₦airaland Forum

lonlytroy:
Happy birthday Chioma Jesus

U work in a graveyard?. How did you dig up this picture?

Nobodys:
My kindda Man. .


Arghhhh, who stone me?

Till them shift ur womb

jafol:
As long as ibos are slaves to yorubas I'm good with it. All their men and women always praise yorubas for turning their poverty lives to riches. That's y they r jealous and can't do or live without yorubas. Imagine Lagos developers aka the richest in Nigeria with multiple billionaires cannot give their ibo counterpart bodyguard job. Look at Davido, he has made them all his slaves from bodyguards, to his dj, to his bed prostitute. I like that guy. Later this same osusu will come and insult yorubas. God punish them

Lol, is it not yet obvious that what you are taking isn't good for ur health?.My boy, there's still time, just quit

Nobodys:
My kindda Man. .


Arghhhh, who stone me?

Till them shift ur womb

Ibrahimmrfish:
Jesus was born in present day Palestine not in Isreal.

Do you know Jesus?

naijapikin2:
like you don't have problems. in your own village too. have you solved yours from your location? ... park well!

But I visit village often to try n solve it

highchief1:
bro if u have 200m in ur account will not do a small wedding

Oga, give me 2m, I go marry now now

flyca:
E be like say them use this word swear for y'all pencil preeeeks

When you are a walking well, every guy becomes Pencil preek. Go stitch ur River small, you no go hear

sogodihno:
lagos and SW Matter will eventually kill u. And d Lagos rule by one man is 100 times beta than ur cave in the east rule by different men, that's y ur lots will rather die in Lagos. senseless.

D moment the seaport is removed from the executive list, you would hear ur echo in Lagos, just remember I told you

naijapikin2:
dimwit of an ipob like you, are we complaining. just shut your pie-hole because you're a third class citezen. arindin

Nairaland Cursing is the only thing u can do. If u r man enough, return to ur village in Benue

bettercreature:
What that guy wrote there is a tragedy nothing like that in lagos

Tinubu Dynasty
Wife, daughter, son, God son et al

Bashirjaja01:
WHAT IS ATIKUTITIS ?

ATIKUTITIS can be define as a diseases that is transmitted to greedy human beings through a vector called ATIKU.

Risk factors of the Disease :

1.Being a PDP delegate
2.PDP membership
3.Urge to get rich by any means
4.Blind hatredness of Buhari.
5.Illiteracy
6.Mental retardation

SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS

-Mental disorientation towards greediness,
-Lack of contentment, and inability to see truth.
-Forgetfulness of all what is right
-Disloyalty and dessertness of those you are formerly loyal to e.t.c

Brief History of the Disease :

The disease was first discovered in Portharcourt during PDP's presidential primaries.

The disease first affect the PDP delegates after they were bitten by the vector(ATIKU) that transmits the pathogen called ATIKUS to them. They(PDP delegates) are the first host and reservoirs of the pathogen Atikus.

These first Victims of the disease were said to be now transmitting it to their friends and families who they comes in contact with and shares some of the pathogen they harbour with them

HOW TO PREVENT/Treat ATIKUTITIS INFECTION

The ATIKUTITIS INFECTION can be prevented :
1.By avoiding it's risk factors as mentioned above
2. using Atiku vaccine(popularly called Buharilin)
When it has already occured can be treated using BUHARIQUINE injection IV For four years.
It was discovered that the disease can be eradicated by February next year after collective use of PVC to again vote for BUHARI who is currently the only Source of medication and vaccine to such deadly disease.
We pray may God continue to protect Nigerians from all life threatening diseases like HIV, Atikutitis, Ebola and the rest.... Amen

U r a lab scientist and a Doctor at the the same time, yet PMB flew out for 94 days for check-up and treatment because u couldn't proscribe drugs for him. Ur certificate is Photoshopped just like ur Oga's own

He is planting anti-PDP spies everywhere. I miss GEJ, this mosquito feeds on blood. GEJ values the blood of Nigerians

Khartune:
That man is wearing jalamia and a hand bag which I Gat to is not female hand bag it's unisex. Nigeria easy ooo

Go n pick ur eyes where u dumped them

yomi962:
I stay in kaduna North! Dont believe the tins you read from bmc inlag on net about north and be typing trash i'm a
westerner and i will use my pvc to send Buhari back to where he belongs! Buhari will not win,people are tired of
this man! The Religious and Ethnic card he played to win in 2015 won't work! 2019 will not be like 2015, this time, Hunger poverty vs
Moving Foward! mehn
Buhari has nothing to offer
other than poverty besides
the man is bleeping
arrogant! Buhari will
contest against a Hausa/
Fulani Muslim so no
Religious or Ethnic card this time
.

