Man don't judge her by, how wide you think her vagina is, a Vagina has a mind of its own, at time it feels loss at times is Tite. talking from many years of experience. she may have been unfaithful in past ( l guess she's repented now). if you love her enough carry on with the marriage

No fuuuck given

tayeloveme4rel:
pls help a friend,brother,son,and also nairaland lastborn to quit his wierd behaviours and actions

get get grinded pepper and pour some in ur eyes. thank me later

Dubetex96:
I'm writing this with pains,
I lost my mother 3years ago since then life has become a shadow of itself to me and my younger brother. My mother died when he was in Ss3 and about to go for his one year apostolic work. he later proceeded to do his one year apostolic work as time flies they went for exam for another stage in priesthood and so unfortunate life can be he didn't make it so the priest he was serving during his apostolic work promised him that he will take care of him and he will also sponsor his education to university level so he stayed back owing to the fact that our parents are late. My broda wrote his first & second Jamb but his score is not sufficient enough to fetch him admission so i told him to prepare for next year 2021. But my headache is that he always complain to me that he is no longer comfortable living with the priest though he gave me some reasons that he doesn't have time for his personal life and also to read his books. He had already wanted to come back home but i have always objected due to the fact that here at home is not easy for me not to made mention of him coming back . I just graduated recently and still finding my bearing in life so i have always told him to give me time let me see if i can get job so he can come and stay with me because he's my only brother. As of yesterday night he messaged me on WhatsApp telling me the same thing which really got me thinking and tired.

sorry to say l just hope he is not been molested, it ain't easy but try to inquire.

NOETHNICITY:
I sighted my crush as she went to the back of the house to urinate, after she was done I went to the spot where she urinated and with index finger I touched part of the urine and rubbed it on my tongue feeling the taste of the urine.
And I somehow felt nice about it thereafter.
The lady is in the US now.

Madness

slyfox35:

And who told you he's not qualified,he's a certified architect/engineer

Certified as what? you can only tell that to people who are not in the field

which one be Arch. Engr. some people and tittles they are not even qualified for

SeunWedsLinda:
Good morning nairalanders. I'm sharing this here because I feel restless with this urgent need to end my relationship. I'll make the story as short as possible.

I started dating my girlfriend this time 2 years ago. The experience hasn't been bad because she's all I could wish for in a woman. Very pretty both facially and in physique. Respectful. Been there for me during my down times. Encourages me when things don't go my way. At some point, I thought she was gonna leave because of my financial state but no. She still stuck by me. Even helping me financially to bring me up to my feet.

However. Despite every attempts at steadying my financial imbalance, there was never any progress. We went for a crusade mid last year and the prophet called her out, was praying for her and she was falling under anointing. She was oblivious of what was happening then the man of God delivered a big prophesy that shocked me. He said she is possessed by a spirit which is out to ruin every man she's had something to do with in the past. That a lot of men have been destroyed. My heart raced faster and I couldn't figure out what to do at that point. When she finally got herself, she cleaned up and went home. Came to my house the following morning and asked me what happened. I told her everything the prophet said and she begged me not to leave her. Of course I didn't leave her. We still continued with the relationship. Don't blame me here guys. My belief was that no man or woman has the power to influence what happens to you. That success or financial breakthrough is the end product of hardwork and perseverance. That was why I took that prophesy with a pinch of salt.

Our lives continued. I kept encountering frustrations in my live goals and ambitions. Depts hanging round my neck with no hope in sight. Rents expiring with no plan for renewal. To the point that I had to borrow to feed. These were much that I decided to go see another prophet yesterday. This prophet is different from the first one that hosted a crusade we went for. I decided to go alone this time around and it's located in a different state. In the course of the ministration. The prophet called me out. He told me I should limit things I say to THAT GIRL (my girlfriend). He mentioned to me that my girlfriend is good and it's not her fault. That she is possessed by a spirit that is out to ruin. Responsible for restricting any favor that looks like it's coming my way. Every thing he told me was in tandem with my real life experiences. He prayed for me afterwards and I still went further to meet him. I needed some clarity on whether or not to continue with my relationship. He didn't urge that I breakup. But he advised I should just leave her and focus on my hustle. My girlfriend has been calling me since yesterday but I've not been picking. I'm confused guys. I know I will eventually pick and talk to her but how do I breakup? Where do I start from? I don't want to tell her what the prophet said about her. My mind is mess rn. Please advice me guys

Bro, nothing person never hear for this life, l dated my wife for four years nothing l no hear from all this prophet about, leaving hear and how she the reason why l never still make am we are married we don't lack we are growing together and things are getting better, Bro you are the architect of ur own destiny if you love her, marry her no man is God as long as you believe and pray things will fall in place in due time.

congratulations to you, Bros wey Sabi better thing

Zzor:
Yes, I will never bring anything to any man's table because I see that as part of the modern day slavery. A woman will give a man care, bear him children, nurture the children, take good care of his home, gives him sex anytime he wants, wake up at anytime of the night to attend to the baby's needs, gives selfless emotional needs, prays for the family, works and earn money (99percent of women work these days) and many more. So after doing all these for a man, these same man will want you to come share bills with him? like seriously? Am i his mother? Am i his slave? Why are men of these generation becoming so mean? Why do you all want to add to the burden of women? I will only spend my money on my kids and parents alone and not any man who is comfortable to still demand that his wife brings something to the table with all these stress women undergo. Don't even bother insulting me, it's a waste of energy. I'm also not against women who are comfortable doing such.

this one don mad finish, don't come hear to cry like baby can ur 38yrs of age single and lonely

action film, it's all staged. our politians will stage anything to gain attention useless people

setobaba:
Hello Nairalanders,

I’m 30yrs of age, and I never for once consider getting married, I lost interest totally, but this should incase i decide to tie the nut, how much should I have in my bank account to be on safer side before dragging myself into a life time contract with someone else daughter??

