l've been in a long distant relationship for four years now. our intro. is this month ending our wedding is in a few months time, l and my spouse talk like 6 to 8 times a day! that has really helped us greatly this past few years. communication is vital in every relationship ,understanding is pivotal too.

women have suffered, monthly period Wahala, they endure long time sexual pounding from their spouses, still carry pregnancy for 9months, baby depends totally on her for 3 to 4 years, now all this big for nothing men are still requesting to be breast feed. afternoon all this shit house chores and more pusssy pounding await's them. God Bless all the women

block her on WhatsApp, delete her no. go home and fuccck ur wife until her Katty brings out smoke. thank me later

that's a bum shot l think.

AlhajiImam:
These are people given us bad names because we are not supposed to kill another, only for self defence.

Terrorists are not Muslims. They are extremists.
What we want is sharia laws to guide us for peace to exist in this nation. It is the instruction of the most merciful Allah

and every extremist is a Muslim terrorist

PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.

notify his family, the child may be a blessing to you some day! abortion is not way out.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

well done Sir, keep sleeping with people's wives. it's like u are a cultist God help you

FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie.
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place

and you are still living there. place try and get a new place. before He destroy una destiny

this is what You get when you let ur dick control ur Brain and life, ur wife is making soo many sacrifices for you and ur kids ur are talking trash. if you eventually marry the soo called new girl at some point sex will become boring again then u leave that one again to another one. keep letting ur Village people and ur dick control ur life. you will only receive sense when You have lost all you have built with ur wife all this years

guys don't kill Urself try to satisfy any woman! just see what came out of that vagina no be federal government Job.

AmTruth:
The house is not MY HOUSE but OUR HOUSE in the first place.
Wish you could truly define what you mean by DISTURBANCE. Now my relations or yours are now Disturbance to your Life.
Really!!! Disturbance?
When they were making me be the one you called your own, they were not disturbing and now they would never be DISTURBANCE.

marriage should be enjoyed by the Man and his wife, am not a fan of prolonged staying l've never leaved with any family member who is married, if their staying won't affect my peace it's good and fine l hate drama

OhiOfIhima:
The biggest problem of this Nation is religion. If Enugu state govt decide to build an Islamic center in the state, is it the responsibility of CAN to access the online claims? If the news seem to be purported, then the stage govt have media aides to speak on the issues.

CAN should be practice moral n centralization in their ways of making an approach.

what are ur soo called religious leaders practicing you misplaced retarrrrd

no relative is staying in my house for more than two weeks. let them go to their own house l hate Disturbance

thoes terrorist claiming to be religion of peace won't like this

APC and Lies are the same, these politicians are shameless and lack integrity, l pity our Dear Country

let them come and drink Iya basira agboo they will be all right

SenecaTheYonger:
1000% correct. Women's cloth and make up are the ultimate trickster. That's why I now perfer slim girls - you get exactly what you see.

your brain correct. l only do slim Girls, l Never carry myself finish, Na some big ass, with stretch mark l wan come carry. there is enough problem in Nigeria already

He is dead, but his bullocus lives on!

the Nigerian police are far more effective than the Nigerian Army. the police should be equipped to adequately tackle this menace

RichThug:
10 years facebook account for sale.
Interested buyers should contact me on whatsapp
0.8.0.3.0.7.2.0.9.5.2

why the fuccck will someone want to buy another person's Facebook account? are my friends ur friends, Facebook no be insta Bros. the country hard but take am easy

2dice01:
if one pervert rape her now she will be complaining

some women Brain no dey function well, they want to be respected but they won't appear or behave responsibly

The guy Na Marlian

Stalwert:

Christianabomb.

Christianity and Bombing have nothing in common, ur so called Islam is the problem to this world, no peace anywhere you people found. terrorist

God don dey punish them one by one

the government of Buhari is very stupid and clueless, when ever they are been questioned they come up with something very stupid, they want to gain sympathy and get applauded by bringing up this! God will Definitely put them to shame all their wickedness will soon come to an end

osinbanjo is a coward, a puppet in the hands of his master, a toothless bulldog

abdulkayus:


Did he lie?
All what he stated are facts.

God will soon punish you all, the Almighty God will Definitely punish you all.

olasco2035:
This is not the first time a non Muslim, Hausa/Fulani will be caught in an acts of terrorism

(1) Mr. John Alaku Akpavan, the man
arrested in attempting to bomb Radio House Abuja on 5th June 2011 was a christian.

(2) Lydia Joseph (the failed bomber of St. John Catholic Cathedral) of Bauchi State who attempted to bomb a church on September 12, 2011 was a christian.

(3) Augustine Effiong akwa ibom indigent carried April 29th 2012 BUK
bomb attack as a christian.

(4) Emmanuel King arrested in attempt to bomb the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG)
in Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital, while camouflaged in Islamic attire on December 28, 2011 was a Christian

(5) Igbo traders that gunned down a dozen fellow Igbo businessmen of the same non-Islamic faith inside the Christ Apostolic Church, in Adamawa State on Friday January 6,
2012 all claimed to be Christians

(6) Samson Mangai who was arrested in Plateau state attempting to bomb a church was a christian..

(7) Madam Ruth, who attempted to bomb the ECWA church, Kalaring Kaltingo, in Gombe State on 12 Mar 2012 was a Christian.

( Case of the arrest of about eight
Christians in Bauchi in an attempt to blast the COCIN church on Sunday, February 26, 2012.

(9) Case of the Christian bomber lynched while escaping after blasting the COCIN Church of Jos on Sunday, February 26, 2012.

(10) Mr Alex Danladi involved in COCIN HQ bombing was lynched by worshipers. He was a church member disguised in military
uniform.

(11) Jonathan Gyanet, police officer was arrested while attempting to bomb ERCC church in Akwanga Nasarawa state on Apri 20 2014 was also a Christian.

And many more including Nathaniel Samuel who attempted to bomb living faith Church in Kaduna yesterday 02 February 2020. And he is not a Muslim..

May God continue to expose our common enemies trying to destabilize our beloved country Nigeria..

keep fooling yourselves you blood sucking Demons

ghettokid1:
Why all the curse?? . Jesus's last prayer: "Forgive Them Father, For They Do Not Know What They Are Doing". So why all the curse??

sherap ur dirty mouth there

there is an agenda to islamize this country and its very Obvious even the media houses are playing along, there vision is plain and clear, they have been training individuals in secret even in towns but God will fail them all. l'd die than surrender to a blood sucking religion

Reichel99:
Nice. Smart girl secured her future.

it's a Gold digging something

Asculd:
Mad ooooooo

you go soon mad