₦airaland Forum

LadyBoss1:
E se o

LadyBoss1:
Good point
I'll look into it so when u gonna buy me dat bag funke is holding

softapples:
YES ITS VERY VERY TRUE most expecially in nairaland, dats why u see most ladies on nairaland, romanceland in particular dat are over 30years of age forming beyonce or omotola and trying to make all this innocent male nairalanders lick their asses or send them PMS bcaus all hope of marriage in reality are lost. "they are so many. "

Kingemmy01:
You are all sighted: sucess001 ( m ), kessluvall ( f), ibullem( m ), Ezychy
( f), Mannylex ( m ), vict505( m ), adedeji65 ( m),
Meeky( m ), Temmytea70 ( m), ALAYORMII, Kceee

TheRealMrStan:
http://pulse.ng/news/banking-sector-heritage-bank-to-acquire-enterprise-bank-in-n56bn-deal-id3313056.html

Microflux:
[b]Good Evening guys! It's time we have finally come to the unvailing and launching of Nairaland Tutorial Centre Launching.
*opening prayer*.
We thank God for giving us a special gift which is today and making today a reality.
I hereby recognise the presence of our men and women of honours on the highly respectected hi gh table in persons of Mr. Seun Osewa,Mizmycoli,Fynestboi,Richiez, Olawalebabs.
Our invitees Laykorn, Jennimma , Naijaboiy, kelvingraphics. Also our superb, highly rated young professors (teachers) who have kindly promise to contribute their effort to the success of this tutorial centre. In persons of
Prof. Mizmycoli
Prof. Marthak
Prof. pickabeau1
Prof. raayah
Prof. LogoDwhiz
Prof. Jennimma
Prof. Goofyone
Prof. Naijaboiy
Prof. Nelsizzy
Prof. Jimmy101231.
Prof. Kuderrich
prof. Abumikey
prof. Dejt4u
prof. Adebayour26
* a loud ovation in the hall*.
We are so glad that nairaland will be contributing to the future of some youth. My dear guest if any of your friends writing jamb is not on Nairaland, enjoin them to hurry up and register. Even invite your enemies , the invite can make you friends *smiles*.
Our Mission : To produce students who can comfortably sit for Jamb and score high marks and also help them in their Pume.
Eventhough I know most of our guys in here will be in different viewing centres watching football matches *winks*
Please guests, this is just a platform for you to contribute to mankind and make nairaland a better place to live!. *claps*
The tutorial will kick start on the 26th of november 2014 and end on the 26th of feburary 2015. And there will be a m
ock test on the 27th of feburary,2015 a day before the exam day. No lectures on sunday's. Expect timetable so on.
KNOW YOUR TEACHERS.
¤ Mizmycoli - economics
¤ Marthak - english and literature.
¤ Pickabeau1 - account and chemistry.
¤ Raayah - Maths
¤ LogoDwhiz - Physics
¤ Kuderrich & Adebayour26 - Chemistry
¤ Microflux - Biology
¤ Jennimma - Government
¤ Naijaboiy- Literature
¤ Goofyone - Maths
¤ Nelsizzy - commerce
¤ Jimmy101231 - Yoruba
¤ Abumikey - Geography. God bless our amiable teachers and moderator.
*DJ scratch the disk, give us some musics*
*menu! Menu!! Menu!!!*
Thank you all for honouring our invitation. You are just the best of all. *closing prayer*
Lights out[/b] cc : obinoscopy. Front page please![b][/b]

Anugod:
How would you know me

By the way, what year did you finish? Or are you still there?

johnshagb:
Is the school all over the LGAs in Kogi state? you have to narrow it down a little

Anugod:
No it's not. We used white shirt and our green is deeper.

#My Almamata

stinggy:
For my eye, e b lik Anglican-Methodist Secondary Sch, Ajagba, Oyo

sexforfree:
I don't know the name of this school but someone sent the picture to me.

And only God can tell why secondary school students should be kneeling down under the sun lifting heavy bags

God help Nigerians. Shouldn't this be illegal. I know someone can't to this to my child if they want to see d next day.

What are your thoughts on this?

md4real:
Breaking news. Bomb blast just occurred in FCE Kontagora niger state. A female sucide bomber is suspected.

Details later

echobee: She don reach 40?

iwakolewa: You are welcome love! Coz I don fall in love o

Thanks you.

omenka: Na which kain work some of these our "big girls" dey do wen dem bank account dey always display tens of millions?? Today dem dey Barbados, tomao New York, the day after, Hawaii, then next thing you go hear say dem rock Channel bag wey Beyonce been rock yesterday!!! The trips and the goodies na for free??

Make nobody tell me about one yeye 5mill endorsement deal oo!!

iwakolewa: @babymama
lol,you know,sometimes,when people see you looking good, they want to pin it on something,like it's your makeup, or cream.....they can't believe you look that good it's bad belle thin