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Politics / Re: Jonathan's Aides - Abati And Others Stripped Of Passport by victoreltemur: 6:49pm On Aug 01, 2015
1toRtoiSe1:
Am not satisfied.
hang urself...
Politics / Re: 1 Dollar = 1 Naira: Buhari Approves An Exchange Rate Of N160 To $1 by victoreltemur: 7:55pm On Jul 31, 2015
Bugatie:


No where in my post did I imply what you're saying
I tot u said in ur post,dt in two months,he hasn't done anything?...so if he hasn't done anytin in two months,it means he should have done it in two months,abeg re read ur post o jeeeee..
Politics / Re: 1 Dollar = 1 Naira: Buhari Approves An Exchange Rate Of N160 To $1 by victoreltemur: 1:54pm On Jul 31, 2015
Bugatie:
That's what you get when you a campaign on big big talk and propaganda,

Make $1=#1
Pay unemployed youths and poor homes #5000 monthly,
Provide one meal per day for school children,
Create 720,000 jobs per annum,
etc.

It's two months down the line and Buhari is yet to get himself a functional govt.

That doesn't show a serious administration.
buhari nvr said He will do all these in two months,so pls dnt kill urself before u die!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Buhari's Photographer, Bayo Omoboriowo And Fiancee (Pre-Wedding Photos) by victoreltemur: 7:44pm On Jul 30, 2015
vizkiz:
imagine "president buhari's photographer"

Is that suppose to be a title?
We too dey package name for this country grin
what is ds one saying?,,,what name shld av been given to him? Cos I dnt understnd wt u are saying.
Politics / Re: New Head Of Multinational Force On Boko Haram Appointed by victoreltemur: 9:41am On Jul 30, 2015
Bugatie:


Nice one, but the headquarters should be in Borno state not Chad
...u want make dem boko boys come bomb d headquarters itself?na style old man dey take run for mad cow o,my brother...
Business / Re: Help,is It True I Have To Pay #7500 For Home Delivry. by victoreltemur: 7:30am On Jul 24, 2015
kenzo25:
It's a real scam if u look at the scanned documents very well u will notice it's edited paper pls don't fall for it, come to think of it someone u don't know sent u something from UK laptops phones and etc it's a SCAM, let me advise u tell dem to sell one of it and bring the remaining one, or tell them u re in abuja.that u will come for it.
tnks bro.

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Business / Re: Help,is It True I Have To Pay #7500 For Home Delivry. by victoreltemur: 5:49am On Jul 24, 2015
ship2naija:
Did you order for anything? If not, it's a scam
I didn't. I met d dude online. He even sent me a paper bearing british airways cargo,and all,with stamps,and bla bla...
Business / Help,is It True I Have To Pay #7500 For Home Delivry. by victoreltemur: 4:57am On Jul 24, 2015
Pls,I received a parcel from the UK yesterday. I was mailed d documents for clearance,and a customer care no.d goods arrived@abuja,and I am in lagos.I called d CC,and dey told me to pay #7500,first into an account for courier movement before I cn receive as home delivery. Pls is ds true,and as anyone done ds kind of deal with british cargo service, pls urgent help is needed. I hope its nt a scam!!!
Phones / What Type Of Subscription Do Iphone Use. by victoreltemur: 8:27pm On Jul 23, 2015
I know ds is a laymans qstn,but what we don't knw ,we ask. Pls I just got an iphone 6,and I m wonderin what type of subcription works on it. Do normal data which we buy work? Nd also wts all d nosie about ios being complez. Sensible responses pleas. Tnks.

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Politics / Re: SSS Finds Incriminating Evidence Against Dasuki by victoreltemur: 9:26am On Jul 19, 2015
eyeview:
Based on this statement from DSS,they got nothing on this man. Are they now the EFCC to prosecute the man for having 12cars or for having 5 bullet-proof cars from 'tax payers' money? Or are the bullet proof cars now a security threat to the nation.
The got nothing to prosecute him on threat to nation's security,really.
seriously?u are terribly funny.do u really tnk 5 bulletproof cars are right for a single individual?havnt u heard it wsnt in his handover notes?y ar u so blind to reason...
Webmasters / Re: How Do You Pay For Domain Names? by victoreltemur: 12:37am On Jul 18, 2015
serverman:
I get my domains free with every hosting package from QServers.net. Hosting starts from N2,500 for 500mb web space. 99.9% server uptime and quality customer support.

