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Romance / Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Viicfuntop(f): 7:29pm On Feb 14, 2021
Kapilta:
Anyone can claim to be a billionaires' daughter here anyway and assume others are what they truly are in real life.


Man, no one claimed anything but you justifying incest says a lot about your background even if it’s joke. Do you know how sick you have to be justify incest and with a kid? If you are not a potential rapist, then you are a freak of nature
Romance / Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by Viicfuntop(f): 7:20pm On Feb 14, 2021
SmellingAnus:
Happy New year

Happy new year. So long
Romance / Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Viicfuntop(f): 7:20pm On Feb 14, 2021
Kapilta:
Set awon holy than thou. At the end they would have f their boyfriend countless times before they realize they are blood relatives. Nonsense


If only your father had set goals to change his life, he would have been to raise you in a fairly good neighborhood. Ghetto Rat
Romance / Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by Viicfuntop(f): 3:40pm On Feb 14, 2021
Girls too. It’s not gender specific undecided

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Romance / Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Viicfuntop(f): 3:33pm On Feb 14, 2021
Kapilta:
Wetin sarah be to Abraham? No be Lot him pikin born for ni. Abegi


Your point being that you have been sleeping with your sister. Well that’s your guy up there. Show him support by sending a dm. Fuckihg pervert. When you have kids, you can teach them to start having a relationship from young. Dumbass

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Romance / Re: Advice On What To Do With This Money by Viicfuntop(f): 2:36pm On Feb 14, 2021
Godhelpme443:
Bought molly of 80k two days ago and been taking a pill daily to get through this and find happiness
But it's not helping because it gives me a serious migraine after the trips clears off.
I'm always moody these days and find fun in smoking ändern alcohol.
I'm gradually killing myself. I used to be very bright. Scam made me completely empty upstairs.
I want to start up something and wipe off fraud completely out of my life



Let me tell you what will give you peace. Every single person you defrauded, even if it’s £1, text them and ask them for forgiveness but the most important thing, send everyone their money to the last penny. Even if you invest or start up a business, you will always be the guy who stole from others to get rich. Imagine a Fraudster ripped your parents of your tuition fees when you had nothing? Do what you want to do. It’s your life
Romance / Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Viicfuntop(f): 1:47pm On Feb 14, 2021
HelpHelpHelp:

I know I deserve all the abuses and curses. I’m someone who always try to advise younger people on how to go about situations in live. I never imagined I would find myself in this kind of mess. Thank God you are not me, cos I feel unlucky being in this kind of situation


Don’t give me that crap about pity. I would have given you a human to human talk but I saw where you said you touched her ass. That’s why I resulted to calling you a pig. If you are not even disciplined enough to avoid a temptation with your kid sister, a fuckem child, I seriously wonder how your life is. If it means getting a job that would take you out from morning to night, then get it. I don’t care how menial it is. This is irritating. That’s a child man. Jeez. You better find a friend to squat with. She is a child again, man

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Romance / Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Viicfuntop(f): 1:35pm On Feb 14, 2021
HelpHelpHelp:
Help guys!! I created a new account because I’m fairly popular on NL. I’m a 28 years old single guy, the eldest and the only male child among 4 children. For a while now, I’ve been having this sexual desire towards our last born, she’s just 14 year old in SS3. Maybe it’s not just sexual desire cos she fits all the spec I’ve always want in a woman. She’s tall, dark skin, and has a perfect body shape. I’ve been trying to control myself since, I even go inside and masturbate with the thoughts of her beauty and body. I came out today because I try to do something that I was sure I wouldn’t do. It was her and I alone in the flat. She just got dressed preparing to go out and I saw her with her beautiful body shape, I couldn’t help but draw her back and give her a tight hug. I let go and repeated the hug for like 3 times, I even held her ass in my hand. She didn’t react overly, she just looked at me and smile. I’m afraid if this feeling goes on, I’ll do the unthinkable. Guys please advise me on how to overcome this lustful desire.��


