tomaudu:
Elrufai seeking very cheap popularity.

one word for you.

#FOOL

GreetMe:
Nigerians are not making WhatsApp audio and messages about Coronavirus this time around

Who else noticed?

Op you're our NL Corona newsman

But our lovely MTN sent messages that if you want updates on corona viruses, send COVID-19 TO 55302 @ 20NAIRA.... business session... lol

donstan18:
But how do Igbo ladies do this thing?

I'm Yoruba, but the way men from my tribe trash our women just spend a lot to worship Igbo ladies is something else.

Mo daamu loju ..... Bawo ni wọn ṣe ṣe eyi?

What is the secret?

A lot of secret, mostly when it comes to the food aspect of it along with home keeping

A big difference in both tribes in the fllg
yoruba boiled stew to igbo fried stew.
okra & Stew compared to Okra vegetable.
IGbo palm oil is the best in cooking
Igbo ladies gives you variety of meals that can keep a man strong and healthy...


MAybe because i like ood too much sha, anyways am an Ibo-boy and can equally make the best out of cooking igbo meals, MUM taught me most

kestolove95:
So after he took his spoon and gave it to him, he open it and saw fork, I was suprix coz even hope was not in government house then so the police ordered him out till tomorrow or next week.

be like you don smoke that your thing again abi...

overdrive:
I wonder what is making him to laugh out loud.

Because his rent is due and he will be given a free room for 2yrs by the govt

lalasticlala:
Here is a unique wedding that took place at Seventh Day Adventist Church in Port Harcourt.



https://m.facebook.com/adventistnaija/photos/a.1710966379213200/2160523847590782/?type=3&source=57

When you are poor you are poor abeg in BUrna's voice

babasadiq79:
Hello i just graduated from the University, i need advice from experienced people.
To the experienced peoplewhat did you do when you graduated?

I fried akara(beancake) & yam at Ikosi ketu, Lagos, every evening because thats the best fast food lagosians prefer in the evening after a hectic day @ work. then later every night, i move to shrine to sell Crack for the depressed and frustated souls in lagos. infact i was busy saving lives of people willing to commit suicide after when i graduated from school 2010... Currently i run a private it business in computer village and i still own a restaurant & bar in within my resindential jurisdiction (Ketu- ikosi)

lalasticlala:
Ex BBNaija Housemate, Cee-C shared these beautiful pictures as she goes braless in a bodycon dress.

Seems nairaland mods are so jobless they will wake up one morning , go to instagram and pick whatever the so called celebs are sharing for their private lives, then come to Nairaland and start making it look classic like we all care..... Abeg CHinenye help me warm that bitter leaf soup, Mama Ofeke don turn fufu finish

MrNipplesLover:
where are the yahoo boys?

Yahoo is not just in the beauty but in the brains, it takes a sugarcoated intelligent mafker to get the greedy ashole called whitemen down
its not just in the looks but brains.................... infact Bleep the looks but have the brains

Pabloosas:
I'm still trying to picture what would happen if the so called hate speech Bill is passed in to law

My brother i heard its death judgement oooo

donbachi:
but d content is not cheap.

To you the content might be quite expensive.
Whats special in cooking a chicken pepsoup, even a well trained 10yr old ibo boy from anambra will give you a delightful bushmeat pepsoup let alone kukuruku

Riele:
Every one keeps hearing,

" a woman has nothing to offer in a relationship / marriage except sex"
but

What does the male folk have to offer either ?

MODIFIED

Seems it's only money or anything related to money they have to offer .

The equation is balanced then .

Very true, men lets be realistic what have we got to offer if not anyother but related to money.
A woman keeps your home clean, do your meals, do your laundry despite when some freaking men are out there licking another bobby. and at the end of a 9 month after having that thing you call what women can only offer, women still go ahead to offer men a child......

I think we need to reverse some cases of some men who says women offers nothing, maybe they should bear the child that ewill bear their name at the end then

Drops mic

mmb:

Shut up there. do your findings before you come out to spew dirts

1st primary school in Nigeria.
ST THOMAS Anglican Nursery & primary school was established by the Church Missionary Soceity CMS in 1843 @ badagry

That dude ain't no demon bro... did you get the gist at all... just discharged from a medical centre due to psychatric eveluation... police equally met the suspect sitting on his mums back singing in a different language not understood by the officers.... Anyways the mum and aunt dared a semi madboy and got shitz in return. even if he is been charged to court, he might still win following a detailed report coming from the medical centre he was diagnosed with mental imbalance.

MrBrownJay1:
kai!!!! he will get whats coming for him... lets all wish we never get such type of UNGRATEFUL DEMON CHILD in our lives.

Chipink:

Nobody can guess why I'm laughing at the pic

Toow much weed in your skull

Apart from Apc; Pdp; & Apga........................ The rest are "END OF THE YEAR PARTIES"

Where is the face of our PAN peugeot 504/505..... Nigeria govt wrecked them.

