₦airaland Forum

MrCoker:
Oya knee down for that corner and say, Fada Fada!!! , I thank you for securing my precious parts from the hands of ritualist in disguise as gentle men.

Fadaaa!!! I have learnt my lesson and i will not go out with this current Nairalander asking me out.

Any eyes of kidnappers, gbomo gbomo over my life, daddy, uproot them.

Heheheheheheheheh


Amen!


But seriously i dont think the nairalander is a ritualist!

My discerning spirit says he simply wants to chat with me one on one , thats all

No fear! Im safe.

lexy2014:
Madam detective, as u read d story na so me I take read d story. According to d lady this is her reason y she bit off d guys dick:

“Johnson insisted on having sex with me and when I refused, he hit me on my back, I was so pained that I bit his manhood. I didn’t mean to harm him,” she said."


So because d guy hit her on her back, she decided to bite off d guys dick. Now in that moment of rage, d guy was still in his boxers.

“He tried taking my clothes off which I refused and he slapped me twice. He took off his clothes and was putting on boxers and singlet while he held on to my breast to pin me down.”

My dear, this lady isn't telling us what actually happened. Her story is so sweet that am trying so hard to believe it

OK, but don't you think hitting her on the back will Make her fall down to the point where his dick is? Then with rage, she bites off his dick!

It's rational like that.

karashita:
Thanks jare sis.Na survival strategy.

Hahahahahahahaha

lexy2014:
Now u are getting a clearer picture of what happened. So it is possible that she came up with d rape story so it won't look as if she harmed d guy without reason. D question still remains, y did she bite off his dick?



If this was what u feel transpired, then it was a chaotic situation. If she didn't want to have sex, how did d guys dick end up in her mouth when d dick is down& her mouth is up? If u say she's temperamental, how was she then able to calm d guy down? When a temperamental person is angry, d person isnt thinking of calming anyone down

Hmmmmm that's true


You are right .


But if that's the case, why the hell did she bite off his dick?


Something went wrong somewhere.

Do u have a clue, Mr detective?


And next time ,he will never ever request for bj, throughout the rest of his life! If he survives this one

dairykidd:
Kingdom advancement for God is tops but can u please explain what u mean by the bold.. I'm thinking u typed it wrongly & its not what u really meant

Oh OK, I type wrongly

Sex is unimportant for us at this period. That's what I should have said.

My mistake.

MrCoker:
be careful, nah kidnapper be that guy

Hahahahahahahahah, he can't kidnap me in a public place, and broad daylight nah
And moreover God is protecting me. Lemme tell u a short story that happened two weeks ago.

I was bored one day, so bored mehn! I logged into facebook, then saw some new chats. There was this guy, matured, good looking, he typed hi, I replied hello, we got chatting. He's a cool guy. He asked how come I'm online on a Monday. I said mehn I'm bored he was like eeyah. We chatted about what we do for a living and all.

So he asked will I be free on Sunday? I said oh! Yes I will be free ! He smiled and said OK. And where do we meet up? I replied can u pick me up at home? He said no problem he will. I asked where are we going? He said a lovely bar on the island, just to wine and dine. I was like Wow! Great!

Then we chatted inbetween the week. Then later I sat myself down and I said but wait o! I don't know this guy o. He's a stranger and Vicky u want to go out with him?

I was quiet and I said to myself, but can't someone have fun in peace again? I'm so bored! I knelt down and prayed saying Oh God, u know I'm so bored, it's not like I'm going to have sex with this man, please protect me. Don't let anything bad happen to me. I know u love me as I love you too. Pls protect me Then I stood up and said nothing will happen with faith .

On Sunday, He came in the evening around 6pm, nice sparkling white rice, tall guy, muscular, fine smiles on his face. then we drove down to the island, chatting, laughing, gisting and all the way. Very cool guy. We got to the bar , lovely place.

there is even a band playing, comedians too came, did their stuffs, dancers came, shaking bums. Lots of drinks, barbecues, ice cream, so much to eat and drink , and people were dancing having fun. I was like Wow!
This is it!

We ate delicious Barbecues, we drank, he wanted me to drink more I said nah.. I'm full!

Then One his friends came around, he looks like a bouncer with huge muscles and I was like oops! I hope these guys won't kill me afterwards?