You should try them also.
pls I m tryin d same naw,but I m runnig into problems wt d site...@ls cn u help me..
Politics / Re: Electricity Generation Rises Again To 4,656 Megawatts by victoreltemur: 9:29pm On Jul 17, 2015
GJames:
Thats less than what an airport generates in the US. The day i rejoice for electricity in Nigeria is the day i see cobwebs in my generator. Anyway congrat PHCN
at least appreciate this one first...its people like yu,dt leaves ur country and travels tru sahara desert to get to spain,,,,nd d rest is history....
Phones / Help!! My Bb Shows Gsm Instead Of Edge. by victoreltemur: 8:36pm On Jul 17, 2015
My bb torch fell into water a while ago. I repaired it the next day.but I noticed since den dou I hav an active BIS,my phone shows GSM anytime I put it to 2G.,but it shows 3G wt bb sign if I switch on to 3G. Pls is it d fone,d SIm or service provider.I hav bn in dt area for days nd it nvr showed GSM in d past.pls wts appning?
Family / Re: Pastor Abuses, Impregnates And Abandons Woman Seeking Spiritual Help by victoreltemur: 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
HungerBAD:
Pastors and women?

What is it about women that brings out the weaknesses in pastors?pastors are not medical doctors, but in Nigeria we have elevated them to a near god status. I hate blaming the victims, but sometimes these women have a blame too in whatever misfortune that befalls them.

There are medical explanations for everything.


I tnk d woman is to b blaimed.aw cn women be so so stupid to d extent that somone tells u its until they sleep wt u ,then dts wen all will b well?...isn't dt so hilarious?sme women just don't learn.that's the usefulness of forums like these..to learn and nt fall into traps that others do...I knw in a short while,I ll still read FP,that another eediot gets pregnant for a pastor again.....
Politics / Re: Human Rights Commision Says Buhari Lacks Power To Slash His Own Salary by victoreltemur: 4:41pm On Jul 14, 2015
kazmanbanjoko:
Na wa ooo. Some people sef. Wetin be their own. Na dem dey give am salary ni.
me sef wonder ooOoo,dem sha wan make we sabi say dem sef dey dere too..
Politics / Human Rights Commision Says Buhari Lacks Power To Slash His Own Salary by victoreltemur: 2:14pm On Jul 14, 2015
The Chairman, National Human Rights Commission,
Prof. Chidi Odinkalu, says although President
Muhammadu Buhari’s 50 per cent pay cut in his
salary is commendable, the President lacks the
power to do so.
Odinkalu, who spoke during a programme on
Channels Television, Politics Today, monitored by our
correspondent, noted that no law in Nigeria allows
any elected public official to slash his salary.
He maintained that only the Revenue Mobilisation
Allocation and Fiscal Commission was empowered to
do so.
Odinkalu advised the President and state governors
who announced a pay cut in their salaries to take
their full salaries and then donate 50 per cent of it to
the government through a regulated process that
would ensure accountability.
He said, “This idea of the governors, president and
vice-president slashing their salaries is alluring and I
think many people would welcome it but I will also
suggest caution. There is supposed to be a process
here. The salaries of governors were not set by
them. They actually don’t have the power under the
law to cut their own salaries. That should be done by
the Revenue Allocation Mobilisation and Fiscal
Commission.
“The President cannot say, I cut my salary. No. He
has no such power. There is no law in Nigeria that
empowers the president to do that. There is also no
law that empowers any governor in Nigeria to say, I
cut my salary.
“What should happen is this, they can collect their
salaries and decide to donate 50 per cent of it back
to the state. To do that, we need a system to be able
to use that money for the public purpose. Let’s not in
the name of populism do something that is not
authorised by the law because a democratic system
is a system of law.
“We do not ask governors and the President to do
things that the law does not ask them to do. I am
quite clear about this. I have looked into the matter
and found out that no governor or president has
power to reduce their salaries by 50 per cent.”http://www.punchng.com/politics/buhari-govs-lack-power-to-slash-own-salaries/
Web Market / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Develop An Online Forum Like "Nairaland" by victoreltemur: 11:13am On Jul 13, 2015
horpeyemi19:
a site like naijaloaded i can build it for you for just 4000 and if you wanna build it or create it for urself that will be 3000
hi gentleman,I don't knw if u can drop ur contact so we can talk.thank you.
Webmasters / Re: When VBHostNET.com Lose Your Reseller Accounts And Say - "We Have No Backup" by victoreltemur: 3:13pm On Jul 09, 2015
daok:
This is my humble submission: never use any Nigerian hosting company if you are really serious about your business. I recommend bluehost.com reseller package.
bluehost? Pls how much is their unlimited plan?
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Developer Asap by victoreltemur: 3:10pm On Jul 09, 2015
DualCore1:
I usually have little web development projects to do. There could be up to 7 projects coming in in a week and ranging from $100 - $350 with a completion time frame of 2-4 days. Most weeks I end up having to carry over some projects because I am only able to complete 4-5 projects in a week. The clients are always understanding and don't have a problem waiting for a couple of days more to get their jobs. Web development is supposed to be my hobby but its beginning to require even more from me than my main job.

