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orijintv:
Ive tried all this and it still appens. I need a link to a dermatologist not a medical doctor sir, just incase you have any please buzz me

bro. contact Doctorshub.com.ng they are online doctor. they will help out bro

NwaNimo1:
Op - Na 'Rotten' puny dey cause am..... pour some Dettol inside am before starting even if you dey wear condom,

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SecondBreakableIbis-size_restricted.gif

And scrub your 'jonson' afterwards....... with 'Kai Kai',

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. you don mad o

emeijeh:
The little boy was surprised his new found "balls" doesn't bounce

hmmm. you don marry shey? I don't even think that way..am sure if it were you, you wouldn't have punished him cos you will understand

lilytender:
This fool is never an ADC. The ADC is supposed to be alert in case enemies want to attack the governor, instead this mumu is carrying the governor's bag and phones. Now, tell me if there is sound of gun shoot from any side, how would he (ADC) protect and save the governor's life while he (ADC) is carrying the governor's bag and phone? Go and read about what Aguiy Ironsi, Muritala Muhammed, IBB's ADCs did when the enemies struck. An ADC that does not know is job, is that one an ADC?

wetin cum happen to aguyi ironsi and murtala Muhammad...no b assassination end them? leave the poor guy jare

OkoYibo:
Pls, don't admire Ambode. Whenever you guys admire anyone, such person is usually faced with unimaginable bad luck.

You supported GEJ, he lost.
You supported Jimi Agbaje, he was beaten.
You admired FFK, he ended up in prison.
You called Kemi Olunloyo Ada Biafra, she's now a jailbird.
You followed Dasuki, he's a veteran in prison.

Even Nnamdi Kanu was making noise without much problems. The moment you lot started following him, he landed in prison.

Please, don't infect Ambode with your badluck.

you are wicked

all these politicians

hmmm

nic2wao:
Hmmmn!

I heard that Okocha is still playing for Bolton

no o. he dey psg

hakeem4:
I fear no one my dear ..... I just can't insult the number one citizen of Nigeria

wao. bravo bro

hakeem4:
hmmmmm when he resign I'd talk

don't tell m you are afraid o. but you are not afraid of saraki

HeOrShe:
If Andy Uba like make he sell corn, fry akara, sell moi moi and eat with beggers or even turn to Hausa man selling cucumber or groundnut.


We are not going to vote for him.. Him and his brother are criminals and we run anambra dry.

Is only during election they would appear like God's sent... but after election they would become devils advocate. wicked, greedy and selfish politicians


Besides we dont want APC flag anywhere in anambra..

but you want PDP. are they not bed of same feather... even kanu sef. don't depend on this country my brother

soberdrunk:
No need for name calling and insults, if he is truly who he says he is, he should simply do some of the things he did during his "First Coming" E.g Water to wine, feed the whole of Oshodi with 5 agege bread and few fish, stroll across bar beach, etc....... After he has passed all these tests we can continue from there.........

he should also command all our bad politicians to die

hakeem4:
1) lai Mohammed:- minister of lies ( most popular)

2) babatunde raji fashola:- minister of darkness ( he's also trying)

3) kemi adeosun:- minister of recession ( she's trying sha )

4) Solomon dalung:- minister of sport and youth ( most useless)

One of lai Mohammed's masquerade during IT with mark zuckerberg

what of buhari

ibkgab001:
I was so happy when I shook hand with this woman at Fanmilk PLC eleyele Ibadan 2008

and does that add any impact to you? no offense really... but you know opportunity comes daily and we just have to take it

Hotshawarma:
nigerian industry??

you are wicked

dessz:
go back and read it again but carry ur sense with u dis time

u dey mind am

mrhubby:
Hello Doctors in the house. I have a pressing issue that I want the advise of qualified medical practitioners on this great forum on. please, I really need your candid advise on this issue. For the sake of being anonymous, I had to created a new account to post this.

I'm married to the best woman in the world and we are blessed with a baby boy almost 4 years ago. I left the country and didn't return until after 3 years. We are trying to have another baby but it seems not working. We tried everything we could, yet, she cant get pregnant. My wife is very good at calculating her ovulation period and I'm not a 1-minute man either.

Now to what I need the advise on. Since the very first month after I returned, she was having some signs of pregnancy. She gets tired easily, her breasts were tender and each time she wore bra, she complained of discomfort. These are some of the symptoms she had when she was pregnant with our first child. We were happy and waiting on conducting preggy test, hoping for a positive result. Lo and behold, it was negative. We thought maybe it was too early for such test, we did the test again 4 days later, it was still negative. A couple of days later, her menstrual period came. We were devastated but we didn't lose hope.

After her period, we seek a medical advise on how to boost our chances of conceiving and we carried them (advise) out to the letter. Mind you she was still having the symptoms that I described earlier and it even got worse that she started having mild morning sickness. Fast forward, the day she was suppose to see her period came and she didn't see it. We were happy that maybe, God has finally answered our prayer only for her to see blood the following day. The period was heavy and it lasted 7 days, 3 more days than what she normally had. We became worried about the prolonged menstruation and didn't know what to do. Prior to her having the period, for about 3 days, she was having difficulties urinating. Each time she was to urinate, she experiences an excruciating pain inside her vagina for the whole period the urine is coming out and once she's done urinating, the pain stops. It went on like that until the period came and the pains stopped.