Now its coming from dubai.

Well what do i know, i will wait till the price is out at lease below 400,000

Comon gerrarahere, pure water indeed. We wey invent purewater by selling ice water @50 kobo..... We need go fry beans baa. Mugu.

When it's time or you to shine, you always will as long as you believe in your hustle.

I don't really believe this.. Where is the next of kin?
With the current ethics and reforms in banks, I stand to believe that the next of kin will definitely be contacted on behalf of the deceased, if not why the need of next to kin in various form filling across all parastatals.

Am interested pleas, here is my email
odegavictor@gmail.com

Am proudly IBADAN, born and grew in this market and its axis.... I REP Agbowo U.I #ProudlyIboBoy

lawman88:

But don't be fooled, the power should go to south in 2019

What breed of IGBO do you smoke.... I smell shitz 2019

Benin people shaaa... You fly for real world, you still wan dey fly after death... Winch no dey tire una... I don go

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kheny12:
she no even fine like her mum but congrats to her.

Which breed of weed do you smoke??

Rextizz:
Stupid trend

Why are you nincompoop always hating..... Frustration kee u there

baralatie:
2018 - 2012 = 6 years for nimc

na wa o

Meaning those that enrolled in 2018 should expext theirs
by 2014... lol
What a country SMH

When you get where the best of that pepper sauce is made for EWA AGANYI... Your love for beans will grow real big[i][/i]. [size=8pt][/size]

SweetBuns:
EWA AGANYI

Last time I went to Lagos, I had to squat with my friend while looking for accommodation (job interview stuffs)
So we woke up the next morning and we didn't feel like cooking, so she took me to this joint where they were selling this ewa aganyi. immediately I saw the food, I knew I'd hate it. It Makes my stomach churn. Look like old peoples food. And many people like it.

YOU LOCAL DIE ~SMH

Excelboi:
So? How will a full blooded man like me put on Pink cloth abi na wine color...

BoneBlogger:
Men of the Department of State Services' (DSS) and Nigerian Army invaded the Gongono forest in Tangaza Local Government Area, Sokoto state. 

The security operatives engaged the Malian Militia who were struggling to establish a training base for Hard-line extremists Ideology in the area .

Some extremists were killed in the process. .

It was also gathered that the jihadists flag which is their symbol of authority with Islamic inscription similar to that of Alshabab, was recovered during the raid. 
 
See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/12/dss-army-raids-gongono-forest-in-tangaza-local-government-in-sokoto.html
 

Second pic, Who is that fowl of a soldier holding a phone in place of a gun. u should understand what i mean

This is approximately 3.45 billion Lebanese pounds, 832 million naira. If he had managed to escape thru. Damn it.... He would have turned out to be an exotic new arrival in his community to the tune of such billions.... This Naija is shitz.

Apostle must hear of this.......

mrrights:
Buhari, Atiku not educated enough to rule Nigeria, says Olawepo-Hasim

The People’s Trust presidential candidate, Mr. Gbenga Olawepo-Hasim, has said Nigeria needs an educated person to become the next president for the country to move forward.

He said specifically that the presidential candidates of the All Progressives Congress and Peoples Democratic Party, President Muhammadu Buhari and Atiku Abubakar, respectively, did not have sound education to rule the country.

Olawepo-Hasim stated this in Akure, Ondo State, while speaking with journalists after meeting with his party leaders across the 18 local government areas of the state on Friday.

He said, “When we were governed by people who were more educated, Nigeria made more progress.

“Those people understood how a modern society should be. Let me give an example of Chief Obafemi Awolowo who was a lawyer, Azikwe, who was more educated. You saw the difference in the quality of their governance.

“Education gives you knowledge of how things should be organised. In the 21st century, there is a minimum level required for you to understand how international economics functions.

“What I’m saying is that PDP that is trying to make an issue out of Mr. President’s certificate are not better placed. There is no difference between two of them. There is no difference between PDP candidate and APC’s in terms of levels of education. They are both at the same level.”

The presidential candidate, who expressed confidence in winning the 2019 presidential election, noted that there were more votes in the North Central, where he came from; and the North Eastern part than any other region of the country, saying the big votes from the two regions and other regions would give him the victory.

On the issue of restructuring, Olawepo-Hasim explained that there was the need for devolution of more power to the states.

“I believe in the devolution of power from the Federal Government to the states, so that they can mobilise resources.

“I believe in moving power from the Federal Government to the state governments. I will address the lack of equality in the zones. I will create one state in the South-East region and that will be done within one year,” he stated

https://punchng.com/buhari-atiku-not-educated-enough-to-rule-nigeria-says-olawepo-hasim/amp/?__twitter_impression=true