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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 20th November 2021 by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:21pm On Nov 20, 2021
princdebola201:
better delete it now cos Leicester is not loosing two early kickoffs at home
They already lost 2-0 to arsenal so expect nothing but firepower.the best result chelsea will get is a draw

grin

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:34pm On Nov 08, 2021
RealityKings:

Hello sis which faculty are you in Ekpoma
I won't tell you

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Romance / Re: I Am Going To Dumb My Boyfriend by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:01pm On Nov 08, 2021
Kayberg:
undecided

He is a bad boyfriend.
He doesn't only need to be dumbed, he deserves to be blinded, lamed, deafened and even crippled.
What a boyfriend that should be dumbed.
let's be guided please. I made a miistake
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:34pm On Nov 07, 2021
IFuckYourMama:






He is 30 years of age, a bachelor with no handwork; he plays on the emotions of well meaning Nlers by telling tales by moonlight and feeding off the pocket of unsuspecting people.

He should be avoided at all cost, his monikers should be placed on watchlist by the mods, his post should be reported to the appropriate authority.

Have a nice day

angry
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:26pm On Nov 07, 2021
jumper524:
my guy he wasn't known in the military as a cultists.
The moment the army finds out, just 4get it, the guy eyes go see sumthing.
If he's well known, he can deny in coutmarshal if no evidence.
If there's evidence against him trust me he's finished.
Common shutup what do you know

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Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by VickyELEFAN(f): 1:32pm On Nov 07, 2021
Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM cool U MADE MY DE. I DON LAFF SOTEYYY MY SMOKE DON FALL FROM MY MOUTH. WTF MAN
don't mind him please

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by VickyELEFAN(f): 1:31pm On Nov 07, 2021
jumper524:
na special force soldiers displaying their morale.
Nothing more, military cultists dare not display their cult self in public if not na underground dem go remsin forever.
Say what you know. I have a friend here in Benin, before he left AAU he was eiye... No aiye could challenge him

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Romance / I Am Going To Dumb My Boyfriend by VickyELEFAN(f): 6:39am On Nov 07, 2021
On Friday, me and my boyfriend and his sister planned a vacation and on our trip, we decided to branch an eatry in EKPOMA.

I was sitting at the back and his sister was sitting in the front seat. I didn't have any reason to complain since the car isn't mine and she's his sister.

When we got to LEO Restaurant & Bar, EKPOMA. We had to alight and get some food. Here in lies the drama. The sister came out and gave me her laptop bag to carry, while she walks empty handed with a high should. A shoulder as high as olumo rock.

As a humble lady, I didn't want to complain so I carried the bag. At the same time, I was trying to carry my own purse too, then the laptop bag fell down.

She insulted in the presence of many people and my boyfriend did not complain or caution her. Instead he frowned at me.
When we got into the eatry again, he bought his food with big meat but me I only got a rice with fish.

I didn't complain but I was hurt. The next I heard was the brother saying, "Vicky is your ATM with you, you will have to pay for the meal". Even though I don't have money, the bill is not an issues but my own mother and father are starving. My mother has been drinking gari and cold water for over 3 months now.
Why will I be paying for a rude girl and boyfriend who doesn't understand me.
I am going to dumb this guy.

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Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:17pm On Nov 01, 2021
Dagger111:

Can i know you more? Please!
When are you going to take me abroad with you embarassed
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:14pm On Nov 01, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:

Iro ni o shocked iro ni o shocked
Are you from a family of goats?

Well, I am even looking for who will help me pound yam this night. Are you down for it ? Where are you

I am at your beck-n-call . I can pound yam for you 24/7 365.
Monday Tuesday Wednesday and twice on a Sunday
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:09pm On Nov 01, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:

That's good of you.

What did you eat this night

We don't have food at home oo. I went to buy some grasses so that me and my siblings can feed?
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by VickyELEFAN(f): 8:07pm On Nov 01, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:

I am fine dear. Hope you are adhering to the COVID-19 protocols
Yes sir, I am using my face mask in public always
Romance / Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by VickyELEFAN(f): 7:38pm On Nov 01, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:


grin grin
Good evening sir. How are you
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by VickyELEFAN(f): 5:15pm On Nov 01, 2021
Drella:


I won't have a back and forth with you.
If you know any mason in a place like US, you can ask.
Take several seats sir. You are a baby.
Don't argue what you don't know
TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by VickyELEFAN(f): 12:55pm On Nov 01, 2021
oyikocho:
program wey don finish tey tey naim you say "just watched "?
twitter
Ehen now
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi: I Was Not Expelled For Twerking – UNN Medical Student Harassed by VickyELEFAN(f): 12:44pm On Nov 01, 2021
IgweBUIKE1:
really see your nose like flute
don't ever talk to me like that again angry
Politics / Re: Ministry of Early Salary Payment In Gombe State: Real Or Photoshopped? (Photo) by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:22am On Nov 01, 2021
That's the ministry of finance.

You don't need to go through conventional means to brand your ideas or commercial activities. You need to be unique. Whoever did that is trying to be unique
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Snaps With Biafra National Guard Throwback VIDEO in 2017 by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:19am On Nov 01, 2021
Ngene44:
you have to be careful, look for another hustle . i will send you the device or the phone number which you use. Look for another hustle. Warning

Now you are resorting to threats

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Politics / Re: Proverbs 11 : 29 : What The Bible Says About Biafra by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:18am On Nov 01, 2021
Don't include the bible in whatever Biafra palava y'all in
Romance / I Think I Have Yam Leg by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:11am On Nov 01, 2021
Please don't insult me.
When I turned 13years old, I noticed my leg was growing differently, especially at the calf region.

My neighbors used to say I was going to be a superstar Footballer competing with men, but I never really understood him. Why men?

Now I am a grown up lady. when other women are going to the pool to swim, I am ashamed of taking off my jeans and put on a swimming trunk. I have Yam leggs! At least that is what people call it.
When other women wear leggings and look sexy, my own leggings looks like I am hiding 2 tubers of yam in it undecided
When other women are dancing, I feel like my legs is that of an ostrich angry

Please what can I do to reduce my leg back to sexy shape like other women. I want to swim too without being ashamed of my legs.

Please

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Romance / Re: Wife Material With A Touch Of Ashawo’ – Lady Filmed Pounding Fufu And Smoking by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:06am On Nov 01, 2021
BlackPantherxXx:


Yamlegger most likely

angry Yamlegger is someone's flavour.

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Romance / Re: Wife Material With A Touch Of Ashawo’ – Lady Filmed Pounding Fufu And Smoking by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:05am On Nov 01, 2021
Men on Nairaland don't know anything.
When den enter TikTok you will just faint

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Education / Re: What are the words that easily catch your attention? by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:03am On Nov 01, 2021
M&M

Masturbation and Money cheesy
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi: I Was Not Expelled For Twerking – UNN Medical Student Harassed by VickyELEFAN(f): 2:01am On Nov 01, 2021
She is not naked now. Here in AAU EKPOMA we do more than that and nothing happens.

Dem no born anybody well make Dem talk

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