YOu are a fuccking weirdo. The rapist in you is coming out. The thing about this stupid post is that even if it’s made up, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re a fuuxken sick human. Do you know how weird you have to be to imagine having a sexual relationship with a child? Pervert is an insult to perverts. You are their king. You touched a child’s ass. Your sister. No wonder you are still living with your parents. You life is so messed up that nothing would ever work for you. And before the rats come for me saying it’s not bad to live in your Parents house; well it’s not. Just be an adult there. There are well to do men living with their parents till they get married. It’s nothing but you see this idiot here, he is going to be there forever. bleeping weirdo. I haven’t used the F word in years but you deserve it. Asshole

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Collapsing On Your Watch, PDP Cautions Buhari by Viicfuntop(f): 11:50am On Feb 14, 2021
uBuNiT:


that s why you never marry. No respect

With this reply, I don’t understand how pathetic your life is outside nairaland
Politics / Re: Nigeria Collapsing On Your Watch, PDP Cautions Buhari by Viicfuntop(f): 11:44am On Feb 14, 2021
uBuNiT:
PDP didn't do better in 16 years. So stop criticizing us


Shut up
Politics / Re: Nigeria Collapsing On Your Watch, PDP Cautions Buhari by Viicfuntop(f): 11:43am On Feb 14, 2021
143WaZoBia:
Nairaland is not a good site for Nigerians. A good thing the site is not so popular among Nigerians.



Why is that so
Politics / Re: Hoodlums Take Over Akinyele, Ibadan As Yoruba And Hausa Clash (video) by Viicfuntop(f): 3:34pm On Feb 13, 2021
Kriss216:
Igbos should in one accord, thank MNK.

Mazi prevented all these from happening in SE by establishing ESN.



God bless MNK
God bless ESN.


What’s the full meaning of ESN
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Crosses 50 Million Vehicle Production Landmark by Viicfuntop(f): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2021
internationalman:
Mercedes, the Samsung of cars


Which is the apple of cars
Romance / Re: How Did You Meet The Love Of Your Life? by Viicfuntop(f): 10:28pm On Feb 12, 2021
JejeNaija:
Let's use this opportunity to go down memory lane and share that moment when we first met that special person in our lives today.

For me it was one crazy weekend I had just attended a friends birthday party so I was heading home when I noticed one nice looking out door kind of bar & restaurant and I observed they were selling Nkwobi and isi ewu which I love so much so I decided to stop by. I sat alone, took a bottle of beer and a plate of nkwobi. There was a nice young friendly lady who served me but my mind wasn't into any thing woman that day. When I was done and paid my bills, I was about leaving when I noticed some old school classmates I hadn't seen in a while and they asked me to join their table for a while which I obliged to. They were being served by another beautiful sweet looking girl that had this breathe taking smile. As she came to take my order and was just smiling, I just couldn't hold the attraction I instantly had on her. It was so obvious and being that she could tell she just kept smiling anytime our eyes come in contact with each other.

After few drinks with my friends I told them I had to leave so I called the girl to get me the bills for the drinks I ordered for myself and my friends. She then brought a chair and sat very close to me while she was calculating the bills. When she was done I passed my phone to her and told her to give me her number because I would love to take her on a date. Without hesitating and still giving those beautiful smile she gave me her number and I flashed her phone just to be sure this is not a one chance.
So before I left I passed the money for my bills to one of my friends so they can just pay everything together with the stuffs they had already taken before I joined them. As I was leaving I noticed the girl hurriedly walked up to me and asked about the bills I was suppose to pay so I told her that I had passed the money to my friend so they pay all the bills together and she said that's fine. Then she said the next day was actually her off day so I could call her if I want to see her, and I was like wow, of course I will definitely want to see you.

Next day we went on a date, a very romantic date for sure and it was crazy. After that the rest became history. Two years gone by and we have a beautiful baby together now. Still having a beautiful relationship and now a family together.

It is God oooo.

How was yours like?



Awwwwn. So sweet. Did you guys get married
Literature / Re: The 48 Laws Of Power- Which Of The Laws Is Your Favourite? by Viicfuntop(f): 3:58pm On Feb 10, 2021
H2Ossss:
"your reputation is everything... guard it with your life"... used this line to score points in an interview... lol


How did you do it
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Bear Pains Of High Petrol Cost - Timipre Sylva by Viicfuntop(f): 3:32pm On Feb 09, 2021
Iamgrey5:
Yes, I am

thanks for the compliment.


