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match fixin no b new tin again

We are killing that tottenham bird to celebrate new year jare

madara will absorb it just like hw he did to naruto frs and sasuke enton

i missed this fucking intresting thread

BabaAlabi: Carry Only Your Garri

funny lol, Watin e mean?

Abeg make una no vex o , Watin "COYG" mean?

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my psvita get sim slot

A vilage man was travellin 2 d city, n it his first tym 2 b in a ride n as d motor was movin very speed he saw dat d trees were movin very speed 2 n den he told him self dat since dis trees ar movin fast, no need 2 b in d car n so he asked d driver 2 drop him. He went n climbed d tree n asked d tree 2 stat movin.

President Jonathan was in a meeting with all the governors, senators, MHR, FEC,NNPC directors and all fuel importers when the news came that central bank has been robbed...then jonathan said how is dat possible when all the thieves are seated here with me?

A lady lost her IPad and decided to call the number, a guy picked the phone and answered; hello,... Lady replied immediately that's my phone, the:
Guy: said ehen Madam I don dey fine u since.The excited lady replied and smiled; that's kind of u, u want to return my phone abi? thank u! The guy replied "God forbid , return fire? I need the charger cause person tell me say the charger sef cost and e scarce for market .

A village man use 2 jorney frm village to city 5hrs each tym he travells. So 1 day he was travellin 2 d city nd driver wit speed reached d city in 2hrs. D man nw asked d driver 4 change, dat he used 2 spend 5hrs on evry trip n 2day it was 2hrs dat he should give him d change 4 d remainin 3hrs

Hausa man took his radio 4 repairs. When d radio was opened, a rat jumped out & ran away. The Hausa man shouted "ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu" (help! help!! The newscaster is escaping!

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier. "Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought that battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!" "Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that.

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal

A 9ja boy abroad called his mum 2 say He's got HIV.His mum begged him not ever come back home.Surprised he asked why? and she replied,if u come ur wife go get am & give ur younger brother who go give housegirl & she go give ur papa & ur papa go give me & i go give driver who go give ur sister.If ur sister get am the village men don get am be that!We are counting on u 2 die alone,pls! biko! Jo! Be watchful.Who is 2 blame among them.

A man was dying of cancer. His
son Johnny asked him "Dad why do you always tell people you are dying of AIDS" He answered "so that when am dead no one will dare touch your mum

Biology exam question: Draw the female reproductive organ. As the exam was going on, a girl looked between her laps. A boy saw her and shouted "Sir, she's cheating, she is copying from the original diagram.

1# You are a brownish idiot with a scratched brain attached to the most fleshy part of a ram.....

2# GO AND TELL THAT TO YOUR MISERABLE DAD THAT REFUSED TO DIE OF ACUTEFALACIDE PARALYSIS.....

3# You re a fallacy patient who need an undiluted acid 2 function well...

4# YOU ADJOURNED ADUMANTED WASTEBIN DABBED FROM THE CLAN OF GERMICIDED BUFFALO...

5# YOU COMBUSTIBLE CONDENSED BUSH FOWL ...

6# YOU ADOPTED BASTARD SUFFERING FROM A BRAIN CANCER....

7# YOU IGNOMINIOUS INCASTRATED BUFFALO ..
8# YOU FABRIQUENTED INCARATATED TRAMP...

9# YOU AGILATED BOVINE EMPTY INCOMPREHENSIBLE BASTARD...

10# YOU RE INDEED AN UNSCUPULUS SICKED FUNGI INFECTED GAYBIAN.....

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Christianos: Chairman, maintain ya lane nah. Wetin concern Chelsea here now?

just free the guy, na so those UNPARK boys dey do

88mins gone.... We don pipe BVB

Rain no allow me see the eclipses for portharcourt

[b] WITH THIS GUYS , NA WE GET THE CUP[/B]

Its a GOAL emenike do tear net..... We need shoe mender to patch that net

chaloner: d guy nearly scater my mouth wen shouting goalllllllllll............ Make I go do small gim for seun cos 2nd half goals no go b beans

I no fit pack blood o

homody: tru or false

na NTA u dey watch?

UP NEPA I CAN'T FIT WAIT FOR ARSENAL MATCH

its an own GOAL!!!!. 9ja 2: uruguay 0 .

notting is thuged in those pic, they look religious not thuged

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