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StubbornGENIUS:
All those computer programmes and stuff.I just need a laptop to start

I also need a laptop to start. when are we getting the 2 laptops

StubbornGENIUS:
Vicks abeg nah.I seriously need to start learning from you

Ahh learning what

StubbornGENIUS:
Are you seriously denying my humble request vicks?Remember, God loves a cheerful giver.

Ah God loves a cheerful giver oo. This is what we should be telling the person that will gift us the laptops. Have you found the person?

StubbornGENIUS:
Ololufemi owon vicks,e joo nah

dont quote me until you find the person to gift us the laptops o.

nijabazaar:
You plan your life and 2020 happens.
What kinda year is this sef

IKR!

Oh well, better safe. Hopefully Saturday launch will be successful.

cc: ChiefZaddy - here's a similar issue (to yours on the thread you created) with GT Bank.

For context: https://www.nairaland.com/5885511/money-account-keeps-increasing-mysteriously#90021085

StubbornGENIUS:
That's you.Please gift me one of your laptops.

I don't know what you're talking about. Let me know when you find someone to gift us 2 laptops. 1 for you, 1 for me.

StubbornGENIUS:
Am gonna hack his brain.

Osshheeeyyy hacker

The launch has been suspended due to the weather. I was really looking forward to it. Better safe! 2020 though

Update - Saturday: launch successful! Go NASA!!! Go SpaceX!!! GOD SPEED!!!

StubbornGENIUS:
Please who is the snooper?

what would you do to the person?

StubbornGENIUS:
I absolutely have no idea what you are talking about.

Same here!

ajepako:
Ashually, you are right..

That was a wonderful childhood in Nigeria when life was awesome..

Then, you were still in kindergarten cell with Baba God in hefun , serving punishment for making noise when angels were praying, right after all of dem don given you heavy konk for head..

You head nack ground since your days in hefun, l swear.

Werey Osogbo

Rotfl big sis, you no go kee me

StubbornGENIUS:
Computer bae with computer eyes,am not going anywhere this night.

I see someone has been snooping around

StubbornGENIUS:
Am just curious. I want to know the car you'll drive me around in when i visit.

Visit where? Gerraarraahhiiaaa!

StubbornGENIUS:
Stop syh vicks.You could break your cute neck

Because my neck is now plastic abi rubber.

StubbornGENIUS:
Answer my question vickyrotex

What question? Why are you asking me about cars?

All these guests. Welcome, let's see how you fare

What won't I read on NL?

Op, based on your assertion I guess I wouldn't have gotten a job. but I get you, when we can't point an accusing finger to something, we turn to ourselves. I guess you've ran out of reasons why you would be denied a job after several attempts. Don't give up. Keep pushing.

I have diastema (gap teeth) and I've never seen it as a problem, neither has anyone around me brought it up as an issue. If I recollect well, it started in my late teenage years. Funny thing is my twin who never had any also got one a year or 2 after mine started, then my sister joined the league. We all have it in the upper front teeth like most people. There are several reasons for diastema, but seeing how some of my family and I became gifted with it, it appears to run in my family. Although my parents don't have it. (you can look up the reason why it runs in family)
Gap teeth is cute and I'm not saying this cos I have one I've just always liked it. Especially when people smile with it. Awwwww

When I went for my dental cleaning early this year, I jokingly asked my dentist what he thinks about it, and he was like "what you talking about? this is beautiful and doesn't pose any threat to your oral health" so OP dont let anyone discourage you about YOU. As long as you practice oral hygiene.

Btw, yours doesn't appear to be diastema. Either ways, if you have an issue with it and its affecting your self esteem or you're worried that its impacting how you pronounce words, then see a practitioner for filling or remove the tiny piece and use braces to close it.

But you need to work on your self esteem, cos when you finally move on from the teeth issue, you'll find another thing to blame. It's an unending circle!

PS: Seun, we need an emoji for gap teeth

StubbornGENIUS:
VickyRotex nice gift,am sure she will appreciate.By the way,how many cars do u have???

smh what

cutesimplycalm:
I seriously can't believe this game is still ongoing.... Since 2009 or thereabout





FYI I hope I'm the last person to post here

Yes, you're the last person to post here. Congratulations. Here's your gift

Hi folks,

Pearson advance has a couple of flexible free courses that you can enroll for. One of which is:

AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner: https://pearsonadvance.com/courses/aws-certified-cloud-practitioner/
Course is self paced and runs till December 2020 (subject to change)
Duration/commitment: 4 weeks (4 - 8 hours)
Experience level say Intermediate, but my recommendation is anyone with basic knowledge of AWS can enroll.

Here's a caveat from the site:
This is a popular course and seats are limited. In an effort to support our active learners, you are required to log two days of activity within 7 days of starting the course. Inactive students will be unenrolled to allow other learners the opportunity for enrollment.

PS: I'm really trying to be careful with the word "free" these days as some of these vendors try to outsmart us. Nonetheless, I will keep sharing any resource I come across.

Op, how can you blast during the day and leave till midnight before you flush

Don't your neighbors blast too?

Common be grateful. Some people dey pray to blast, you dey complain because of sound.

Get a soundproof if you're so bothered.

tripplephi:
Aunty, do your own video and let us rate it.... I promise to be nice. OP did a great video, If you have watched little mermaid, you would know she sings well

Eyin haters raters, I no dey do. I no need rating

ofcourse the op's voice is nice, but people will still say otherwise.

dfrost:
Report to GTB asap. Fraud allegation no be small thing. Maybe or maybe not, they are testing waters with your account. Don't fall into the trap. Blow alarm, shout, make noise please.

VickyRotex brought me here

I should get award for sharing

I echo blow alarm, shout, make noise

CsRockefeller:
Oh! He was one the raves of Hip Hop in the late 90s.

Ahh I see!

I see that you are a CastingCrowns fan. This makes you the second person on this forum who is a fan, behind the Benue lady who has her monicker as CastingCrowns.

My best still remains City on a Hill, then praise you in the storm.

lol yes I love the Castingcrown crew. Their consistency is admirable.

Praise you in the storm brings back memories.

Just be held, Oh my soul, and Only Jesus are also evergreen. In fact all their songs I've listened to, lol

"Oh my soul, you're not alone, there's a place where fear has to face the God you know"

ChiefZaddy:
Lol. I don't want to be involved in fraud ni.

Exactly! That's why you need to investigate the source. Don't spend it.

OmoOduduwa01:
Gbogbo wa la dagbada ikú

Beeni ooo

Danielfx:
Are you always this cool ?

Ah see question. No, I'm a woman of war

IYANGBALI:
Chei see ajepako and vickyrotex back then in the village. 2 village girls

Happy Children's day!!! We will keep praying for you, by this time next year, you will be "omo ire bi iyan ati custard"

betonnaira:
well wen I read it I saw flip cash, like i saw d past where they was no flip in d content?

That's the problem, you're still arguing.

Not ready to go down that rabbit trail. I already passed my message across!

Seka seka wan se bi pe won ni ku mo. >>>>>>> The wicked acts like they'll never die.

May his soul find rest and may God comfort and sustain the living.

You listed 4, which do you like or hate

What is "laughing, laughs"? Why use that when you have an emoji

Hmmmmm if you spend the money without inquiring why you got it in the first place, your next topic on NL will be:

"The money in my account keeps decreasing mysteriously."