You are welcome smiley

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Politics / Re: Nigerians To Bear Pains Of High Petrol Cost - Timipre Sylva by Viicfuntop(f): 3:02pm On Feb 09, 2021
Iamgrey5:
More protest loading....

Our useless goverment is increasing Taxation when production is falling which has led to Massive inflation as producers have simply passed the excess cost (taxation) unto the consumers.

The same goverment is looking for ways to further compound the misery suffered by the Nigerian consumer by increasing the price of petrol which is the only stable and affordable source of energy available in Nigeria.

By the Time they increase petrol price÷

> Cost of Transportation increases

>Cost of production increases

> it will lead to a disastrous increase in the cost of goods and services that are already at a all time high.




Are you an economist? I like analytical minds

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu And His Wife, Cynthia Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Viicfuntop(f): 7:09pm On Feb 07, 2021
chatinent:
The wife's hands look like legs.


This comment cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Samuel Ogulu's Birthday: Bose Ogulu, Burna Boy's Mother Celebrates Her Husband by Viicfuntop(f): 3:51pm On Feb 05, 2021
senatepresido:
please help me out with a sincere feedback

Straight to the point, I have been invited for an interview at Consolidated Hallmark Insurance Plc for the post of a Client Relationship Officer, please I want to know if this is a marketing job/Insurance sales because I am not interested in any marketing job...
anyone with useful information on this should please help out.

Thanks in anticipation for your response


Lol. I remember Nysc
Crime / Re: Suspected Herdsmen Kill OPC Member, Kidnap Farmer In Ondo by Viicfuntop(f): 9:14pm On Feb 03, 2021
iddonla:


Your father is foolish....

shediott



What then shall I call your father that gave birth to you? Mannerless thing. You sound like a product of a pervert father who a beer palour mother. Your parents did not raise you well. You should have been killed with a pill. Asshole
Crime / Re: Suspected Herdsmen Kill OPC Member, Kidnap Farmer In Ondo by Viicfuntop(f): 8:33pm On Feb 03, 2021
iddonla:
All killing and kidnapping in nigeria is now committed by fulani herdsmen..

as if we southerners no dey kill and kidnap ourselv bfor..

fulani don suffer

Shut up if you have nothing to say. Nonsense

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Pets / Re: Diary Of My Rabbit : Ghost by Viicfuntop(f): 11:56am On Feb 03, 2021
Nicklaus619:


I was very tender then but I could remember it stopped eating and I came back from school one day and my dad told me that my rabbit has gone to rabbit heaven grin


Rabbit heaven, lol

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Politics / Re: Why We’re Inaugurating Mega Political Party — Utomi, Na’Aba, Agbakoba, Moghalu by Viicfuntop(f): 11:50am On Feb 03, 2021
NwadykExcel:


Ask that retard,my brother.


Typical street urchin behavior
Politics / Re: Why We’re Inaugurating Mega Political Party — Utomi, Na’Aba, Agbakoba, Moghalu by Viicfuntop(f): 8:58am On Feb 03, 2021
galantjoe:
Patrick Utomi is a political failure and monumental waste. Forming mega party is a wild goose chase.

Let him try to be grass root politician.



What is your solution? I believe whatever you do outside nairaland in your job is to find solution to problems. So how can Nigeria rescue itself from this mess? I ask you “great one”

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Politics / Re: Why We’re Inaugurating Mega Political Party — Utomi, Na’Aba, Agbakoba, Moghalu by Viicfuntop(f): 8:56am On Feb 03, 2021
preselect:


good idea. . . but how did the current illiterates get into power? they were supported by intellectuals like soyinka and ezekwesili, and approved of by millions of young people. Remember "Sai Buhari"? It is what it is. The leadership is not the only stupid folks in the country . . . the masses are enablers of stupidity. We should all look into the mirror.