I currently own a car, and managing a salon plus other bussiness thag comes once a while, I’m working towards having a building of my own before getting married, but you see the country is so messed up right now that building a three bed room apartment for yourself is so difficult.
Families and friends are dragging me to get married without considering my financial status, they all felt I have what it takes to get myself a wife......lol tho I’m not moved or shake by their claims but I really need to know this.

Can one settle down with an available balance of a million naira and feel safe?

If you recently get married here, can you pls do a cost implication of the said wedding and cost of running your marriage since inception??
Many guys are scared, I swear

to tell you the truth, if ur parents are not wealthy,you can not save enough, just make do with what you have, first of all make inquiry from ur wife to be on, the cost implications of the traditional rites. just start buying what you can, drinks, get a decent wedding venue,( you fit manage out door to save cost. it's dry season) Bro just do ur best God will handle the rest. afew good people will definitely support you financially, but don't totally bank on that. l did my wedding in September l started planning it from March this year, and it was awesome ( even as my Papa no be dangote) discuss with ur wife to be to plead with her parents Soo that they don't stress you much, that will help a long way. wishing you all the best Bro.

SilverNorGold:
Although I am an avid supporter of President Buhari cos of his many stellar achievements, honesty and integrity, it's things like this(his softness) that's making me not very happy with him. Why sit and watch wicked elements and fake news purveyors run this country aground? What's stopping him from declaring war on enemies of Nigeria and fake news merchants?

President Buhari is TOO SOFT for my liking.. If he were Obasanjo or Yaradua or Goodluck Jonathan, would criminal elements like Sowore, Aisha Yesufu and their cohorts dare attempt one quarter of the nonsense that he (President Mohammadu Buhari) has tolerated from them?

This is sad.. President Buhari should do something to nip this nonsense in the bud as quickly as possible before it gets out of hand!

And by the way, what happened to the Social Media regulation bill? Seriously, I am not happy with the way things are going.. I just hope Nigeria survive the wrath of these fake news vicars before PMB comes up with a decisive solution.

May God help Nigeria.

all of una no go die well as God is in heaven and rules over the afairs of men

this one na African giant toilet rat now

sapphiere:
I like guys with natural pink lips.

Soo na only him lips you see

Congratulations to you both, just plan on how to leave this shit hole country there are may job opportunities outside the Zoo we are in.

You mother fuuuckers sold ur souls, writing crap! e no go better una one thousand 5 naira

The government paid you mother fuckers to come and write trash on nairaland God will punish you all, all the new acct. opened in October with their stuuupid propaganda

Charleys:
Who remembers hintz magazine of those days?

that Pamela story! way dey dey the back. na were boys start to dey learn bad things, l was a regular reader even in my primary school days.

grasscutter yes monkey is a no for, why kill those innocent monkeys, some of this spieces are going extint, make una dey pity some of this animals now

hmmm my wedding is 11 & 12th of sept. the money l have spent Soo far, l no wan think am self, there is still a few things to be done, l cannot kill myself, everything will fall in place God's willing

them they find who them go go kill

Arrewa:
Dear religious bigots!!

Punishment for blasphemy in the Bible

“Whover blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death. All the congregation shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the name, shall be put to death”

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12)

Kill Witches
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

That's religion for you! Stop hypocritically pushing blasphemy as a Muslim thing only... You people are not doing it doesn't mean it's not in your holy book.

If you are really passionate about human existence then embrace humanity and nature and stop all this hypocrisy!

that's why you people will continue to live in darkness. we christians understand the difference between the new testatement and the Old, have you seen any modern day Christian Do not practice all this. Soo stop posting what you don't know

LG is far stronger than Samsung ( it's just over rated), talking from experience

see wetin ToTo don cause

a tipical Nigerian girl. you people are always confused.

3 months it's Ok for me has a concerned husband after that konji must be quenched

Eulalia:
At least, six months. So that the vaginal walls that expanded during delivery can can contract back to normal. My mum taught me this and during their time, it was 1 year before they resume. Resuming almost immediately weakens the walls and getting them back together is usually difficult cos it was not given enough time to heal. And that is why mother's of today after one or two children have slack VJ and Begin to run to us for vagina tightening. That was why during our mothers time you hardly find women looking for vagina tightening remedy.

So 6 months to 1 year is fine. It will also help mother and child to stay healthy.

you go go back to ur Papa house now.

That slim draid lux madman. is a regular he walks from sapele road up ring on daily basis, l see him regularly Must woman will be Wishing there man has a D like that

the wicked are dieing, E remain one Dullard Fulani cattle rearer who calls himself president

that Moda fucking Dullard of a cattle rearer is next. make them go make the country progress

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

psycho, Napoleon still dey learn from you.