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Thought he was the alpha and omega.

O lord please I want to make heaven for hell will be so infected with people like Saraki

WIN A CENTRAL BABK

I woke up booed on this thread and passed

Shit! Just when I wanted Dangote to marry me

Abujabir24: @op i can see you mentioned Plateau state here. is dat not in the north? by the way, last time i checked, gulder is alcohol, so we muslims are prohibited to do any thing related to alcohol. weather buy or do business with their companies. so its not a welcomed idea. even the companies know it. Plateau is north but the christians are in control of it. By the way, pls is alcohol not forbidden in christianity?

The poster mistakenly wrote Obudu plateau instead of Obudu hills.

You Northerners don't do business with alcohol but you consume the product more than any other region in Nigeria

I dump my ex when I realized she has been a bisexual throughout our 7yrs relationship. She cheats as much as she can with diccks and I couldn't stand she doing pussi too. I will forgive her the day a seating president will resign in Nigeria but will accept her back when garri becomes one cup one naira.

190-the-clown:
I can be a million times better than your boyfriend if you gimme a tinny winnie chance

That's how we guys start the deceit starts

I know someone that left first Bank too because he married his colleague and he is struggling like a church rat now. Job is very hard to get in Nigeria so its high time people consider many options before taking some action.

Awoofawo: how sure are you?! Nothing is impossible my friend..... Where are all the other big empires of the old. Roman, Greek, e.t.c are they not where God predicted and made for them in the dustbin of history...?

The Bible also said that the Anglo-America will be the last world power

tyson55: President Barack Obama laughs with daughter Malia after she catches a Nike t-shirt during the Olympic exhibition men's basketball game between Team USA and Brazil on July 16, 2012.

Checkout the mean looking SSS men behind them. Those guys can even snipe sand fly

Rotimi Amechi is gathering more money for his 2015 vice presidency campaign

Wait and see his members waking up from morning devotion and fasting to defend him

totalbaby: are you sure you were not dumped? smh it's men like you who chop girls left ryt n centre than come back to complain that there are no more virgins, or 80% of nigerian men are not the fathers of their kids or you can't find a faithful women. it's better u remain alone and have your 1nyt stands with prostitutes. fool

ah ah! You dey vex?

Stupid video!

I have heard several girls confess that old men are good on pre-intimacy

Sisi_Kill: They should just give it to this girl and call the whole thing off abeg!!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/878294_MissABSU_jpg3d6debc9b51e906ec9481aabad7a9fe9

Is it because she s fair?

afam4eva: I don't know about Akpabio being the worse governor in Akwa Ibom's history but i don't see the sense in these governors buying private jets when the citizens live in squalor.

Akpabio is the worst governor take it or leave it.

drealnamdy: Arrogant mo'fucker..I lik ur guts tho...instead of goin for one interview to another..why don't u bag enough experience n capital to establish ur own company..how does that sound? London boy

Do you know the meaning of arrogant?


Well all those experiences happened between 7yrs and I have my own consulting firm but I still fancy the idea of working in a very good structured organization. Between I won't stop looking for a job till I become the President of Nigeria.

1) My first interview was rather funny because immediately I noticed I was the only black dude amongst 30 whites I automatically knew I will be among the 12 candidates needed and so it happened.


2) My next interview was in Nigeria and the executive chairman was sleeping towards the final interview and the other 10 members of the panel had to allow him sleep wella before we continued. He was very important at that stage because he was the one to negotiate the salary as the owner of the company. I was to manage the Owerri branch of his company and he asked why I want to work at Owerri and answered " I heard owerri girls are very pretty". I got the job.

3) Another interview was for a state government in the south south region of Nigeria. It was a panel of 20 panelist. When we made our way to the hall and everybody were checking their names on the board since I came rather late I walked in and underlined my name. Other candidates on seeing my name and the foreign degrees attached in bracket started trembling obviously. Infact one of the chickens openly told me that he is wasting his time. On getting to the panel it was structured in the way that everybody for a particular position will face the panel at once. Whenever it was my turn to answer any question I was been addressed as London boy which automatically gave me an edge. We where 5 for that role but I got the Job

4) Another was with Nigerian Bottling Company as a procurement officer south west were I passed all the online test and oral interviews. On the final day to cross check my credentials the procurement manager who I was to work under told me he can't work with me but prefers the guy that came second because he feels he will do well with the guy. I told him that I am ready to build on the existing platform which he refused. He gave me 60k from his own personal cash which I rejected and left. A girl at the HR that was always calling to inform me of the good news felt so bad and latter told me that its because of their thief thief in procurement that they proffered a less educated and western fellow. They later called me for a lesser position but I refused.

5) I have another interview on 13th Nov in Abuja so wish me luck

I fly a fighter jet in my dream

Paying tithe just for Adeboye to fuel his 3 private jets is absolutely insane. I don't pay tithe to anybody and I don't encourage anybody to pay. Give to charity.

Billyonaire: I saw no reason for banning such a sexy therapeutic natural highness plant. I advise those who smoke it should apply moderation, cos rumour has it that it can make someone go crazy.

Yes you are a good evidence that it makes people crazy

fatdon2: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-11-04/boko-haram-denies-killing-nigerian-retired-army-general.html

I thought retired generals always has army security personnels attached to them?

ashmanpolo: In one sentence explain how u feel running into someone that's putting on the same type of shirt you are wearing especially if the person happens to be A conductor, agbero, mechanic, mortuary attendant, agbepo, onigo etc.

What do you call someone a low class do you mean a mad person?

maasoap: You're a civil servant, end of story. Or can I know the name of your "private construction firm", your registration ID, projects your "private firm" had handled before?

I said I work for the government and also for a private construction firm.

Its time you learn how to read with meanings.

You studied civil engineering and still in a search for a job? Well I do't know what to say. I studied civil too and now keep 2 jobs, one is a government civil service and the other a private construction firm. Not that am from a rich background but because I love what I studied and understand how hot the profession is now. Step up your game and relocate to a more busy and infrastructural tasty city.

tellwsdom: Afganistan,iraq,Somalia,Palestinian--YES

Sorry you! Look a girl will cheat even in hell

I will only if my name was AKPOS

Is NL this boring now??

Why was poster often using "HE" as the heart breaker??

Well with how expensive weddings and pride price is these days you don't necessarily have to blame some men.