Basically I need a full stack PHP developer who will handle any surplus work I have. No frameworks knowledge needed (you will likely never have to use them on my projects).
Most of the projects assigned are to be completed in 2-4 days and could range from ($100 - $350). The projects will require intermidiate-advanced knowledge in PHP, MySQL, HTML, CSS (incl Bootstrap), JS (incl jQuery).

Payment will be made on a per project basis with the developer earning up to 70% of the project's cost and no less that 50%. In most cases I will handle the whole project planning, workflow, diagrams and database schema design. All the developer will need to do is understand my laid down plans, create the database(s) and code.

I will have to show the developer how I code, how I arrange my files into folders (it may be weird but in most cases, the only file on the root folder is index.php, everything else has been neatly placed into folders with a maximum depth of 2), how I route page requests. Just so that I can pick up any project and just blindly move around like I was the one that wrote it without having to study lines upon lines of codes and files scattered about, to understand the developers frame of mind at the time of coding.


The following should be noted:
1. I won't ask you to build a script like Facebook in 2-4 days.
2. This is not a fulltime job, but I will prefer someone who is always online. You could earn up to $100 on a project and could handle up to 3 projects in a week depending on how fast you can work (that's about $300 in a week).
3. All communication will be done through Skype.
4. Open to a male or female
5. No price negotiations, the projects will be shown to you and their costs. You choose what you want to do. Its fine if you don't want any.
6. There won't be any close supervision, the reason I am outsourcing is so I can also work on other projects at the same time and also face my main job.
7. The developer should be comfortable working with either Notepad++ or PHPStorm.

Please just drop your Skype ID.
hi.Pls,I got to knw tru folowin ds site that u got a webhosting company.,and u design sites. I have a job for you,and I am wonderin if we could be in contact.tnks.waitin for ur reply ASAP
Webmasters / Re: When VBHostNET.com Lose Your Reseller Accounts And Say - "We Have No Backup" by victoreltemur: 2:46pm On Jul 09, 2015
egift:


It was the same search that produced VBHOSTNET the self acclaimed "best web hosting company in Nigeria" only for me to discover it is uploading your website into a leaking server.

Now what I want is a user recommended service based on personal experience. Any recommendation guys?
in my own view,I tnk u shld never have used a NIGERIAN hosting site in the first place...
Romance / Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by victoreltemur: 11:48am On Jul 09, 2015
Bibidear:

lols,funny u,u are my bf na,so y wont u have my no
lols...ok.seriously.just gv me d first eleven digits...I will look for the rest..how about dat ma..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by victoreltemur: 11:41am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

I actually see nothing shocking about all ds epistle about urself...sorrry..
Romance / Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by victoreltemur: 7:21am On Jul 09, 2015
Bibidear:
Jesus Christ,very cute
bibI,I knw it is...ehn...aw long will I beg u,for ur no nahh...oya pls
Sports / Re: NFF Confirms ‘agreement’ With Oliseh As Keshi’s Successor by victoreltemur: 7:20am On Jul 09, 2015
Lasgidy1:
Who is Oliseh? I doubt we know him here in Chibok
...askin whom oliseh is?....He is a pilot...see mumu
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Wears Lipstick In New Photo by victoreltemur: 2:47pm On Jul 08, 2015
Bibidear:

yea i can give u buh on a condition,u av to dress lyk denrele
hahahha;no naw...+k,am kneeling..oo
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Wears Lipstick In New Photo by victoreltemur: 2:45pm On Jul 08, 2015
Bibidear:

yea i can give u buh on a condition,u av to dress lyk denrele
haha,dnt be mean naw...oya please...m kneeling ooo
Investment / Re: Pls,who Knows Of A Reputable Webhosting Company In Nigeria by victoreltemur: 8:30am On Jul 08, 2015
Donald3d:
i can help u with one that is very reliable i have two sites hosted there ,its not nigerian though ,i also design websites, i am also a graphics designer,3d animator etc. will love to help .here is my number 08182346055 kindly drop urs
that's ok too.we cn hook up on whatsapp,07052935473.let's see if we cn work together.

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