacrifice for the gods is also claiming igbo

Your people don't even recognize your existence. You have been eternally damned to everlasting condemnation here on earth and in the afterlife

Quote me again and I will give u a full genealogy of your "OSU" ancestors

oneeaast:
another dull brain..
read again..

Who the furck is this

Eurobomber, is this your alternate moniker cos I don't remember quoting this mofo.

Now run along son

Hahahahaha!!!

They just start. Billions of investments(campaign funds) lost with no readily available avenue of recouping it.

Those that impoverished and drained nigerians (PDP) shall cry.

The book of lamentations chapter May verse 29 says, the lamentations of the evil ones has just begun

dechandel:

So he is now flying around with a jet??
I thought he was using legidesebenz to move around the whole of Lagos last month??

You've joined the haters too abi...oh I see you're ibo. Hating just comes naturally no matter how sophisticated u seem or look

9jacrip:
Bro, if such feat isn't from the Biafran side then it deserves to be lampooned and choked.

You've tried to help him/them reason with this, just watch out for his/their response.

Key points in your post such as deception, military tactics, why biafran soldiers fell for the trick etc will either fly over his head or his ego will blind him to it.

Lol...I doubt if he will be able to reply me again. Am waiting for him to do that though, if he has the courage . Am ready to beat him and all the forces of biafra to retreat again all by myself

EUROBOMBER:
Did you read the write up at all? The Biafran soldiers thought that Ore was heavily enforced that is why they did not move beyond that bridge, if they had know that just 129 soldiers were there they would have easily overrun them and head straight for Lagos which was the target.

I laugh hard at the bold part, go and read about Major Okafor and how he completely destroyed Nigerian army second division during the war. We had a lot going against us then that is why we lost the war. If we had just a quarter of the weapons you guys had the outcome would have been different.

Which war did adekunle fight? He was busy shooting women & children within the outskirts of Biafra while the man went forward under Etuk. Do you know that Biafran forces destroyed one-third of adekunle's 3rd marine commando even before he could start operation OAU?

Obasanjo himself took a shot in the arse at some point when he had to flee battle.

You're the real mumu. Isn't deception part of military tactics. Why then did the foolish biafran soldiers fall for the trick, got defeated and retreated if not that it was skillfully planned and executed.

Military strength isn't always about numbers and brute strength or weapons. You need brilliant commanders and soldiers to execute a perfect plan. Goto the Bible and read up on Gideon and his 300 men

MizMyColi:
But the said fiscal year happens to fall within the purview of GEJ's position as a ruling president, not so?
Let's not pretend we don't know what this is all about...

Pls stick to the romance section. You know nothing of politics except emotional sentiments. So the fact that buhari decided to probe the $20billion under GEJs regime means he is witchhunting him and his followers?

Are u trying to tell me that money is too small to probe and we should just forget abt it? A whole CBN governor exposed this massive fraud, lost his job cos of it in a suspicious manner and we should just sweep under the rug as one of those things.

Hear yourself pls, unless you or your family members are part of the beneficiaries, what you're saying is so damn senseless.

mykerg:
Mine was at silverbirds Rythm 93.7..Everthing went on well till I was asked for my number and as I started with zero,I saw a certain change on my interviewers face and I knew that was it .I blew it..I was told I would be called back but never heared from them till date..

I don't get this...what's wrong with starting with zero

PPAngel:
[size=18pt]another apc scam project

How is ogun going to afford 3 bn dollars

Them don dey wait for Buhari to assume office in order to guarranttee the imf loan

The incoming APC govt will not only deplete our resources but will leave us a legacy of debt for the next 40yrs

For how in God's name can ogun afford this?[/size]

Cry cry baby shey u need feeder

LockDown69:
Is that pot in barrack Obama's mouth?

No, na stove

Continue now >

Forwetinnah:
Point of correction...Buhari is with his fellows, that's his gang and he's very cool with it..don't bring that Intergrity crap because 2 CANNOT WALK together except they AGREE!! He's with the people he feels comfortable with and they have the same moral and political DNA.
At the second bolded...thats supposed to be a joke right?? Kindly mention the remaining 60% around Buhari that isn't corrupt? Should we start with his Vice...aka Pastor Osunbade* esquire that was Tinubu's milk man all through his 8years as Governor? Please start mentioning the saints around Buhari

Guy u have a low IQ, it will be futile trying to explain some things to you.

Am sorry if I sound condescending or insultive, but that is just the plain truth if what u said is all you can make of my write up.

barcanista:
If you compare Buhari's of pre-2015 and that of 2015 you will see a sharp difference in the Buhari. For the sake of patriotism, I hope he performs though I don't have confidence in him.

How else did u expect him to win without the help of the so called corrupt people you mentioned. That is the present reality of things in Nigeria and you have to roll in the mud to survive. Even at that, the results were a bit close and am sure if not for the amalgamation of the North and South and Buhari had paradventure ran all by himself and lost, its people like you that will come online and make a mockery of him.

GEJ your master, who are his own associates and how clean are their hands. He has been weilding federal power for years now. What concrete action has he taken against corruption?

Judge yourself before others. Nobody is perfect. If Buhari and his team is 40% corrupt, I can boldly and confidently say that GEJ and his cronies will score 98%.

That little difference is the change we are yearning for. Am sure its going to result into the recovery of billions of dollars.

Keneking:
Always on black on Friday

He is mourning

obailala:
When things like that start, everyone around usually overlooks it as a deliberate joke; until they come home one day and find the person naked in the market square... and then it will be too late.

Lol...but the guy get strong mind sha

aorta:
u dey happy abi?

Who be dis one...wetin concern me and u