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Poster wants a baby for money rituals. You want to runaway with the baby. Try facebook because still is core 9ja here we know your type.

360command: because they speak like the chinese.

They speak your language like the Chinese or they speak their own language like Chinese?

The Poster is just scared and don't want to fall in love. GBAM!

My view is that:
1. The hard-to-get girl only agreed because she just realized her friend is going gaga for you.

2. It might be a pre-planned move between both girls just to Bleep with your head or cash.

Advise:

1: bang them both and later confess to each one of them. The one that wants you more will stay behind.

2. Don't feel they don't communicate each and every of your moves with each other. Girls are smarter than some guy think. Before the first girl said yes she must have talked to the friend.

stpat1: That's no issue, as a job requirement I undergo medical test every 3 months. She will have it on demand or a fresh test conducted at center of her choice.

I have a strong indication the tests have been wrong. Go get a proper screening because you think like a dying soul.

Why the restrictions on Akwa-Ibom and Cross River??

Convertible in that matter

dayokanu: Her oilfields are even off Lagos coastline.

Now Igbos go and kill yourselves

Am not Igbo but just too concern by the level of criminality you yoruba Igbos embarrasses the rest of the country with. Just like Boko Haram, so many bloods are in your hands.

Leystra: E no go better 4 all of una wey support this fool, and 4 ur info crude oil has been discovered in several part of the SW, so wake up from ur slumber and tribalist thought... Fu*cking Fools (kidnappers)

Wonders shall never end! A proud parasite .smh

dayokanu: Most likely her blocs are offshore which according to the Law regarding Onshore/offshore dichotomy belongs to the FG

Your are insane

Thank you for wasting my time @ poster

chinedum13: then go and hug transformer or you go and lick cunt.

or make eba inside bottle

rollyfemmy: ...I think they also rob the police station

Of their smelly uniforms I guess

omowolewa: Nigeria need to meet up with her security challenges as the criminal world is growing more desperate and sophisticated!

We need more personnel in the area of intelligence and private security bureau.

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!

Not in Edo trust me. Even Marines can stop those guys when they are falling out.

You have to kneel for the GODFATHER.

ISLAM-A-BAD!

adewaleafolabi: People like you should learn where your true battle lies. Stop wasting time in trying to educate or correct a bad notion which some Christians have acquired due to your brothers actions, rather go on to your brothers and show them the errors of their ways and prove to them really that their knowledge of Islam is wrong and lead them into the true teaching of your prophet.

How can you learn of peace from a teacher that lost two tooth fighting?

NessaFresh: Mine was when I was in secondary school..we went to this party and my bf had to leave due to a call he received and I began dancin wit anoda guy..later we went out to his car where I kissed him and he started smoochin me..I became uncontrollably Hot and we had 2 rounds in his car..I felt so guilty afterwards. I guess I cheated becuz I was lonely then

Ashawo!

I had to cheat because that's where I develop the laying skills my gf really enjoys. Infact I just increased the cheating and she is very happy with our sex life now.

BTW flings are for practice.

gudnex22: For me cheating is easy i always prefer things that are Difficult and more Challenging like being faithful.

Be sure to reference your copy and paste

onila: am a virgin

Must all cheating involve sex?

usmsam: I go and take surveys in the UK to earn a little cash. I also donate sperm_ if i am desperate.

I hope you won't volunteer as a guinea pig for a HIV experiment soon.

azeezlateefah: accept islam and observe you five times payer daily things will change ASAP talking from experience.

Did you mean accepting Boko Haram?

pweeryambre: Kissable Lips,
Luscious body,
Good legs,
nice use of boobs on clothes,
All depends on the situation...
The sexiness u find in clubs are different from the ones u find in banks or classrooms,(I digress a liitle shaa)

Your Specs

Bacteriocin: Her structure, height and the way she make use of her face. Shikena

What if she possess all those and have a baritone voice?

I thought it was a shoot-at-sight thing so what were they still doing in detention?

PERFECT!! Tax them ASAP.

engrfcuksmtin: How old are u?

You should ask the kid that kept asking the meaning of VIN despite several definitions and advice.

He is a Yoruba for all I care and his actions rep Lagos

anishe: What is VIN check and how do u get it done in Naija?

VIN check is examining your brain by a Doctor

Goldieluks: You are not her type. Simples!

A guy with money is every woman's type