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Even the way you narrated the story shows that you are proud.. guy dey calm down. You are to collect the bread with smile and even thrash it in your way. Simple as ABC

His name is Jaan Roose. The Estonian slackliner . His a holder in Guinness book records.

Meet the nairalander who won the mastercard Priceless moment. Trip to watch the finals match live at instanbul.
https://twitter.com/MastercardMEA/status/1658066177241784322?t=a9JspiW53_mvQNw4YLM5FA&s=19

What did you read in school?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. DO HAVE FUN.

Righteousness2:
This is a Pure Witchcraft Enterprise.

Wickedness and Evil has taken another Dimension in these last of the Last Moments, just as the Apostle Paul Warned us.
2timothy 3
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

Guys, Don't let any son or daughter of Belai Distract, Confuse or Deceive you.
This Ship is Sinking! The Life Boat is JESUS Christ only.

NB:Today is my Birthday! Help me thank GOD for the Privilege to see another year.

Really

*IMPORTANT NEWS....WE ARE IN FESTIVE SEASON AS PEOPLE WILL TROOP INTO LAGOS ISLAND OR ANY MARKET TO GET THINGS.PLEASE NOTE THERE IS AN ONGOING OCCURRENCE WERE A MAN WILL TELL YOU HE HAS WHAT YOU NEED IN HIS SHOP AND ASK YOU TO COME WITH HIM...PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW HIM AS HE WILL TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WERE YOU WILL BE ROBBED WHICH IS WITHIN THE MARKET. YOU WILL SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR AND THEY WILL TELL YOU THEY HAVE KILLED THOSE THAT DID NOT COOPERATE.YOU WILL BE MADE TO TRANSFER ALL FUNDS IN YOUR ACCOUNT .PLEASE STAY GUIDED*

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Respected Sir/ MA,
I am writing this letter to inform you all please if you know how I can reach the local government Chairman of lsolo or the ministry of environment in charge of clearing canals at Alausa about the condition of the drainage system in our area ire Akari estate isolo / Banks way Ilasamaja. This is to inform you that during the rainy season, water gets clogged and stands at the entry of our houses and the roads. It feels very bad and serves as a risk factor for us as mosquitoes breed in standing water which may lead to the spread malaria

Therefore, it is requested, kindly look into the matter and take some appropriate action for improving the drainage system as the water ways (Canal) needs urgent evercuation.

I can be reached on 08060144666.
Thanking You

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STUPID BANK THAT LACK CARE FOR THEIR STAFF.

LOLquote author=habsydiamond post=101104002]They are cuming for you like Spartans..... Brace urself op[/quote]

1. Kissing your man is not a problem. The
problem is how u do it. Stop making Sounds
like a car Crash.
2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its
not a problem. The problem is Shouting
words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY
MARY". U're having Sex, Not a Church Service.
And besides i
don't know if u're reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a
problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is
wearing your Mini and looking all nice but
when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now
forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're
deceiving yourself.
4. Loving your man is not a problem. The
problem is Changing ur Surname on Social
Media and put his surname when he hasn't
even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill,
i would hate to read your Post Later saying,
"MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"
5. Saying all Men are the Same is not my
problem but Who asked u to try them ALL?
6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than
your future is not a problem, but the
problem is having White Face, Yellow hands,
Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?
7. Reading this post ain't a problem, in fact
it's welcomed, but the problem is reading
without commenting.

*I cum in peace o*

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*Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:*

1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.

2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.

4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.

*Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.

*Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.

*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives. But where do you belong? Yesterday or Today* ��

WHERE DO YOU BELONG?

This has happened to me before. Please go to the BALE OR THE KING IN THAT AREA TO REPORT as soon as possible.

Depressed101:
cheap right?
Probably fake, beats by dre don't have earbuds . One they have don't look like this ,that wan hangs around the ear

costly...

Where is your shop. But the ram is small nah. I want to save my school stuff on it and I need a major space and a good lappy.

Really.. 14k?

eboniest:
Goodday,I just applied.

good

eboniest:
Goodday,I just applied.

okay. Can I have your full name.

eboniest:
Goodday,I just applied.

okay. Can I have your full name.