₦airaland Forum

So much bad belle in Nairaland. All this guys here I can bet with my life that your girl friends and even wives will runoff with that dude Iyanya.

Please allow me slap Tonto to coma.

How can I gain calories?

redsun: Any yoruba or human that is proud of obj must be as i.d-iotic as obj, a subcreature,a destroyer of a nation and a wrecker of destinies.

Only misguided chimps appreciates nigerian statesrogues like obj.

Until animals like him are brought to justice,nigeria will never make sense,she will continue to spiral into deeper oblivion like she is doing at the moment.

Into the blackhole, because f.oolish peeps are not destined to survive

Guy no vex na after all the governor said every Yoruba son should appreciate him which must not be you.Btw its monkeys that should appreciate a chimp.

agog: Obasanjo is a leader whose value will not be fully appreciated until he's gone.

May you never go before him! Say Amen

I don't know how it feels though because I have an immediate replacement each time things feels wacky. I analyze every move my girl makes and I don't take anything for granted even call from a pastor s far its a male. That way I see what's coming even before it comes and I plan for contingency.

ubong560: Dat's too small abeg. Y descending dat low? I actually expected somthing lik N10billion. Dat family can pay dat N1billion without going 2 bank 2 withdraw any money. Am kinda dissappointed! Fucck d cheap kidnappers!

Are you high? They demanded 1Billion dollars and you are talking of naira.

Nonsense kidnappers. Even Nigeria can't provide 1Billion dollar in weeks. They should have kidnapped Bill Gates Mom instead and demand for Obama's resignation. Ediooots

~vicky~:
mine, is that he gave me one of his kidneys!
though i lost him through death, i would never forget him NEVER!

Hope the present guy is enjoying your kidney? *wink*

speeder: does loyal milk exist?
He should go for peak

Yeah loyal milk is nice with G*rri

Teenage Money: At all bad belle ppl... See d new house he buy forr lekki...


http://.com/2012/12/photo-don-jazzy-buys-lekki-mansion-for.html

Him don try so make you try pass JAMB na,abeg.

A case of giving goat a tuber of yam for safe keeping

This Iyanya of a guy I foresee the media raising him very high and smashing his head on the ground soon.

iykeboyy: i don catch you now, so nah u knock me down dat day?

Area! You been survive am? Sorry oo!

Wash!

Leadn: hehehe hope the idiot didn't die sha

He didn't but at that age I cared less

Date: May 2006

While traveling from PH to Eket a Mopol man in a check point gave me a blinding slap for asking him of his ID card so I can be sure I was dealing with the right people.I pretended to be driving off with disgrace but engaged my reverse and knock him down straight. The others were too busy trying to revive him as I watch from my rear mirror while zooming away. I miss my 2005 Corolla, they couldn't blink while I made a sharp curve just 50M away.

Date: May 2006

While traveling from PH to Eket a Mopol man in a check point gave me a blinding slap for asking him of his ID card so I can be sure I was dealing with the right people.I pretended to be driving off with disgrace but engaged my reverse and knock him down straight. The others were too busy trying to revive him as I watch from my rear mirror while zooming away. I miss my 2005 Corolla, they couldn't blink while I made a sharp curve just 50M away.

Hei!! Boys don pick! Abeg make police no spoil show for these boys after all na subsidy money go die.

pro01: I hope it was not posted to Calabar. . .otherwise, its primary assignment would be done inside '404' peppersoup pots.

Calabar chop dog pass Ogun and Rivers states?

chiboy1928: if u must no my dad is a ghanian and my mum is a nigeria so am both from ghana and from nigeria,and am free to migrate to what ever country I chooSe to silly brat.

Then shut up because you are a Ghanian.

chiboy1928: Listen folks am a nigerian who have live in ghana for many years,I won't lie to u guys neither am I supporti the ghananians,but I stand to say that ghana is far better than nigeria,in terms of the police,ghanaian police is beta equipped,train and far beta than the nigeria police,in terms of ghaninan administration it also far beta than nigeria administration,I was also able to find out that the nigerians here are the ones now corrupting most of the ghanians amd making most of them going into crime and 419.when u come to ghana they are a lot of nigerians here,even when u get to accra dey is a place dey called lagos town,u get to find a lot of nigerians,what am trying to say is that the peace and serenity I enjoy in ghana somtimes make me feel as if am in uk,so guys let not hit up any argument here ghana is far beta than nigerian.

Well I have studied and worked in the Uk and what makes you feel UK is a better country to use as a yardstick? I feel you hate competition and ran to Ghana because you just can't stand how aggressive in competition Nigeria is.

bittyend: Posted like a true ibo prostitute. Ghana dudes are slamming your country but you're on the same thread praising those burnt mofos.

Petrodolla, how much do y'all pay for cheap naija sluts in ghana?

TEN BILLION GHANA CEDIS. Bbhaaaahahahahahahahhhaahahaahhaaa

el bin manny: They can't cos most of them like petrodolla were conceived in brothels and raised by bi-sexual foster fathers

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahaha! Mate you are just too tough for those Ghanians

Shollypopz: Walahi I have said the same thing before....that guy is Nigerian 4 sure!!

He's just a lost Ghanian insulting a country that raised him like a son. pathetic.

PetroDolla: Choi, we are going to have another Alien Compliance Order very soon.... But why are nigerians so hated all over the world? Can anyone with anything close to a brain answer this legitimate question?

Same reason America is hated all over the world

Don't he have a private Jet to fly it down?

Βουκέφαλος: u may be right but on the other hand, the label on the bird might be a contingency in case the bird was seen or captured

How will they know it belongs to Israel is there s no tag on it?

More reason to feed prisoners fat

When did an Asian become a white person?

Wrong move. The other two inmates waiting should have decapitated him and make their escape.

I cried last a over a year ago on watching my siblings cry helplessly during my mothers burial