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A village man use 2 jorney frm village to city 5hrs each tym he travells. So 1 day he was travellin 2 d city nd driver wit speed reached d city in 2hrs. D man nw asked d driver 4 change, dat he used 2 spend 5hrs on evry trip n 2day it was 2hrs dat he should give him d change 4 d remainin 3hrs

Hausa man took his radio 4 repairs. When d radio was opened, a rat jumped out & ran away. The Hausa man shouted "ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu" (help! help!! The newscaster is escaping!

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier. "Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought that battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!" "Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that.

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal

A 9ja boy abroad called his mum 2 say He's got HIV.His mum begged him not ever come back home.Surprised he asked why? and she replied,if u come ur wife go get am & give ur younger brother who go give housegirl & she go give ur papa & ur papa go give me & i go give driver who go give ur sister.If ur sister get am the village men don get am be that!We are counting on u 2 die alone,pls! biko! Jo! Be watchful.Who is 2 blame among them.

A man was dying of cancer. His
son Johnny asked him "Dad why do you always tell people you are dying of AIDS" He answered "so that when am dead no one will dare touch your mum

Biology exam question: Draw the female reproductive organ. As the exam was going on, a girl looked between her laps. A boy saw her and shouted "Sir, she's cheating, she is copying from the original diagram.

1# You are a brownish idiot with a scratched brain attached to the most fleshy part of a ram.....

2# GO AND TELL THAT TO YOUR MISERABLE DAD THAT REFUSED TO DIE OF ACUTEFALACIDE PARALYSIS.....

3# You re a fallacy patient who need an undiluted acid 2 function well...

4# YOU ADJOURNED ADUMANTED WASTEBIN DABBED FROM THE CLAN OF GERMICIDED BUFFALO...

5# YOU COMBUSTIBLE CONDENSED BUSH FOWL ...

6# YOU ADOPTED BASTARD SUFFERING FROM A BRAIN CANCER....

7# YOU IGNOMINIOUS INCASTRATED BUFFALO ..
8# YOU FABRIQUENTED INCARATATED TRAMP...

9# YOU AGILATED BOVINE EMPTY INCOMPREHENSIBLE BASTARD...

10# YOU RE INDEED AN UNSCUPULUS SICKED FUNGI INFECTED GAYBIAN.....

Feel free to laugh. You can also add yours

Christianos: Chairman, maintain ya lane nah. Wetin concern Chelsea here now?

just free the guy, na so those UNPARK boys dey do

88mins gone.... We don pipe BVB

Rain no allow me see the eclipses for portharcourt

[b] WITH THIS GUYS , NA WE GET THE CUP[/B]

Its a GOAL emenike do tear net..... We need shoe mender to patch that net

chaloner: d guy nearly scater my mouth wen shouting goalllllllllll............ Make I go do small gim for seun cos 2nd half goals no go b beans

I no fit pack blood o

homody: tru or false

na NTA u dey watch?

UP NEPA I CAN'T FIT WAIT FOR ARSENAL MATCH

its an own GOAL!!!!. 9ja 2: uruguay 0 .

notting is thuged in those pic, they look religious not thuged

sony max (dstv-128), mtv base (dstv-322) and mnet action/+(dstv-106/110)

Both of them get despoil by iceprince me. Aboki

End time tinz

End time tins

End time tinz

Donlittle: these burner boy self? I haff not hear his music, I need to here it sooner

na the gay sing ''RUN MY RACE'', make una join me run my race

Na END TIME THINGS be this

You no serioùs

young-dude:
hahaha.....its a joke but still the truth!

na only 9ja fit do am, no other country fit try am again

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I saw this post at the FP www.nairaland.com/1362564/10-things-ghanaians-know-nigerians , so I decided to create my own.

Africa is the most populous and the only black continent. Despite the delayed development in the continent, Africa is an interesting continent to visit and in it abounds lots of talents. There are a lot of known and interesting information but there are much more unknown facts about Africa that are worth mentioning.

1. Second Largest Continent
https://answersafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Depositphotos_3780361_s.jpg Africa is the second largest continent in the world. The second largest in both land mass and population. It covers about a fifth of the earth’s total land area. The land mass is about 30.2 million km (11.7 million sq mi) and this includes adjacent islands, it covers six percent of the Earth’s total surface area.

2. Africa Was Once Joined To Other Continents https://answersafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Fossil-evidence-of-Continental-Drift.jpg
One interesting fact about Africa that will amaze you is that long before humans were around (the early Mesozoic Era), Africa was joined to the other continents in a massive continent called Pangaea. Over millions of years this huge continent broke apart shaping the world landscape as we know it today in what has been referred to the continental drift. This was at first a speculation and was first put proposed by Abraham Ortelius in 1596. Later on, the concept was independently (and more fully) developed in 1912 by Alfred Wegener and the theory of continental drift was superseded by the theory of plate tectonics, which builds upon the previous continental drift and better explains the former concept.
3. Africa is The Home of the Human Species
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Another interesting fact about Africa is that according to information provided by the Human
Origins, early humans first migrated out of Africa
into Asia probably between 2 million and 1.8
million years ago. They entered Europe somewhat later, between 1.5 million and 1 million years. Species of modern humans populated many parts of the world much later. For instance, people first came to Australia probably within the past 60,000 years and to the Americas within the past 30,000 years or so. The beginnings of agriculture and the rise of the first civilizations occurred within the past 12,000 years.

Source: www.answersafrica.com/10-interesting-facts-about-africa.html