I readjusted my mind, I said God u are in control. Nothing will happen to me. All I want is just to have fun o, nothing more o! Chai! . I calmed down and I was chatting with them like warri babe . They were laughing so hard at my funny way of talking. I smiled, I said to myself good.

Then I told the guy who brought me, I have to go. I must be back home by 9pm.

They said oh why nah? I replied that's the rules where i live. The security guard locks up by 9:30pm, so I must be home before 9:30pm. I can't sleep out. They were like but I'm a big babe nag, and an adult too. Why should I accept such? I said its a long story. Lemme go. They shrugged and said OK.

So they excuse themselves to go talk elsewhere, I was still seated waiting for them, wondering how they hope to achieve the kidnap thing lol.

Then they came back and said OK if I want to go home, no wahala. It was like music in my ears. I was bit tipsy, stomach tight and i was so happy. The huge guy left. I heaved a sigh of relief. Lol

The guy who invited me said let's go then. .. Lemme drop u at home. I replied OK cool. As we were driving home, he said u are such fun to be wih. I smiled I said thanks. He said if it were some girls they will be so dull and quiet. I replied Every girl. Is not the same. So he drove down and drop me at home. As I was about coming down? I asked him do u do this often? As in take a random babe out, drink, eat ,laugh and gist? And I'm surprised u didn't touch me, u were a perfect gentle man.

He smiled he said erhmm he's different and felt connected with me when we chatted online and was like OK let go out? i was like really? wow! That's good! Guys like yourself are scarce .

Then he said he's married and he's not looking at having sex, he just want to have a great time with someone different , gist, be merry to relive Lagos stress. I was like that's good! OK drive safe. I walked back to my apartment with the security guard waiting, I gave him a red wine, as he opened the gate. He said ha! For me alone? I said yes. Enjoy! He replied Madam thank you o! I replied no wahala, I'm off. Goodnight, please lock up. Then I slept like a baby.

That's the first and last time I spoke with him. He doesn't chat with me anymore, I felt sad initially but i was like OK, he's weird sha but no prob.

Although it's risky o, babes don't try such stunts o!

lexy2014:
But initially u said she was swift. Yes I think there was a bj in progress at d time of d biting. If she had tricked him, she would have said so in her story. D question is y she bit off his dick. Her rape story does not adequately explain y

If she said in her story she gave him bj And also accused him of rape?

Then it's no longer rape. And she will be in serious trouble, arrested and charge to court for assault ,attempted murder and bodily harm. So it's not a good idea, if she say so.

But definitely for her to bite his dick means she didn't want to have any form of intimacy with him but he insisted and possibly she's temperamental. And she felt lemme reach him a lesson.

She's just not in the mood for such romance and sex.

iSpread:
I will like to take you out and get to know more about you.

OK cool!

Send a pm.

wizod:
vicky I swear, u're beauty wit brain. May God grant all ur heart desires in Jesus Christ name

Awwww

Amen and amen and Amen!

God please grant all these prayers people are praying for me o

And bless them as well.

God bless you too, and grant your heart desires amen

lexy2014:
If she was so swift in d rushing in d midst of all that chaos, then she must have lightening speed. To bend down to bite off a dick will take lightening speed 4d man not 2b able to react or defend himself. Do u agree?

Possibly she tricked him and told him to calm down while she gives him a bj. So they can both enjoy it and viammm! She bit his dick when he least expect.

Smiles.

Maybe o

Or what do u think must have happened?

lexy2014:
How did d dick get to her mouth? Dick de down mouth de up

She must have rushed him and bit him there

Some Ladies know the most vulnerable part to disarm a man who wants to rape or beat with blows is to either hit his dick so hard, or pull very hard but swift or bite off!


Lol

Next time, he will say no to rape!

Serves him right

Men think women must ever be ready to get laid.

No is no!

Control the dick for God's sake!

ADMAF:
You need to take a few lessons on the use of punctuations.

No vex, English is not my language.

Na pidgin and urhobo language I know.

ADMAF:
We can't help ourselves cos we're God's gift to women

Na so for your mind!

biggestmanhood:
u will receive the shock of your life from him any moment from now

Please be my guest!