This is a national project. I second the motion

After removing his penis, the judge should just say "Go n taste no more"

Nodogragra4me:
Atiku is waiting to be sworn in..... He is the incoming president known to heaven

The govs have 6 votes, me I am voting PDP

ericsmith:
Fair enough the few dead appointees aint recieving salary or allowees
Under pdp , nigeria recorded a huge sum of ghost workers ,recieving salaries & allowances across all civil services ... i donnt wanna defend anybody but say naa today yansh dey back ,bro naa lie

Bring back the corruption we used to know
Nepotism, Mainagate, Babachir, fake NYSC, No waec result, 14.8million result in a 7,000 capacity stadium. Who's more corrupt?

datribune:
Atikulooter will never be President. d idiotic crook almost ruined my family. Three of my Uncles were victims of his greed as Chairman of d Nigerian Privatization council. His business speciality & acumen is in d area of selling off national assets to cronies in dubious privatization scams that reek of infamy. One uncle & his wife lost his job in Nigerian Re-insurance Corp. Another in NICON. Yet another in Delta Steel Aladja. My father in-law was laid off in NITEL. After 12-13 yrs of non-payment of pension which he, Atiku denied victims of his rapacious privatization scam, PMB has taken d initiative to giv these Snr Citizens who served d nation in their youth, their dues & treat them wit dignity. Atiku is a looser. He will weep next year.

Sorry dear, you have just one useless vote

Beremx:
Buhari is not 73. He is almost 90years.


God bless Atiku

So true

diebuhari1:
Yorubas should stop this nonsense hype. Figures from previous elections have proven that this assertion is false.

This is a national project. We want Buhari out more than you do. If you like curse my family, I won't reply u till he returns to Daura

amaechi1:
I wish Jonathan did this far, people would not have complained. Give accolades to who deserves it.

3 pillars n 2 tippers of sand?. my friend, I can do this with my pocket money

IsioStar1:
IGBO nma nma nu oo. ALL HAIL THE PMB ADMINISTRATION, IF NOT FOR ANYTHING BUT FOR THE SECOND NIGER BRIDGE.

Y must they always snap in front of this bridge 6months before any elections but complete all the rail lines in Lagos, Kano, Kaduna e. t. c

SuperS1Panther:
Tonye calm down. 2019 is not here yet, it is just coming.

You better buy trumpet which you will use for your your whistle blowing and raising of alarm very well.

How is your candidate doing -- Makarfi?

Sai Baba till 2023

Sai Baba or Said Jibrin, which one?

SamuelAnyawu:
Exactly Senator Samuel Anyanwu 2019

who's this clown?

mike1994reds:
Y'all shouting "Buhari back to daura", but here is someone in sowore offering you another platform, a very good one for that matter, someone who has always been on the street all his life with the masses demanding justice and good governance but because he's successful and has made money in his profession as a journalist, now he's a blackmailer as if your sense of adjudging was so accurate that you voted an old man cos of his integrity. Some even asked where he got money to start Sahara reporters but because you won't read and are to lazy to research, how will you know about the grants from American companies he recieved, I guess that means you people are voting another APC, PDP or any of the recycled and deodorized theives. I think I can come to the conclusion that Nigeria's problem would never be solved cos people's critical thinking ability has been seriously hampered and enslaved. I've been in the US for only two years, whether you agree or not, Nigeria would only be made better by someone who's been in the western world and have seen how things is rightly done in a sane society, someone who has no relationship with no cabal, someone who hasn't imbibed the mentality of a typical nigerian man. After seeing what a sane society looks like, I am passionate for Nigeria to be better but people comments here just wanna make cry

If u r that passionate, come and get ur PVC, come and vote and try going back. Naija Na cell, u better keep quiet for outside before you do mistake enter

NOETHNICITY:
This is the first time the NPF has really made me proud

what of the herdsmen?, are they making u ashamed?

CilicMarin:
Lazy and unproductive Senators. So they adjourned plenary just to see a fellow criminal?


Only useless ipob yoots will support them.

What concerns IPOB n Dino?. So this is how u want to reward ur parents after all their care since ur condition started?. Segun, please go n take ur drugs

Nackzy:
Stupid man, most of them end up infecting their innocent wives with HIV, God instead of a man to infect the wife with STDs kill that man .this is a fervent prayer Amen

Prayers like this are the reason why u haven't passed waec after 9 sittings

AFONJACOW:
if I use that 50k play bet 9ja Bayern direct win against Madrid you knw how much I go knack by tomorrow some men are Just useless

U don see say u n d man Na d same thing?. Wasters!!!

buhariguy:
See finishing,

He said cow is far better than idiotic pigs of Biafra.

He succinctly said--"cow are more historic than other tribe like idiotic pigs Biafra"

Did you also read the part he mentioned Dogmatic Yoruba. See finishing

Luukasz:
Yeah, myopic Nigerians like you will say that.. besides seems you know nothing bout music.

U that knows music n hunger is punishing u n ur family, of what use is that your knowledge?

Pchidexy:
8hrs! Guy I choro i raputa m. Those days. Make I keep quiet. Do you remember saloon hotel na Obiagu?

Y not?