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Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by vict505(m): 1:47pm On Nov 20, 2023
Even the way you narrated the story shows that you are proud.. guy dey calm down. You are to collect the bread with smile and even thrash it in your way. Simple as ABC

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by vict505(m): 12:57pm On Nov 16, 2023
His name is Jaan Roose. The Estonian slackliner . His a holder in Guinness book records.

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Sports / Mastercard 2023 Winner by vict505(m): 11:39pm On May 23, 2023
Meet the nairalander who won the mastercard Priceless moment. Trip to watch the finals match live at instanbul.
https://twitter.com/MastercardMEA/status/1658066177241784322?t=a9JspiW53_mvQNw4YLM5FA&s=19
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Happened When I Went For An Interview At Lekki by vict505(m): 7:03am On Mar 31, 2022
What did you read in school?
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy Vacancy Vacancy by vict505(m): 11:11am On Jan 15, 2022
We need an IT NETWORK PERSON. if you have the skill please contact me. Or send me a mail at victor1lawal@gmail.com. AG MORTGAGE BANK.
Crime / Re: Brazil: Monster Who Killed Pregnant Lady Before Cutting Her Womb Is Jailed(Pix) by vict505(m): 11:54am On Nov 26, 2021
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. DO HAVE FUN.
Righteousness2:
This is a Pure Witchcraft Enterprise.

Wickedness and Evil has taken another Dimension in these last of the Last Moments, just as the Apostle Paul Warned us.
2timothy 3
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;


Guys, Don't let any son or daughter of Belai Distract, Confuse or Deceive you.
This Ship is Sinking! The Life Boat is JESUS Christ only.

NB:Today is my Birthday! Help me thank GOD for the Privilege to see another year.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Collects Fan's Phone At Concert, Records Himself Before Returning It (vid by vict505(m): 6:11pm On Nov 25, 2021
Really

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Crime / How Are You Preparing For This Festive Season As Thieves Are Disguising by vict505(m): 4:19pm On Nov 25, 2021
*IMPORTANT NEWS....WE ARE IN FESTIVE SEASON AS PEOPLE WILL TROOP INTO LAGOS ISLAND OR ANY MARKET TO GET THINGS.PLEASE NOTE THERE IS AN ONGOING OCCURRENCE WERE A MAN WILL TELL YOU HE HAS WHAT YOU NEED IN HIS SHOP AND ASK YOU TO COME WITH HIM...PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW HIM AS HE WILL TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WERE YOU WILL BE ROBBED WHICH IS WITHIN THE MARKET. YOU WILL SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR AND THEY WILL TELL YOU THEY HAVE KILLED THOSE THAT DID NOT COOPERATE.YOU WILL BE MADE TO TRANSFER ALL FUNDS IN YOUR ACCOUNT .PLEASE STAY GUIDED*

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Politics / Re: Justice Mary Odili's Daughter, Njideka Sworn In As Judge Of Federal High Court by vict505(m): 9:41pm On Nov 23, 2021
No wonder wey everybody dey follow you for NL quote author=maureensylvia post=107901495]Bloodline
We even look alike cheesy

I'm an Agro merchant based in Kano. I deal in Agro commodities which includes Rice, beans, maize, sorghum, Millet, Dried Ginger, Dried Tumeric, Dried Hibiscus flowers, castor seed... Suitable for exports.
I help you get more VALUE for less,save time and Money, legally Registered with CAC

Pls don’t fail to Dm me if you want to discuss business, My phone number is on my signature for more Enquiries.
Delivery is world-wide. .
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Romance / Re: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by vict505(m): 10:19pm On Nov 13, 2021
Another perternity fraud loading.... Congratulations bro

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Romance / Re: What Caused Your Last Break Up Let's Hear It. by vict505(m): 11:36am On Oct 26, 2021
More..

Romance / What Caused Your Last Break Up Let's Hear It. by vict505(m): 11:33am On Oct 26, 2021
See attachment and groove it on........ �

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Slams Ike After He Claimed H€r Lack Of Intelligence Was Why They Split by vict505(m): 11:22am On Oct 11, 2021
HIAN
Education / Wasap Is Back by vict505(m): 11:39pm On Oct 04, 2021
Hello All,

Wasap is back. Please check and revert.
Family / Re: Why I Refuse To Help A Pregnant Woman, What Can You Say On This? by vict505(m): 10:32pm On Sep 29, 2021
NA ONLY WOMEN YOU DEY HELP?
Health / Re: Drainage Of Canal At Ire Akari Estate Isolo /ilasamaja Lagos by vict505(m): 3:31pm On Sep 16, 2021
HELP PLEASE @mind please push to frontage.
Health / Drainage Of Canal At Ire Akari Estate Isolo /ilasamaja Lagos by vict505(m): 3:06pm On Sep 15, 2021
Respected Sir/ MA,
I am writing this letter to inform you all please if you know how I can reach the local government Chairman of lsolo or the ministry of environment in charge of clearing canals at Alausa about the condition of the drainage system in our area ire Akari estate isolo / Banks way Ilasamaja. This is to inform you that during the rainy season, water gets clogged and stands at the entry of our houses and the roads. It feels very bad and serves as a risk factor for us as mosquitoes breed in standing water which may lead to the spread malaria

Therefore, it is requested, kindly look into the matter and take some appropriate action for improving the drainage system as the water ways (Canal) needs urgent evercuation.