I'm scared!!

dammyllare:
You and I are not fighting ooo.
I admired all you said and only chipped in my little advice when you pray God help you settle with the right guy.
All the same, have a lovely day

Oh ok

Amen, thanks God is helping me o! . And definitely by God's grace I will settle with the right guy. Although he said, he has prayed about me and the spirit of God says I'm his wife and we have a future together, that's why he woo me . I was like Wow! OK? Then with time, I became fond of him

Although Im praying about it too for directions but one thing I know is that, he's very caring , generous and attentive

Anyways, Let God's will be done, that's all I believe in.

So you too, have a great day.
Thanks

biggestmanhood:
I will forward it to your boyfriend,with evidence on how you always cheat on him

biggestmanhood:
I will forward it to your boyfriend,with evidence on how you always cheat on him

Ahahahahaha, so because I flirt online here, I'm now cheating on him?

Sighs, when will Nigerians learn to mind their business for once in their lives.

Anyways Mr radio without battery, first you don't know my man. Nobody here knows him, that's one.

Then two! We trust ourselves alot. He knows what I can do and what I can't do, cause he simply adores me and he knows my true character.

So if I'm cheating on him? He will know ! He has a discerning spirit.

Carry your kolomental off my mentions!

dammyllare:
I am not saying sex is a paramount need. What I mean by helping yourself is to be of good conduct, put in your own effort to make it work, be respectful and all..
LOBATAN

Oh OK, I thought u meant sex. I'm doing things right in my relationship and it's working.

I never said my relationship is not working o

I simply admired a couple on this thread and everyone has turned it, into somethingelse.

U guys should chill abeg!

biggestmanhood:
not huncle is uncle,oponu I will expose your relationship with jide here

Hahahahahahaha, not only uncle, nah ankle!

Me? will call you uncle? Heavens forbid!

Ode!

Village goat!

Jide ko, kafan ni!

biggestmanhood:
how

Mtchwwwww!!!

dammyllare:
I want to shake the table
It is lying not lieing.
Your fiance can't be [b][/b]In Nairaland but on nairaland

Lol, noted.

thanks.

biggestmanhood:
oponu,how about u and hide or u want me to spill it here

Spill it ooo!



Animal!

dammyllare:
God will surely help you as you also help yourself

I'm fine. I don't need to help myself.

I'm serious .. My paramount need is not sex. And guys wooing me know.

biggestmanhood:
u are too loss for my liking, that is why I didn't give in to u

Anyways huncle, the correct spelling is loose not loss, that's one

Then two! Quit lieing we've met. It won't help your situation. My fiance is not in nairaland, so your lies won't work on him or me.

Understood!

Ode! No be only loss, na locker!

biggestmanhood:
u are too loss for my liking, that is why I didn't give in to u

I don't know you

Who are you?

ChEkWaSIyKe:
I am single and ready. Who is ready? DM me.

Your pic is not on your dp?

Don't be shy, place it there.

Siralgebra04:
Oya, do u like me? Oya shoot ur shot.

You look cool

But seriously , I'm not shooting shots


I'm just having fun here o!!

Biko!

Logobenzz:
Till it's time for action and bobo falls inside that borehole you are trying to hide.
Divorce straight!!!
Better give him now so he can start getting use to that swimming pool.
Don't mention,I am talking from experience so I know

Lol you be real character!

No be only give him now!

Come and carry me give am naw?

Ode! Mumu

You think life is all about sex..


Dundi!

ecclize:
ok no qualms... I will quote u once I upload the pic

OK cool!!!

wizod:
yes oooo. Why not do d same and save ur puna from series of banging from different men.

Funny enough, my puna is at peace.

Have not had sex for like a year plus and I have a nice young man who's in love with me. Thank God he agrees on this celibacy stuff. He's into Christ like moi! We are both working on our relationship with God, and building up our spiritual life.

True sons and daughters of God build up the network concerning the kingdom Of God, and through that process you get to understand the character of who claims he or she loves you. So it shouldnt be all about sex naw. Sex is outdated!!!!!

Feel me?

So Chill! Sex is not the priority here.

I simply admire the couple.. Abi na crime to admire again?

[quote author=stamapro post=80222635][/quote]I'm not shooting shots


Just admiring the couple on this thread, that's all.