As of today, my view is that the stupidity of the masses is still too much. . . they dont have the capacity to elect intellectuals into high offices. If we are given the opportunity to vote today. . . believe me, many would vote Buhari again



Sadly, I agree with you. We are our own architect. If an election is to be rigged today by the incumbent government, if the masses are massively in support of the opposition, it would be difficult to rig that kind of election.
Everything starts now. We need to make people realize that they are suffering. They don’t need to travel out to know nigeria is a mess. I just want Nigerians to want that change

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Politics / Re: Why We’re Inaugurating Mega Political Party — Utomi, Na’Aba, Agbakoba, Moghalu by Viicfuntop(f): 1:27am On Feb 03, 2021
Nairalanders, let’s drop sentiments and face what’s happening in Nigeria. Nigeria is sinking. You don’t know how bad we have it. If you are “enjoying” from this government, well, I can’t say much. Nigeria is too big to be powered by Illiterates and people who lack foresight, let alone common intelligience. None of the peope in power has any of them. We need a total reform. Don’t continue with the old “these are recycled politicians bla bla bla”. Nigeria needs a Visionary leader now and someone capable of causing a drastic change to the economy. We need intellects. Let’s drop our sentiments aside and look at this new ones . If you think they are not good enough, that’s fine. Just know that the more stupid leaders we elect, the more our suffering continues.

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Travel / Re: Dubai Declares Nigerians Must Travel Directly From Nigeria by Viicfuntop(f): 2:20pm On Feb 02, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Pls tell me one developed place in Nigeria

In your various states, is it fulani that is ruling your state.

Is it fulani that is your state governor, senator, house of rep, state rep, local government chairmen and councilman?



AT the end of the day, your defenses are weak. You are making no logical point.

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Celebrities / Re: AY Celebrates His Daughter, Michelle Makun, On Her 13th Birthday (Photos) by Viicfuntop(f): 3:08pm On Feb 01, 2021
Nairaland men are quite something. Bunch of perverts and potential rapist on this thread. I wonder girls who still accept emails from these men on this app.

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Celebrities / Re: AY Celebrates His Daughter, Michelle Makun, On Her 13th Birthday (Photos) by Viicfuntop(f): 3:05pm On Feb 01, 2021
luminouz:
5 more years.....


cheesy grin


The wolves are coming.

I never pictured you to have a mentality like this. I do not want to say pervert but it’s what it is
Celebrities / Re: AY Celebrates His Daughter, Michelle Makun, On Her 13th Birthday (Photos) by Viicfuntop(f): 3:03pm On Feb 01, 2021
GOFRONT:
She don ripe oo..

Two more years



Imagine a pervert telling your mother or your younger sister, she is ripe, what will you do?
Politics / Re: How National Assembly "Padded" 2021 Budget With Over ₦500 Billion by Viicfuntop(f): 3:17pm On Jan 31, 2021
Kingzeez10:

But you're triggered to comment, point made then.



Excuse me. Comments are made in relation to a post on social media. So I’m justified to call out a stupid comment. He typed all that just to be “ I dont want to say senseless” Waste of space
Politics / Re: How National Assembly "Padded" 2021 Budget With Over ₦500 Billion by Viicfuntop(f): 1:24pm On Jan 31, 2021
SilverNorGold:
Ok... Watch how hypocritical Nairaland students notorious for padding school fees, registration fees, textbooks money, etc. will cast the first stone.

Watch how hypocritical Nairaland women, notorious for extorting their husbands will cast the first stone...

Watch how hypocritical Nairaland men, notorious for shortchanging the companies they work at, will cast the first stone. At Sheraton Hotel, where some work, they give room of 150k, pocket 130k, then lie to the management that only 20k was realized..

At Skido Pharmaceutical Company where some work, they engage in various shady practices.. Go to Lekwele forum, Asokoto blog, they illegally weylay unsuspecting advertisers, asking them to pass through them, instead of the owner/proper channel, with a promise of outrageous discounts. And then before you know it, an unknown blog gets featured!

Go to churches, all God's monies are diverted to the pastors' private pockets!

CORRUPTION EVERYWHERE! But these hypocrites are ONLY concerned about the corruption going on in government, forgetting that it's the corrupt people like them that are actually I government! Bloody hypocrites!

CAST THE FIRST STONE IF YOU CAN SWEAR WITH YOUR LIFE THAT YOU ARE NOT AS CORRUPT AS THE POLITICIANS!

BLOODY HYPOCRITES!

Nigeria must better!


At the end of the day, you made no point. All these, just to end it with trash

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