Just this month, while the pregnancy symptoms persisted, she had her period again. But this time around, the period was delayed for about 3 days. It came heavy for 2 and half day and then stopped only to return 2 days later with another round of heavy flow which lasted for 1 day. All this period, we kept on carrying out preggy tests, thinking maybe she was pregnant. We just did blood test for pregnancy today and it came out negative as well.

Doctors, please what should we do at this stage?. Its getting out of hand and I just want my wife to be OK. Even if the baby(ies) do(es) not want to come now, all I need right now is to have my wife healthy and confident again.

I know some people will say Nairaland is not a hospital, yes I know but I still want to seek opinion of different people on the issue.

Thanks.

Sorry for the epistle and please pardon my blunders.

check doctorshub.com.ng. am sure you will have a sound advice there

HisSexcellency:
Sheriff should go to the Apc where he belongs.
His "job well-done " contract is waiting for him. 30billion to rehabilitate the North east destroyed by Boko Haram set

so fayose and wike are APC members. the last time I checked, these guys brought sheriff. don't call yourself over APC

awillabo:
Oh

My Dear country is becoming a failed state..

OP thank God for your life.

I don't understand why the FG cant take a big stance and release a press statement against jungle justice.

Outright Ban of this heinous act of jungle justice.
And promise stiff penalties for defaulters.

That useless vegetable has held Nigeria. A country of 180 million people to ranson.

Even our youths are too weak to even protest.
Probably afraid of been shot at close range by the very trigger happy policemen.
Someone cant even move around in his environment again.
I wonder how our future generations wud be.its so sad.


Lalasticlala i think this deserves FP

don't let me vent my anger on you o. outright ban on mob leaching. what of those criminals, when will they place a ban on them. What is the fg doing to curb the menace. can't they arrest the obas...you are attacking the people who are already angry. just leave

seunlayi:
CHURCH CHOIR

Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.

You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There you see all manners of people and behaviours.

1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late, and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.

2. Choir Director.
The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.

3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.

4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the most stubborn ones are in alto.

5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other before.

6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want to stand on the microphone let the church see them.

7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs everybody starts 'gisting'.

8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to go out and ease himself that very time.

9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).

10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.

In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.

you dey craze. I don laugh fall o

conductor7:
Na them Oshogbo immigrants wey dey always like to claim Lagos.

Bush people. If you check well, he has shit tied inside a nylon bag going to throw it away inside a gutter

your comment got me rolling on the floor until I saw your moniker

NwaAmaikpe:

Help yourself https://www.nairaland.com/3891148/mother-davidos-boy-utibe-dies#57977647
Heed the advice of a sage.

wao

NwaAmaikpe:



If only these people taking money from this boy knew what they are getting to.

The boy wants to use people's destiny to boost his music career.

If his intentions are clean and he has 5million to spare; he should give it to his mother.

Utibe's greedy mom learnt the hard way when she died after accepting the cursed warehouse Davido built for them.
Times are bad...please be wise.

brother...where you get all these info na. chai

obeyizy:
Why u bring afonja for this matter now?

you dey mind him. I just tire for all these tribal talks. Well dangote don say na joblessness dey worry them

lols

nototribalist:
Minister for darkness and Lagos State should be arrested and thrown in jail. He's an Afonja. #useless

I pity you. don't let tribal hatred kill you. shey na only afonja no get light?

Ginaz:
Nigeria have a president who lives as a citizen in another country ruled by another president.

Una never see anything. By the time APC have change the country , people will look for work in the dustbin too.

so what's fun in what you wrote? and putting up that meme. people are dying of hunger everyday and what you could say is laughing at them for exercising their right of vote. I pity you lady. it's high time you recognize that both PDP and APC are the same. Same with buhari and Jonathan. don't let me vex for you this morning o

GeneralOjukwu:
Damn... infamous for P3NIS accommodation. I salute!

Oh ye, Gentlemen of the Vaseline Crew, over to you





Professor Emeritus of Pornhub and Xvideos Studies.... Tuale!

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how you take know all the site

hmmm

omenka:
I don't even read them.

lol

omenka:
What makes Deji believe whoever made the alleged tape is from the north?

We wake up everyday to all sort of dangerous and devisive propaganda by IPOB all in a bid to consolidate their stranglehold on the minds of their supporters.

A chinedu who was born and bred in the North can easily speak Hausa and mimick their accent, or one Nnamdi can easily pay some nutjob Hausa fellow to say those words and then have it posted on social media.

Ipob has done more harm to the psyche and behavior of the average igbo man than anything else under the sun.



Meanwhile, thanks to you ipob yoots, I see your hand work.

What a pity.

do you reply to all those mention?

boscowjay:
The writer or the post has made the sentence meaningless by not observing punctuation marks (mechanical accuracy). The sentences got me confused and meaningless cos no punctuation marks.

Punctuation mark 'comma' should be in 2nd, 3rd and 4th sentence. Also, 'full stop' at the end.

Also, all nouns should be capitalized and no capital letter should start after a 'comma' except a noun.

I tire o