I can be reached on 08060144666.
Thanking You

Jobs/Vacancies / Crediting Officer Wanted At Oyingbo Branch by vict505(m): 11:55pm On May 09, 2021
A fast growing Micro Finance Bank with Branches across Lagos state is urgently recruiting for Sales officers. Interested candidate must reside on the mainland. Salary is very attractive, HMO and monthly bonus is robust. Candidate should send their CV to victor1lawal@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!! by vict505(m): 11:29pm On May 09, 2021
A fast growing Micro Finance Bank with Branches across Lagos state is urgently recruiting for Station Auditors at their branches in Oyingbo, Ikorodu and Mushin. Interested candidates must reside on the mainland, preferably close to the aforementioned locations. Salary is very attractive, HMO and monthly bonus is robust. Candidate should send their CV to agomohmartin@gmail.com and Victor1lawal@gmail.com.
Business / Re: Adeduntan Resumes As First Bank CEO by vict505(m): 8:19am On May 01, 2021
STUPID BANK THAT LACK CARE FOR THEIR STAFF.
Romance / Re: Letter To Our Ladies by vict505(m): 11:49am On Apr 25, 2021
LOLquote author=habsydiamond post=101104002]They are cuming for you like Spartans..... Brace urself op[/quote]
Romance / Letter To Our Ladies by vict505(m): 8:30am On Apr 25, 2021
1. Kissing your man is not a problem. The
problem is how u do it. Stop making Sounds
like a car Crash.
2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its
not a problem. The problem is Shouting
words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY
MARY". U're having Sex, Not a Church Service.
And besides i
don't know if u're reminding God to Punish
you Later.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a
problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is
wearing your Mini and looking all nice but
when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now
forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're
deceiving yourself.
4. Loving your man is not a problem. The
problem is Changing ur Surname on Social
Media and put his surname when he hasn't
even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill,
i would hate to read your Post Later saying,
"MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"
5. Saying all Men are the Same is not my
problem but Who asked u to try them ALL?
6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than
your future is not a problem, but the
problem is having White Face, Yellow hands,
Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?
7. Reading this post ain't a problem, in fact
it's welcomed, but the problem is reading
without commenting.

*I cum in peace o*

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Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy! Vacancy! Vacancy!!! by vict505(m): 3:07pm On Apr 20, 2021
A fast growing Micro Finance Bank with Branches across Lagos state is urgently recruiting for Sales officers. Interested candidate must reside on the mainland. Salary is very attractive, HMO and monthly bonus is robust. Candidate should send their CV to unwujofriday@yahoo.com and Victor1lawal@gmail.com.
Family / Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by vict505(m): 11:35am On Apr 10, 2021
*Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:*

1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.

2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.

4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.

*Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.

*Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.

*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives. But where do you belong? Yesterday or Today* ��

WHERE DO YOU BELONG?

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Properties / Re: Omonile Wants To Demolish My House by vict505(m): 9:35pm On Mar 27, 2021
This has happened to me before. Please go to the BALE OR THE KING IN THAT AREA TO REPORT as soon as possible.

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Phones / Re: Introducing The Beat By Dre Earbud The Bass Booster Edition by vict505(m): 9:08am On Mar 07, 2021
Depressed101:
cheap right?
Probably fake, beats by dre don't have earbuds . One they have don't look like this ,that wan hangs around the ear
costly...
Business / Re: UK Used Apple Laptops by vict505(m): 8:33am On Mar 07, 2021
Where is your shop. But the ram is small nah. I want to save my school stuff on it and I need a major space and a good lappy.
Phones / Re: Introducing The Beat By Dre Earbud The Bass Booster Edition by vict505(m): 8:09am On Mar 07, 2021
Really.. 14k?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Officers Wanted In A Micro Finance Bank by vict505(m): 6:22pm On Mar 06, 2021
eboniest:

Goodday,I just applied.
good
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Officers Wanted In A Micro Finance Bank by vict505(m): 6:03pm On Mar 06, 2021
eboniest:

Goodday,I just applied.
okay. Can I have your full name.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Officers Wanted In A Micro Finance Bank by vict505(m): 5:59pm On Mar 06, 2021
eboniest:

Goodday,I just applied.
okay. Can I have your full name.

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